What's a creepy pone experiance you've had recently, gentlemen/mares?
>>29596896
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWCbMtpbKoA
I've been getting more and more autistic. I can barely even talk to normies now. Sometimes I feel like I'm not even human. Already I've acquired the salient ability to end any conversation with but a glance, and I can feel blunt impacts harming me less and less. I'm beginning to cause recoils with but a touch.
Sometimes I lie awake in the dead of night wondering about the existential horrors devouring my mind. But they give as much as they take, and the reward for the loss of all your friendships, hopes, and dreams is power beyond mortal comprehension. I give it five years max before I transcend the mortal coil and become a cosmic spirit of autism.
Someday I hope to shitpost with you faggots on the Akashic Records.
One day I'll rewrite the constellations, and when you look up you'll see/)
>>29596962
Maybe read a book called No Longer Human by Osamu Dazai?
I ship it you so hard...
so hard that you could cut diamonds
Do you?
>>29596676
only if you have an interesting story to go with your outlandish ship
>>29596676
>I ship it you so hard
I got nothing, dude.
The whole 2 pictures.
The earliest made 10 hours ago.
Literally fucking nothing.
Time for a /b/rony thread, for old times' sake
>>29596580
>fuck gryphons
k
>>29596580
>watch and love the show
eh
Why is it always dashfags with the cringy underage shit
Post your fave pony
>>29596385
<3
Pic related
>>29596385
I've seen cuter dead dogs tbqf.
>>29596385
delete this
How are you dealing with the death of the show
>>29596296
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>29596296
>it's higher than it was in 2011
Very good bait desu.
>>29596296
Goddamn, I fucking love this show's music.
>>29596286
i'll be honest: i mute everything that looks like musicincluding the opening
>>29596286
The background music or the songs?
>>29597021
>not skipping the opening
"The great and powerful Trixie is back in Ponyville, looking for a special cloak for her biggest show ever—she’s sure her new trick will get her invited to the legendary Starmane Society of Magicians! When an accident gives Trixie the ability to turn ordinary things into precious gems just by touching them, she’s sure she’s stumbled upon the best trick ever. At first, Trixie loves the attention, but then her Midas hoof becomes way more trouble than it’s worth. Can Rarity and Twilight Sparkle help Trixie reverse the curse?"
Excited, /mlp/? Should be out Monday.
>>29596225
Let's make bets on how many animals Trixie kills with her power.
I'll put money down on "frog".
>>29596225
Berrows writing suck. To be honest.
>>29596225
>Rarara and Twiggles
>no Glimmer
thank fuck
This board has reached a new low. I can't wait for the hiatus to end.
>>29596174
>>(you don't get a (You), as you didn't earn it.)
I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's goin' down.
This fandom's been on life support for years now. Wake up and realize that this shit won't last forever.
Sure, we all like to believe that this ride will never end, but it will. And this goddamn movie will be the final nail in the coffin.
>>29596174
dont kid yourself anon. cancer just replaces other cancer. its not better or worse than it ever was.
>>29596174
>t. kiddo who loves eating up post-season 1 hasjew shit
Was it autism?
>>29596028
It was Starlight
>>29596028
The concept? No.
Everything that came after? Hell yeah.
>>29596028
I never saw anything wrong with her.
This is a thread for you autists to get all your devious, pathetic shitposting out of your system. I'll start. Equestria Girls fucking sucks.
>>29595945
PFFFT OH YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF PFFFT YEAH FUCK ME HARDER ALL NIGHT LONG PFFFT MY COCK IS ON FURE RIGHT NOW!
Equestria girls is the best thing about this shitshow, Glimmer is best pone, S6 is the best season, GoH will save MLP can't wait for it, fluttercucks on suicide watch, Lesson Zero was the worst episode. There, I did it. I'm done with shitposting, thanks OP.
It's just not the same if I can't ruin another thread, you know?
DRESSES
>>29595793
DARLING
>>29595793
DIVINE
>>29595793
>>29595796
>>29595828
She like 3 Ds in her mouth at the same time.
Let's talk about pony smells
I bet she smells of embers on an autumn night, her coat and mane probably smell very mature and distinct but inviting and comforting, but also her vagina and anus probably have a delicious irresistible savory and strong scent like a good steak that just invites you to salivate and taste it
BRRRRRRRAAAAAPP!
>>29595525
James!
Unless she's rubbing herself in embers the only smell she'll be having is of manure.
Shimmy Shim Sham
>>29595240
OP is a faggy fag fag
Can you put down the cuckporn for one fucking second and do your jobs, hotpockets
>>29595240
>it's been 4 years since we seen her in horse form
I just want to see hooves Sunset again. Preferably due to a magical mishap that she transforms while in the human world and has to fend off Humanshy who won't stop scratching her behind the ears or trying to carry her against her will
Glimmy glim glam*
>"Up next on equestria girls! Starlight glimmer comes to canterlot high full of motivation to finish her Education, with aspirations of being an art major! However, sunset and her friends see she has a major friendship problem!"
>"not only is she lacking in empathy, she's lost all hope! When starlight invites them over for a slumber party, the gang find she is too content where she's at! Not only that, but her parents have lost all hope with her too, acknowledging that that their daughter died long ago!"
>"sunset knows a friendship problem when she sees it, but what can her and the gang do if glimmy doesn't even want their help?"
>"will sunset and friends be able to help glimmy get the willpower she needs? Will rainbow dash finally clean her crusty cunt? Will glimmy eat her chicken tendies whilst taking consentual beatings? Find out next time on Equestria Girls!"
>>29594931
>no hooves
>>29594931
Gas Glimmerfags and hipster Glimmer, too.
>>29594931
Shitposting faggot
twilight is angry at you, what did you do?
>>29594720
Who fucking knows. That cunt's wound up tighter than a gnat's ass and would yell at grass for not growing evenly.
>>29594720
I stumbled and fell dick first into her vagoo
>>29594720
I fell and didn't the horse.