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>>29587787
-al

Horses.

>>29587743
Phase between dimensions, because this shit doesn't matter to me.

>>29587743
*unsheaths katana*
*teleports behind u*
psshh nothin personnel kid

>>29587496
I want to talk about Amending Fences.

>>29587496
This feels more shallow and unfunny than a brony parody, probably because it's based on one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPW9ki-IfZ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxAJqvslV7M

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>>29587496
>checklist for a checklist joke
>I didn't send a lesson to Celestia
>There's 1 extra cupcake!
>Everyone is sending letters now, despite not being Celestia's students in the first place.
Dude, just no. Dude. no. Quit it. It's not funny.
It's not funny when the show points out its quirks and stereotypes itself instead of fixing them. Like it isn't their job to make the show better instead of ripping on Lauren for "look how many flaws she left back in season 1. Let's rip on all of them."

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>>29586795
>reap

So much harem horse fanfiction. Oh my god.

>you are anon in equestria
>celestia sees you as diplomat
>misunderstands your "always able to mate" as "always in heat"
>decrees that should the need arise you may commandeer any single pony with a cutie mark to relieve yourself
>or any taken pony, with permission
>equestria is your harem
>casual public sex abounds
>there are episodes where fillies go into heat before getting their marks and refuse to leave anon alone until they get it
>mr cake lets you fuck his wife
>cadence demands shining armor let you fuck him

I actually had dream where RD was sucking my dick a few nights ago. Shit was cash.

Also, this is now a dream thread. What advice do you guys have for dreaming more? I find that if I wake up in the middle of the night and have a glass of water before I go back to sleep, my dreams are much more memorable.

>>29586417
>This Pinkie Pie never had a party with some rocks and a bag of flour.

We saw into EqG!pinks' head in the last movie. She is still exactly the sort of loon who would do that.

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>>29586417
So, they're more real? Is that what you're saying? Because, if you're really idolizing characters that have done mythical exploits, does that bode well for you when searching for a mate in the real world?

What if women were encouraged to look for Heracles in the real world? Do you think that you would have a chance? But they aren't. They're conditioned to look for socially-awkward douches through the medium of situational comedy, so maybe guys like you and me have a fighting chance.

It isn't about treating different characters as if they were the same. It's about thinking about what your favorite character would be like if she were a real person in this hominid world, rather than a fictional horse in Candyland.

>>29586448
>It's about thinking about what your favorite character would be like if she were a real person in this hominid world, rather than a fictional horse in Candyland.
Because "real people" in this homing world grow pony ears, fight she-demons and sirens, hang out with talking dogs and have random superpowers, right.

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Shout Factory's listed two potential season 7 titles: Celestial Advice and All Bottled Up. Also confirmed, Applejack and Rainbow Dash parents.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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>>29586202
here we go

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>filly

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TAKE THAT BACK!

>>29586132
Is unicron like cybertron on steroids?

>>29586148
Cybertron is the body of Primus, the "god" of the Transformers.

Unicron is for lack of a better word their devil.

>>29585947
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, I'm out.

>>29585947
Your ending Sucks balls and you should feel terrible.

Even Resident evil 4 had a better ending battle.

>>29585947
>boulder eating rock soup
so is Boulder a cannibal?

>>29585494
Haha top kek

>>29585215
Daily reminder that Yellowquiet's worst pony.

>>29585234
/thread

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>>29585215
OP may be a faggot but he is right, people who DEWTS go back

>>29585192
0/10
There is no way the mind controlling shitbird gives a single fuck about justice or understanding others.

>>29585192
if only this was real

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>>29585192
Photo doesn't match.

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>>29585117
Post sheets

>>29585123
http://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM

>>29585123

http://pastebin.com/sFuHrbzb

>>29585081
>EMTs follow him around, ready for his daily heart attack

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>>29585089
Physically cringed

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>>29584865
Hey, don't be mean to AJ's new friend.

>>29584892
I chuckled

>>29584865
>Saying that in a mud pony town
Next morning Rarity was lynched and her boutique burned. Happy end.

>>29584767
Nope. You can go right on back to being normal, and you should consider yourself lucky that you managed to get off the ride.

>>29584767
All of them

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>it's the nightly spoonfeed me thread