For the crime of the scootalocaust, the unprovoked deletion of over 3000 innocent chickuns, derpibooru will burn on February the 22nd. Witness this. We do not forgive, we do not forget, expect us to shitpost all over yours shit clopgallery.
>>29486003
>Arising Down
>>29486003
>>29486009
>Anon, I'm tough!
>>29485795
Hi Tough, I'm Anon.
>>29485795
>put desk fan on hi
>lookslikechickunisblastingoffagain.avi
>>29485795
>tough
Yeah right.
I heard you getting a spanking the other day when you got in trouble and you were crying louder than Sweetie Belle.
Wimp.
Hope everypony had a happysingle awarenessday yesterday.
ITT we tell each other how wewould love to have a human by our side in such a happy holiday
>>29485601
>love to have a human by our side
>>29485601
>single awareness
Not to be picky, but Heart and Hooves was yesterday.
>>29485601
>Implying we perma virgins would know what to do with the HMD.
You know you love this song, and you do know it...do not lie
AIRHORN
>>29485148
Yes but only the original.
Remixes are cancerous as hell.
>>29485148
That's one of my guilty pleasures
Pic unrelated but why do SJW retards draw >No Hooves versions of the MLP cast, and why do they always make Fluttershy a Muslim? Why do people see the cute shy pony that left her shitty hometown with mandatory military-style flight schools for foals, A TOWN WITH FUCKING GREEK ARCHITECTURE, and move to a small town to kindly care for animals... and think "Oh gee, I bet she's a Muslim!". Literally nothing in this girl's character makes her seem like a Muslim. Unless you're comparing her shy seemingly-abused ass to a scared usually-abused wrapped-up-to-hide-the-bruises probably-going-to-get-beheaded muslim wife. Which feels kinda racist desu.
Also, black fatass "We wuz kangs inna dang girl" nigger-tier Pinkie Pie. She's from an Almish family, she has a high level of empathy, she loves fun, she can sing without having to rely on the nigger-tier "This shit voice is how my race sounds, comparing my race's music to any superior musician from any other race on the planet is racist", and she wants to share her fun with everyone. If she was any more white, she'd fall off the whiteness scale and become Irish.
>>29484871
The Muslims stole Greek culture through the Romans, like the Germans did too
>>29484871
>GYEHEHE XDDD I PUTTED A HORSE IMAGE WIF MUH /POL/ THREAD
>MLPOL IDS GREATEST ALLIANCE!!1TWO@
Because the leftist hate machine holds cerlterel derverserty above everything else, including logic and reason.
Why make Twilight a black woman? Why make Fluttersheep a muslim?
Remember: cerlterel derverserty
>"Well Twilight, if there is one thing I've learned in my many years as a princess, it's that the only good changeling is a dead changeling."
What did she mean by this?
>>29484861
Princess "Turn a bug hive into a burial chamber" Cadence
>>29484861
Patriotic Cadance.
>>29484870
Princess "Making Changeling gravy from those who stole my baby" Cadence
Why do people like Season one? (in comparison to the later seasons)
>>29484739
They don't
It's actually accept to be objectively the shittiest season of all and it's a meme to say otherwise
>>29484739
Think it's because it gave the truest glimpse of what Faust wanted the show to be like. To me it's the season that's most like a children's show (common childhood friendship problems, Pinkie constantly singing little ditties, characters stating the moral at the end, usually to a mother figure). It's whimsical, simpler, and more laid-back compared to later seasons.
Season 2 was sort of like Season 1, at least until about A Friend in Deed. Then the tone started to shift and underwent a self-aware warp with Too Many Pinkie Pies.
muh nostalgia
What is the deal with this faggot?
>Celestia's nephew
>White coat
>Luna is black
Where is the father?
>>29484727
He's not literally her nephew, just like how Condense isn't literally her niece.
>>29484731
>Not literally a relative
>>29484731
>Condense
Find a flaw
>>29484667
you're a fucking faggot, dude
ta-da
>>29484667
>Starlight
>>29484667
nope, no flaw here
You are teleported to Equestria and can have sex with only one pony, who would it be?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12343974
Nyx.
PINFS
>>29484568
My waifu, obviously.
