Do you have your camera/phone ready?
Keep EQG shit in your generals
Do you have coin?
>>29544987
>>29544992
Why is Muffin wearing a muffin on her head?
>>29543200
Because you can't muff the muffin if the muffin ain't nuffin than puffin
>>29543200
How much would it cost to buy every one of those minis?
D'aaaaaaaw
Why didn't she just tell them that Rainbow Carsh brought back bad memories for her?
>>29542606
Pride. She didn't want to look weak by saying that it got to her
>>29542606
There's something that's even more mysterious to me.
An episode where she gave up and decided to quit was absolutely respectful and you were supposed to feel her, but in this episode she "fights" until the very end and you're supposed to laugh at her because she's wrong. It's kind of a wicked moral.
>>29542606
Well honestly if they are the kind of group to make up names for her and have a laugh at her expense on the first day cause that's how they roll, they are the kind of guys to think of her as a pussy if she admitted that she's hurt by it.
Do you have any other site than derpibooru to search all you pony fan art?
>>29545004
yes
>>29545004
Deviantart, Pinterest and Google.
Now fuck off.
A friend of mine swapped her waifu/wife from Twilight Sparkle to some obscure anime looking character involving WW2 naval warships.
/mlp/, what do I do?
>>29544205
>her
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>>29544205
Do what the rest of us socially retarded horse autists do and just silently loathe her for the rest of your life but stay with friends with her 'cause fuck trying to make NEW friends
>>29544205
Kill her for abondining her pony waifu. Lesbian pone is purest pone and should be loved forever.
>you won a bet against rainbowdash she is now your personal maid to do what you would like with her or to obey any and every order you command
>What do?
>rape
>>29543394
>start by pulling out my cock and make her give me a blowjob
>then make her bend over so i can fuck her blue mare cunt
>then cum inside of rainbowdash
im taking over
>whos best pony
Which pony would most likely be a drug user?
>>29543146
Bulk Biceps is a steroids user.
We just had this thread, retard
>>29543146
Pinkie was part of the Beatles, so she's at least had marijuana and LSD.
This comics plot would be over way sooner if they sent a unicorn to deal with the situation instead of a useless earth pony.
"legends of MAGIC". Kind of misleading to have a muggle POS in these comics hasbro.
>>29542832
GOOD BUCKING MORNING FAUST DAMN IT.
It's just Shitley writing a Hercules analog.
>>29542910
Hercules works because he's the son of a God, and because Greek level Mythological stuff was actually pretty low power level.
This is a fucking earth pony. Earth pony. There's nothing he can do that a Unicorn couldn't do 10000 times better.
Its like getting a comic about Mr. Satan fighting the red ribbon army when Super saiyan God goku is right next door.
whatever happened to the anon in pone prison threads?
does anyone have the pastebin list?
pic unrelated
>>29542394
He said something about hating you and left
>>29542394
It died the slow death that all generals must eventually face.
Last thread:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28963034/#28963034
We kinda moved to AiE for the moment
what kind of things would you do to sweaty apple pone
>>29542183
>breed
>Sell her to another anon
>Use the money gained to purchased goods and services
Offer her a shower and a cold beverage.
Which of the main 6 is most likely to die like a punk?
>>29541710
You.
>>29541744
https://sodiavart.tumblr.com/post/157505239644/its-time
What the fuck is this shit
Does anybody know what happened
>>29541318
Who?
>>29541345
your post doesn't make any sense whatsoever
>>29541318
Is this in response to that drama about how sodiav is a terrible abusive friend & a homophobe? That was weeks ago, what's the point in him reviving it now?
Pic related are the upcoming Dwarf Fortress development goals for the planned magic system generation.
Apparently there will also be randomised races, which will therefore presumable be editable as well.
>set ubiquitous magic
>highly fantastic setting
>completely non-violent world
>make worldgen harmonious with few evil areas
>manually create horse race
>also create gryphon race, maybe minotaur race and others
>play adventure mode
>the most complete MLP sandbox/adventure game ever created
Am I really the only one here to play this game at all?
>>29541301
Consider the fact that /mlp/ is full of morons who desire nothing more than quick and easy satisfaction
Then imagine the kind of satisfaction one gets from playing Toady's autism simulator.
There's barely any overlap.
Good work though, Anon. This place just isn't going to have any real audience for you.
>>29540403
>>make worldgen harmonious with few evil areas
>>manually create horse race
>>also create gryphon race, maybe minotaur race and others
>>play adventure mode
>>the most complete MLP sandbox/adventure game ever created
You can do most of these already. I started on a pony mod here: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=12646
I don't have the time/interest to continue adding stuff, but DF modding is pretty easy. If you want to extend it with gryphons, changelings, zebras, etc, then I can definitely help you get started.
>Be officer Anon
>You've just busted Rarity for drugs and prostitution...again
>As you're driving her downtown, you wonder how a pony like her got to this point
>She had such a bright future ahead of her, great friends, and a promising fashion business
>Then she met that dickhead Prince Blueblood at the Grand Galloping Gala and everything changed
>She'll be back on the streets within the next few days, back to her tricks
>You want to help her, but you don't know how
Waht do?
>>29539938
>Implying she needs help.
>Implying prostitution isn't just a hobby for her.
>Implying between her work and play she doesn't make more bits then the rest of the main 6 combined.
>>29540012
Implying implications
>>29539938
Firstly
>PPD
Secondly I'd plot with her friends topermanently keep her in a drug therapy asylum. And then I'd break her again by sneaking in drugs or right after the therapy is over
Why is Twilight so much cuter as a mud pony?
>>29539641
because she isn't
t. Earth Ponyfag
>>29539641
Because she's a useless mud pony.
>"I'm here for that book."
>"Ok one second!"
>25 minutes of watching a hoofed quadruped awkwardly try to clime a ladder later she realizes it's on the other shelf.
"I could just come back later if-"
>"NO, I can handle this!"
>15 minutes later she gives it to you the book complete with teeth marks and slobber.
>"Hey before you go your not any good at tying nooses are you?"
>You slap the bits on the counter and get the fuck out of there quick.
>>29539653
Pretty much
Pinkie and AJ are my fave horses but Twifggle looks better as a unicorn.
W-wait...
Fuck....