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tfw no MC11

>>29573823
>rape

>>29573823
No, I could never cheat on my waifu

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>>29573430
It's not all bad, though. The pony eventually turns around and begins to rub you against her velvety parts. She guides you deep into her body and you can feel her muscles squeezing really, really hard on your- That's way more hard than you thought. Actually it's quite painful. Panic sets in as you can't withdraw your member. You hear a pained screaming coming from the other side of the wall.

"OH NO! AHHH! MY BUTT REALLY HURTS! SOMEPONY HELP! WAAAAH!"

But it's the muffled reply you heard afterwards that sent an icy chill rushing through your veins.

"Ugh. It's called anal, Derpy. You put it in the wrong hole. Just pull it out and try again."

"Owwie! Owwie! Owwie! Okay, here goes!"

You feel a heavy tug and your world becomes a sea of pain. As everything fades to black you hear a dull echoing voice from nowhere lamenting how "it happened again".

>>29573430
>>29573432

You win the "most creative path to Equestria" award. I've only seen one story* that comes close to "pulled through an interdimensional glory hole by Derpy's ass", but it still falls short of this.

* The story in question had a Jumanji-like game involving pony sex, and returning to the real world meant getting stuffed into an orifice. Which is now the second strangest means I've seen to reach Equestria.

>>29573432
>But it's the muffled reply you heard afterwards that sent an icy chill rushing through your veins.
>"Ugh. It's called anal, Derpy. You put it in the wrong hole. Just pull it out and try again."

Who was that, and why were they right there when Derpy was having sex?

>>29573234
They were just douchebags.

>>29573234
It was literally the only good song in the show

>>29573310
WHAT TEH FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, NIGLET?
>Literally
Shall I literally shove my foot up your ass.

>>29572721
The world explodes.

>>29572721
If Cars 3 is really the only Disney movie up next year, we may have a chance

>>29572721
The internet implodes and the fandom restarts.
But they are going up against Pixar so I doubt it.

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That is Discord?

WHO IS LEAKING THESE PRODUCTION MATERIALS?

>>29572494
i prefer what we ended up with. the other drawings look too similar to skorpan and a manticore.

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>filly

First for doa thread

>Two threads
Delet this

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>>29570139

Filly wants to be the very best.

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>filly

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Boy I sure love humans

>>29568010
First for Horse Pussy

Second for Horse Benis

Third for /sp/ arrogance

>>29567462
>watching the show
WEW

Moondancer was wrong, but it was interesting seeing her realize this and grow.

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>>29567462
>Is anyone else here still sane? or at least with a modicum of taste?
No, it's why this masterpiece is terribly underappreciated.

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>>29561571

>the goalhorn

>>29566277
Come on /vp/, step it up.

horse benis

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>>29559562
>windows 10

>>29559592
>muh gaymes

>>29559599
There's a reason why consoles still exist.

Your head was full of different insane ideas. Hide under the bed? Jump out of the window? Try to stab the impostor in his back with your horn? Run out of the room?
Then you noticed a sword on the floor and a plan formed in your head.
Enduring the pain in your head you slowly levitated it towards the bound captain and tried to carefully cut her binds. To your delight the restraints gave in with ease and you released the Scions' captain in a matter of seconds.
Eternal Lux hastily jumped back on her hooves and snatched her sword from your telekinetic grip.
"Who... what are they?" - she hissed, glaring at the two transformed Nightbringers who were inside the room at the moment. The first of them, the one with exoskeleton, was assaulting the impostor again while the second one stood in the doorframe trying to hold his or her ground against numerous magical tendrils.

Your actions?

>>29557471
"Backup"
Assist the second nightbringer with the tentacles.

>>29557493
>>29557471
>"Backup"
Jesus, that actually sounds bad, but it's also a fast enough explanation. Find a weapon and help with the fight, encourage Lux to do the same.

>>29557257
>You lift the mare’s head up giving her a kiss
"We'll have to train you up then. What this 'War' said wasn't exactly meaningless. I can't let a quality breeder like you go from my grasp."
>Rusty laughs and smiles, blushing.
>”He always like this?”
>”It’s his best quality, and he means it too, just ask Breezy.”
>You smile, getting back to your food and looking over to Sparks
'Don't worry Sparks I didn't forget you. I'm saving our fun for the victory party.'
>’Don’t worry, I know how we need to be cautious and such. Right now, let’s focus on Rose. I want to get her back.
>Fixit walks in, getting next to you and giving a robotic nuzzle.
>”Master Hunter, I have been told to tell you that all crew are to report for fitting and captains for briefing within the hour.”

>>29557261
Nuzzle back and finish our meal so we can head out for the briefing. We need to know more about this enemy of Vex and what fight he'll put up.

>>29557261
>You nuzzle back against the cool metal, nodding after.
“Thanks, Fixit.”
>You eat your food and wait for your crew, relaying the information after and heading to the Artemis after.
>Once there, you can already see your aunt’s machines going to work, your Aunt eating breakfast as she monitors it all.
>You separate from your crew and go down the old halls, smiling at the memories as you pass the mess.
“Hey Hunter.”
>You stop and smile at your father, watching as he grabs some toast and moves to you
>”Toasted to perfection!” Sidney says.
>”Goddess I missed this even. Come on, let’s see what your mother has for us.”
>You nod and you both head to the ships War room, seeing your mother and Cobalt there.
>You family shares a sweet nuzzle before your mother clears her throat, speaking.
>”We know what and where these ponies are, a small planet that is home to a small time mercenary group on the rise to a PMC. We know all of this thanks to Hydra, and that we can expect both ships and tanks at their base”
>”Are they sure? How can Rose be here?”
>”Because Hydra has been keeping tabs on them, they are a thorn in their side. They would help, but they are under law to not engage them without direct hire. I know, it’s stupid, but it’s the exact same laws that kept us out of jail as mercenaries.”
>”Wait…” Cobalt says, “Then, who hired them?”
>”I don’t know… but given that we are alive, I can bet that they are hiding with this… “Bloody Waters” group that attacked us.”