Why is she so perfect?
>>30855213
uh what?
>>30855213
shitty rainbow dash recolor
>>30855452
Daring Do is better than Maud
>they will never make you a pretty trap
>>30855080
>Anon is brought to Equestria to become a pony
>After the transformation is complete, he has become a stallion
>He wanted to become a mare
>He explains this to the unicorn that transformed him, but they regretfully inform him that they can't do that
>Transformation magic is pretty dangerous, and using it on the same person more than once pretty much guarantees that they'll be corrupted into an abomination
>Anon is sad
>At least he's a pony
>While moping at a cafe, three cute mares come up to him and ask what's wrong
>He tries to brush them off, but they're insistent
>After he explains his story to them, they all glance back and forth between themselves and smile
>"You know, you can still be a pretty mare, even if you don't necessarily have the right...equipment."
>"Yeah, what do you think of us? Do you think we're pretty? Well, we're just like you!"
>"Just come with us, and we'll make you into the hottest mare in town!"
>>30855080
>>30855080
whats the matter senpai
did your last attempted trap shitpost not get enough bites
thoughts? for me, it's
>good: applejack, fluttershy
>eh: pinkie
>bad: sunset
I wish they were skimpier.
>>30854981
Ponk a shit, I mean she s my waifu but that outfit is shit
>>30854981
They look alright, but seriously, right after when summer is closing up? Really?
Could the movie break box office records?
>>30854639
Maybe the record for biggest box office flop.
>>30854639
>box office records
What records you talking, like "highest grossing movies" level? because I doubt this is going to make more than 200 million, let alone 1 billion like the big movies in the top ten did.
>>30854639
no, it would be lucky to get 100 million.
I want to be a pet stallion
>>30854586
I want to beat up faggots who are gay like you
>>30854586
i believe you.
>>30854600
>he thinks I don't want a Mistress
shoo fillyfag
Political wafus
Political waifus
>>30854469
Fuck
>>30854467
I want more of this
Not political but the rest of the pones
READ SUM BOOK
>>30854322
don't tell me what to do. also if you haven't i suggest reading rick riordian's book series the blood of olympus it's funny, creative, and action packed, in fact, it's my favorite book series.
>>30854343
>genre fiction
LOL
>>30854354
you got an issue buddy?
Post pony tears.
>>30854249
no.
Pony is crying.
>>30854249
Finally a good board
Still give the mane six elephant legs/feet.
AJ looks like her mother was from the zoo. I don't care how much of a bare mid she has if you give her deformed legs.
Also, why the fuck no dash toys hasbro? you gave TRIXIE a beach toy before dash in this line.
>>30854151
>EQG
>quality
Pick one
Foot fetish people will love this.
>>30854151
My Little Toy Industry: Repainted Models are Magic
Is complaining about the show cathartic or something? It perplexes me you spend so much time calling the show shit without actually moving on.
If we didn't complain about the show what else would we do with our lives?
>>30853827
Hey, I'm here for shitty humanized greentext erotica by anon. Show is completely irrelevant to me.
>>30853827
it's orgasmic.
Mike Novogel (@MikeNovogel) of England has been spamming Mike Vogel for the past two years bitching about seaosns 2-7 and recently the movie. He's also been samefagging on these boards.
https://twitter.com/MikeNovogel
>>30853820
He's the hero we need
Only a blatant hasjew shill could deny this
>>30853838
Faustfags need mental help
>>30853838
t. MikeNovogel
>"WE'LL MEET AGAIN, SPIDER-MAAAAAAAN"
>>30853193
>>30853193
I was a huge fan of sam raimi's spiderman back then.
>>30853225
>With white power comes reich responsibility
What did Raimi mean by this?
So this is a thing...
>>30853108
ok.
>>30853108
Might as well give it a shoot
>>30853123
>"It was an ordinary day in pony vill, the sun was shining, the birds were singing, and everypony was happy."
What is Princess Celestia's tax policy?
>>30852999
Who needs taxes when you can magic some more gold into existence?
>>30852999
Greg, please leave.
>>30852999
Unicorns: 6%
Pegasi: 9%
Earth Ponies: 12%
>Strolling around phone shop
>Find this
>Only RD and rarara available
Why do they always have only the shittiest pones in stock?
>>30852993
Forgot to ask if anyone knows somewhere that sells either ponk or twiggles
>>30853001
I know where you can buy both.
>>30852993
Because the RD is popular and Rarity is appealing to the female audience.