I'm tried of you assholes complaining about everything about the show.
Let's hear your ideas for episodes
I'll start
>The character of this episode is a mare who has, since childhood, had a single dream: to be the most exciting announcer in the world. >Throughout the episode she seeks out sporting events, magic shows and even battles between the mane 6 and supervillains so she can narrate the events much to their annoyance.
>The first scene would be her over-dramatically explaining a battle between two ants.
Rate my idea
it's shit
>>29624235
F P B P
P
B
P
This episode is about
Cute ponies blocking each others paths
>People still liking season 2 in the year 2017
You're kidding. You're kidding, right?
Season 2 gave us a lot of cool stuff though.
>Discord
>New Luna
>Chrysalis
May I go on?
>>29623712
>le epin wacky meme villain xDDD
>ruined a perfect design
>out-of-place edgy fetishbait in a terrible two part finale that was forced in at the last second to create """""tension"""""
>>29623723
You need a pineapple.
Anyone else see the iFunny features that just released?
Yeah...
I couldn't even watch the full thing.
>>29623549
Post a link, I want to test myself, and see how bad it really is.
>>29623565
http://ifunny.co/fun/ICT6TOSd4
>>29623549
I thought we were done with all the cringy shit.
Mane six in North Korea
What happens next, /mlp/?
>>29623389
kek
>>29623359
>rape
not the good kind either
Are you excited for her return?
>>29623330
it was confirmed?
>>29623330
I'm only gonna be excited if she has more than two lines.
>>29623348
leaked image and episode title
I think it'll be hope, as she holds out hope for evil races to reform and keeps optimism for things to get better no matter how bad they were or how bad the situation is.
>>29623258
Empathy
>>29623264
No, that's sunset's element. And Starlight is different from Sunset. Plus, Starlight doesn't exhibit alot of empathy but she does exhibit alot of other virtues, like hope and leadership.
>>29623310
twilight already personifies those two virtues better than starlight, which means i wouldn't be surprised if glimmer became those elements PLUS the element of magic, kek
Why are MLP ask blogs popular?
Quite possibly the worst site to express creativity on. Post anything offensive and you get flogged. Mostly shitty OCs crying and incoherent stories. I liked Princess Molestia but that's RIP.
Where's the appeal?
the only way to really answer that is to look at all the popular ones. i really only ever followed two (horse wife and ask fury belle) so i can't really weigh in on what makes most of them popular but i imagine they're the same things that make *anything* popular.
>>29622851
>Why are MLP ask blogs popular?
How did you time travel back to 2012?
>>29622874
IRL friends won't shut the fuck up about them.
Keep seeing Flufflepuff merch at cons.
I don't think they ever died.
>"We won't tolerate your hate speech in our school, you nazi scumbag. We are the resistance."
What do you do next?
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29622545
"Wrong anon, Glipster. I'm a misanthropic grouchy left winger, not a nazifuck."
>keep minding my own business
>>29622545
Conform to everything she says and do whatever she demands of me, 'cause she's hot.
>tfw you'll never hug her
>tfw you'll never pet her
>tfw you'll never kiss her
>tfw you'll never spend a night with her
>tfw you'll never live together
>tfw you'll never express your love for each other
>tfw you'll never grow old together
>tfw neither of you will hold the other while they die, after having lived a happy and rewarding life
>tfw you will never meet her in a paradise beyond understanding, to live the good life forever
Why is the world so unfair, anons?
Why can't we get what we want?
Why are we cursed to this miserable experience before falling away into oblivion, unfulfilled and terrified?
It's ok, I'm fucking terrible without any redeeming qualities, she'd be better off without me.
>>29622353
Your waifu would rather have you around, even if it's uncomfortable, than know you were depressed and alone without her.
>>29622335
anon pls
I came here to laugh, not to feel
>>29622216
>implying ponies are carnivorous
>>29622216
Sent you fucking retard
Not that it'll do anything, mods love your shitposts
Its common knowledge that humans love giving ponies snuggles, belly rubs, and ear scratches. But would pony give a human the same kind of affection? How come there's no art of the reverse happening?
>>29622060
Because ponies petting humans is stupid?
>>29622060
Fucking kill yourself, dude
What about licking?
the season six finale, another particular season six episode, the latest EQG, or something else?
In season six I've only seen the opening and nothing else. I am a >no hooves fag, but I heard the latest EQGs have been better, so in the event that it's not a meme and it's actually watchable I could give it a try.
I am also a lazy watcher so if you recommend a random episode from an earlier season I may very well not have seen it, or else I'll just rewatch it if it's good.
tl;dr what should I waste my time on
>>29621809
Go watch Winter Wrap Up.
>>29621809
>tl;dr what should I waste my time on
learning how to tie a noose.
>>29621809
The latest EQG, without a doubt.
Sat, thinking of her
the jiggle of her spagoots
creams externally
-- A Haiku for Moondancer
Let's have a thread for poems about ponies / our waifus
Rock.
You are a rock.
Gray.
You are gray.
Like a rock.
Which you are.
Rock.
>>29621695
>Let's write poems about ponies.
>pic related.
>>29621712
>Not writing a lewd poem about cumming inside Dashie
Did you fail English lit anon?
Why don't the bad guys just nuke Equestria?
>>29621499
>>29621499
Equestria is around the technological equivalent of 1850s Earth. No nukes yet.
>>29621507
They have boom-boxes and rapping.
As a horse doctor i recommend that you give your pony waifu at least one belly rub a day.
It will fill them with happyness and stimulate the digestive process.
>>29621102
Thanks, doc.
What about Ear Scratches? What's the correct dosage?
>>29621118
scratching those fluffy ears to much will make them itch and will irritate the pone. Just once and awhile anon.
>>29621102
What about boops? What is the daily recommended value of boops per average sized pone?