>be you
>be pegasus
>be 18-year-old turbovirgin fresh out of Cloudsdale high
>go to Wonderbolt Military Academy
>your MOS is recon corps and you meet your commanding officer and your drill instructor
>your CO is Spitfire
>your DI is also Spitfire
>you realize you are utterly fucked
>try to be the best most well-behaved little shit to impress her
>no matter how well-behaved you are, everything you do pisses her off
>"WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING QUIET"
>you stutter "I-"
>"I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH."
>this goes on for a week and you're so confused and stressed
>one night she calls you into her office, she looks steaming mad
whatisitthistime.mp3
>as soon as the door closes, she gives you bedroom eyes and very softly tells you to come hither
what do
>>29484525
>Rape
>>29484525
Pork her so hard that pig becomes an acceptable part of every mare's diet.
But OP is still a faggot.
Do what she says, obviously.
Let's see your best reaction images /mlp/
>>29484478
ha ha, here you go, bro!
>>29484502
Cast your votes below and comment.
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll984626x1793490c-41
Op is fag
>No Spitfire
your poll is shit
It feels like all OCs that aren't just jokes/player characters made for Quest threads are hated by y'all. And the conversation always goes like this.
>lmao its an oc how cringey
Yeah, it's an OC. why do you hate OCs?
>all ocs are cringey self inserts
What about the ones that aren't?
>all ocs are Alicorns
What about the ones that aren't?
>all ocs are bad
What about the ones that aren't?
>all ocs are bad
>all ocs are bad
Are you stuck on a loop?
>all ocs are bad because they steal the spotlight from the canon characters i care about
You don't really get the concept of new characters, do you? New characters aren't interesting because "Oh look, it's a new character, look at how interesting and new she is!". (cough cough glimmer) They're interesting because they change the tone of the show, even if only a little, just by existing. They allow for new plotlines and new stories and new adventures. Applejack and Pinkie Pie might not go on a quest to Griffonstone to get some rare legendary cooking spices, only to find 'The Mountain Of Doom' is actually some tiny store, but when paired up with Toasty Buns the crazy-determined Unicorn chef-with-a-pet-rabbit OC, they will. Twilight on her own might not try out Magical MMA, but with the mid-carder Star Storm encouraging her and opening doors for her, she can.
>ocs are for newbies
You're ignorin- fine, whatever. Tell me, is that why, when a "Famous" writer with 300+ followers (Christ I have youtube videos with more views than that) takes a background pony and makes it into his OC, you're cool with it, because while it's an original character, it isn't an "Icky OC"?
>shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up!!! I dont care about OCs i only care about ponies! I want to read fics about Twilight, not some human or alicorn!
Then don't read OC fics.
>NO! if i dont like something, nobody should be able to enjoy it.
Whatever. Bye.
>dont you whatever me! get back here! whats the matter, scared? have i scared you off?
>
>...
>...hello?
>>29484253
We don't hate ALL of them, just a lot of them because most of them aren't very interesting.
Not reading any of what you wrote because OCs are actually accepted in this board, there's even threads about them. The only thing people don't like is when they get shoved in thread discussions nothing to do with them.
>>29484253
Because the board isn't a hivemind, and when you pretend that is a hivemind to try and understand it, you understandably become confused. Yes, some people don't like OC's that are alicorns. Some do. That's why we have Erroria threads. Some people like OC's that are grimdark, some people don't. That's why we have FoE threads. Some people like OC's that are mary sues, and that's why we have Glimmer threads. Some people hate OC's in general, and they can't be helped and I assume they go into threads about canon ponies.
And yes, there are OC's that the board does hate as a whole, but that doesn't mean we hate original characters as a whole. It means we hate that particular character.
But throwing a blanket over the term 'original character' and claiming that the board as a whole hates every single one is ridiculous and baseless. It's like going onto /co/ and asking 'why does everyone here hate Batman?'
Also, I fucking hate your posting style. Just fucking ask the question, don't go on a fucking imaginary conversation with yourself to fill out the character limit.
AJ could crush you hand between her breasts given her super pectoral muscles
>>29483421
>between her breasts
>not between those heavenly human thighs.
Pleb! Get on my level!
>>29483421
I want to tit-fuck that super strong AJ and have her crush my penis.
AJ isn't that strong.