>was a bitch for no reason
>clearly enjoyed every minute of it
>at no point did she show any semblance of remorse at all
>suddenly, 'it's not my fault guys, my mom is mean, I really want to be a nice filly'
Why was season 5 so shit?
>>29646983
If you take away all the half-assed reforms, S5 was decent. As good as it gets, I guess.
>>29646983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iBgpwOm9w8
>>29646983
she is still best pony tho
>"A healthy prostate is a happy prostate. And a happy prostate is one that gets regularly milked. You're overdue for a physical, Anon. I'll schedule you in sometime, oh, how about right now? It just so happens I have an opening."
But Anon thought it was gay and ended up getting prostate cancer and dying early.
>>29646703
Do you even know how a prostate exam is carried out, OP?
>>29646717
>>29646703
yes I want nurse redheart to milk my prostate
Not only is Trixie the greatest and most powerful unicorn, but she is also the most loving and beautiful mare in Equestria. Stop being so mean to Trixie and calling her a tranny.
>>29646578
Go to bedseth
>>29646578
>Dixie so never find love
Good
>>29646578
I agree
So are these actually any good? I know this is a thread that would be a better fit in /lit/ but I doubt any of them actually read it. Plus Barneyfag would probably derail the thread anyway considering the author.
>>29646500
Meh/10
>>29646500
I heard they werealright
>>29646500
Apparently, they were decent. Enough to get a movie.
>2.0 Rules
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vHzWLmdeNMdwpV1ZZm7_odK8Se-M19KiiB6iZdOX0mg/pub
>2.0 Multiclasses
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_QNvNjIMKGivuMWayMOsOaXd-w9nCsnvnfyxEb4dbno/pub
>2.5 Rules
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CXF9Q2XUoq0Lzh0H8Zzk8gCq4GMkzB-pYTRxIfQGXH8/pub
>2.5 Multiclasses
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cPmFbL75JMGQ4im7iH9ySCJYh7tGP3g8eo1xIW5R8KA/pub
>Expanded Racials 3.7
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1h0SlmLGUjL6TgOGxxe8ww7yJPiZhfx5864v_6jwlYeg/pub
>Dice-bot Script
http://jsbin.com/amemah/latest
>OOC Chat
https://cytu.
be/r/Pretendhorse_Playhouse
>>29646420
>What if tomorrow vanished in the storm? What if time stood still? And yesterday--if once we lost our way, blundered in the storm--would we find yesterday again ahead of us, where we had thought tomorrow's sun would rise?
Calling for sheets for the 104th Session of TimeQuest
>>29646444
http://pastebin.com/zfGK7ALa
>>29646444
http://pastebin.com/uMeKkzmM
>>29646347
Why cant you stop making shitty threads?
>>29646347
Who are they!?
>>29646347
This meme is so February 20th at around 2-3 PM.
Since 2010, voicefags have come and gone, leaving their best impressions of sweet and lewd waifu voices. But not once have we gotten a sweet or lewd Rainbow Dash impression. Will a glorious voicefag appear tonight? Here's hoping.
>>29646001
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wVcwGX0Nac
>>29646001
You're entirely right. We've gotten good impressions of nearly all characters on the show, but none that come even close to Rainbow Dash. What's Ashleigh Ball's secret?Post your best voice impressions of other characters and I'll judge them.
Horsefuckers can't do voices. They're all uncharistmatic nasal losers and some of them are actual retards.
You can tell a lot by a person's voice. Their genes, their intelligence, their charm, etc.
Most people with geeky voices are geeks. No way around it. Screechy, unpleasant, annoying, punchable. It especially sucks ass when they're a shit person in general.
Do you think pones would like Japanese animes?
>>29645898
Would kissing a pony upside down be the same as kissing a pony rightside up?
>>29645912
Would you stay on topic and answer my question?
>>29645917
Would you kiss an upside down pony?
PINKIE IS SAD.
TELL HER SOMETHING NICE AND MAKE PINKIE SMILE AGAIN.
>>29645746
I won't rape you.
>>29645746
I really like your.... mane?
>>29645746
You're not Rainbow Dash.
Hello fellow bronies,
I too am brony. I own many beautiful pony. Where can find threads on archery and making empire?
>>29645509
Mongolians will always be cool here in my book.
>>29645509
S t e p p e W a I f u
>invaded russia
>removed kebab
>loved his horse
>employed cavalry more effectively than any army before
Was he, dare I say it, /our guy/?
/mlp/ BTFO!
fuck nyx and fuck alicorn people
>>29645348
reminder that overpowered =/= Mary Sue anyone who calls GlimGlam a Mary Sue doesn't know what that means and is trying to look smart
>>29645379
fuck off nyxfag
Why are people associate cock vore with my mommy? :v(
I want Luna to fuck my ass with her horn while she forces me to call her Mommy
I want mommy to fuck my ass while she forces me to call her Luna
I want to ass her while she forces my Luna to call her fuck mommy
>>29645143
Sleep on that Marvelous Flag.
>>29645143
keep your shitty edgy oc in your dead containment thread
>>29645143
>Rape.
ITT we post the ponies with the tightest pussies. Glim glam is a virgin loser, so this pretty much a given.
Glimmy Glammy only violates the tightest boipussies
Can't get tighter than this.
>>29644888
>ponies with the tightest pussies
The alicorns.
Because they're all built like freakin' twigs.
So /mlp/ I finished season 4. In one night. I'm a newish fan and want some merch. I ordered a vinyl scratch figure online BUT I'm going out to get some blind bags later. How do I overcome the awkwardness of being an 18 year old male buying ponies? Also share your experience the first time you got one.
just b urself ;^)
>>29644816
If you have a friend who also likes ponies go with them. If not, just don't give a fuck, because rarely anyone else does.
>>29644816
I'm 21 and do it all the time. No one really gives a shit. Trust me. So long as you don't drop too much spaghetti people are going to forget about it as soon as you leave