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"Anon, you are such a poser.
"You're always walking around on two legs. Yeah, we get it...you have great balance. Now quit showing off and walk on on fours like a normal person.
"And what's with always going inside to poop in a toilet. You must think you're SO sophisticated but you're not impressing anyone...just go poop behind a bush, you aren't impressing anyone.
"And every time I see you you're wearing clothes.
Princess Celestia doesn't wear clothes every day...shit, even RARITY doesn't wear clothes every day and she makes clothes for a living!
Just quit trying to act like big shit, Anon...you're trying too hard."
>Wat do?
>How respond?
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>>29639646
I have been farting in your room and shutting the door for years now. That's why you can never get rid of the smell in your room.
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>>29639646
>wat do?
Hide another shitty thread.
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>>29639646
Nice shitposting,dude
>>29639657
Too bad they'd rather perpetuate the shitposting rather than stop it
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Granny! Make me some pie!
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>WWWAAAHHH!!! I HATE DIS THREAD!! STOP SPAMMING DA BOARD U SPAMMER!!! STOP SPABBING EVEN THOUGH IM DOIG JUST THAT!!!"
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>>29639482
I think it's neat you and your little boyfriends like to 'collaborate' these ebin raids, dude
Can I join your discord?
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>>29639503
>dude
And he reveals himself yet again. It's the same shitposting idiot spamming every other thread he doesn't like.
Everytime without fail!
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Sup phoneposters? How does it feel knowing that there could be a pony on your computer at this very moment and you'd never even know?
Rustle's Pony: just another sign that the universe hates you.
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>>29637094
You're STILL sucking dick, OP?
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>>29637098
You have the power to stop it, just stop posting from your phone.
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Jokes on you OP; I have no lewd pone. Tell cunt-dash to die in a hole.
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It's time for your daily dose.
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>>29636634
thanks doc
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>>29636634
thanks doc
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Gracious sentiments, medical professional
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Applejack becomes a nightmare
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How fucked or unfucked is the world on a scale of 1 to 10?
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>>29634299
She would just be a tall earth pony.
Twilight would just laugh at her as she tries to open the door to her castle with her long gangly legs.
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>>29634299
>Uses her new powers to force her work ethic and family values on every citizen
>Within five years Equestria is a post-modern utopia.
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>>29634321
Writefags pls
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Is there any breeds of horses you want in the show /mlp/?
Pic related. They're so fluffy and tall.
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Gypsy Vanner and American Paint Horses
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>>29633514
theyve been slowly introducing multicolor coat horses. kids would probably think theyre animation errors or something.
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What did rarity see?
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>>29632547
Pinkie's 12 inch throbbing futa dong.
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all the boring stuff that human eyes can see.
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these trips
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It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
Celestia is an old pony: a thousand years is a long time sat alone on the throne. Besides the obvious, do you think she's ever had regrets? Made the best of a bad situation, or other mistake?
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/F2iArQf1
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>>29563968
BBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP
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Would be a nice 'alternate look' for a flashback, imo. Three hundred years into the job, a new generation growing up having known only Celestia - things are looking good.
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Why are ponies so sexy? I am literally obsessed with pony ass, it's not even funny anymore. This can't be healthy and I'm scared.
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>>29638936
They literally walk with their asses exposed all the time, how much you are exposed to lewd fanart and smut also has to do something with it.
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>>29638936
What's not healthy is your faggot ass spamming the board non-stop
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>>29638936
It's a phase, you've just found something new and exotic to tickle your brain's pleasure centers. Eventually you'll run the fetish into the ground and you'll become numb to it like you did everything else.
>Being so much of a beta you have to waifu the only pony more beta than you
Why are Flutterfags unironically the worst posters on this board?
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>>29636224
each social circle has a pecking order, even this one. the fluttercucks are at the very bottom of ours.
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>>29636224
its not like rarity is the only character who had a canon crush on a pony or that another character has a canon crush on her.
oh wait.
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>>29636224
>W-We like her because she's cuuuute
Plenty of cute characters that aren't complete cowards. Utterly disagraceful.
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Let's all take a few minutes to add a face to this base I definitely didn't take from the show:
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Face 1:
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>>29637597
There
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>>29637597
Gookmoot really needs to enact some kind of limit on the number of threads one is allowed to make
or you could fix the problem yourself and stick your microdick in the nearest electrical socket
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Is she a daily dose, /mlp/?
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>>29638429
You're such a fucking faggot, dude
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>>29638429
No, because she isn't green and purple.
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>>29638429
>daily dose of cancer
no
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so we've got two celebrity VA's coming in next season (William Shatner and Mark Hamill) and only two mane ponies left unstolen
place your bets on who they take
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>>29638403
>implying anyone but flutterfags are cucked
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>>29638417
JUST
FRIENDS
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>>29638417
twilight not on list of stolen waifus...
shiggy
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So, is she a MILF or a cougar?
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A serval
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>>29637806
Are you a faggot or a homosexual?
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>>29637823a pony
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When a fan fiction writer has Vinyl Scratch talk in his work
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quit reading 2011 fanfics then
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>>29637708
shitposting faggot
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>>29637799
>shitposting
oh yea, its much better to have over 9000 threads about fat/homo ponies and equestria girls, right?