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Starlight is canon and not a Barbie doll

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>>29674089

Glimmer finally leave the friendship castle/show/get her own house/return to her village

>>29674089
Glimmer casts a spell that fucks up humanity

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>>29674089
Well we already know celestia isn't getting her own episode and that shitpost the horse is staying

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>>29672948
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>>29672958
Does anybody remember the original WIYW thread I made? It was pretty successful.

>>29669273
Cringe threads go on /b/, dumbass

>>29669273
post it faggot

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>>29669293
Its not even well done

>>29669055
Probably.
It depends on who you are and what you expect out of it.

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>>29669055
At least it'll be a flashback, so we can pretend it never existed.

>>29669055
"Shut up, brony faggot."

-Jim "It's for little girls" Miller

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>>29666102
Have you considered framing the posters?

Neat. Just finished organizing and cleaning like 15 minutes ago. Finally got rid of those ugly boards under my front speakers by using the black plastic stands that I used for the rear speakers. Wanted to flip the room 180 degrees again but it was too much effort to rewire everything.

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>>29666555

>You groan as the rays of the setting sun reach your face.
>Turning over you pull the sheets over your head.
>The beds of your barracks aren't exactly comfortable but at least better than the burning beams of light.
>All around you, similar groaning can be heard, mixed with ponies climbing out of their beds.
>A pair of hooves shakes your hiding form under the sheets.
>"Come on, Silver, wake up! You don't want wanna be late to training", you can hear Sorbet's pleading voice.
>Desperately attempting to get those precious 5 minutes of remaining sleep you move away from the disturbing hoof.
>And a few seconds later you can hear a quiet "eep" coming from your friend.
>What comes next came completely unexpected to you: What feels like 3 buckets of ice cold water is dumped right on top of you.
>Immediately you sit upright in your bed, looking around for the source of it.
>In front of you, 3 stallions lie on the floor, unable to move from laughter.
>The rest of the foals in the barrack just silently stare at them and you, some in awe, some in schock and some curious.
>"Brutus, do you see that-", one of the colts starts out in between laughter, "little baby Smithy wet herself!"
>"H-how a-bout", Brutus' other companion starts out, "f-from now on we call her Bed Wet instead!"
>This just intensifies the laughing fit the three stallions are in.
>And quite frankly, you are getting super pissed here. Not literally of course.
>Sorbet just stands their, looking between you and your offenders, fear in her eyes.
>It's been 2 years, you mentally tell yourself. 2 years and they still try to pick on you. Pricks.
>2 years since you started training to become one of the lady of the moon's elite fighters.

[1/2]

>2 years not only since your training started, but 2 years that you have been given the chance to prove yourself.
>Your special training is working out you believe. After your regular training you ended up sneaking away when everyone leaves to sleep.
>The hidden training cave is where you meet with Chase or one of her friends at the end of the night and train long into the day.
>Being such a long sleeper should definitely not surprise you.
>Thinking back, you can remember exactly what happened that faithful day when you barely survived the first of three tests of strength.
>A peek at your hoof just confirms it. A pulsating mark of a crescent moon with a small dagger above it.
>You were crying for hours after your first kill. It still boggles your mind sometimes if what you experienced was actually real.
>Whenever you come down to train, the two remaining guards are waiting there for you, every day.
>And someday you shall finish their trials too. It will be the point of time that you can claim to be truly ready.

>But remembering your past has to wait for later. Another splash of water in your face brings you back to reality.
>"Spacing out again, Bed Wet? And you want to be one of us? Darn, you must be one big joke that Lady Nightmare brought here to humor us!"
>A few ponies gasp and take a frightened step back at the mention of 'Lady Nightmare'.
>Admittedly, you have a very hard time to keeping your cool here right now, it feels like you are about to burst.
>What will you do?

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>>29661575
Don't give them the satisfaction. If it's really been two years of this crap, then we're sure to be used to it by now.

Get up, find a towel, and let's get to training.

Fuck off Celestia.

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>29658439
>Such vague and shitty promises this benevolent deceiver gave to you.
>Enough to spoil the taste of wine your belly.
>But every lie contains but a single morsel of truth
>You are getting old, and you have nothing to offer your sons but a lowly dukedom in a frozen wasteland.
>You swish the wine in your cup as the nervous would be queen fidgets at the other end of the table.
>A meager "feast" prepared for you and her for some carousing
"What you're suggesting treason Celestia, though I may have my differences with my liege, that does not make me a scoundrel."
>"I-I, I never called you one!"
"But you did by even suggesting that I'd betray my lord for something so esoteric as power."
>You place your cup onto the table and stand at your end of the table.
"And what do you stand to gain from an open rebellion of the Human Empire?"
>"P-powerful allies and-"
>You raise your hand to her
"Let me run the scenario for you. My house, house Vailfun rebels with some fabricated claim to the empire's throne."
"A claim that would be as half-assed as you're power play here."
>She stomps her hoof and attempts to rebuttal.
>You wave your hand at her
"Hear me out, as I heard you, though my house may have the poorest land we have the mightiest warriors in all the empire."
"Open rebellion would weaken his highnesses armies significantly."
"The other houses sensing weakness and with true claims to the throne rebel and attempt their hand at a power grab."
>You slam your fist on the table and then point at her frothing with rage
"During this time Equestria will swoop in like a vulture picking off the noble houses one by one under some false notion that they have claims to land by some misbegotten seniority clause. A clause only recognized by their misbegotten ilk."
"You'd leave me for last and use both the human and equestrian powers to stomp my house out of existence. Claiming the human empire for yourself!"
>You take breath and regain composure
"Why would I ever want to do that?"

>>29658439
Fuck off sunbutt.
If I'm going to betray my people is going to be for Insect-like semi-humanoid alien waifus or great AI robotic overlords.

>>29653274
You're a braver mare than me, Switch. I wouldn't dream of attempting anything that high profile. Way too much risk.

That's some real secret agent spy stuff you're getting yourself into. Very impressive.

>>29653274
>>29653292
Yeah

>>29653292
>>29653475
"You're a braver mare than me Switch. I wouldn't dream of attempting anything that high profile. Way too much risk."
>She nods.
>"In hindsight, agreed. Honestly don't know if it was all worth it, looking back. But what's done is done, can't rewrite the past."
"Still, that's some real secret agent spy stuff you got yourself into. Very impressive."
>Her eyes fall from your gaze and she scoffs a little,
>"Oh stop, don't act like it's all that. I-I mean, it sort of is, b-but I don't know if I like to think of it that way. In the moment, it feels a lot different than it sounds like on the radio, or looks like on the big screen."

>input action

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Here's how the last one turned out if you'd like to discuss that.

At this point I'm not sure if Return of harmony will ever not be #1, but I think the others have a chance of shifting.
Anticipating anything moving much from it's current spot here /mlp/?

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I'll slowly post the other charts too to bump this up.

>>29637913
>426
>MFW

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>>29637990
>MFW
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>>29637913
NUMBER 100 WHEN

“If it’s about romance, I’m as clueless as you Nifty Ribbon – if not even worse, so I don’t know,” you give her a final whisper before you raise your crystallized hoof with a grind and wave it coolly at Red Sulfur, “Just mare-ish things, Red Sulfur; do not worry about it, it’s nothing important.” Your unintentionally menacing giggle gives it away.

The stallion widens his eyes at you in a surprise and then turns his head away to sigh, “You only make me be more interested in this than I’m supposed to be, Aurora. Well, nevermind that – Let’s continue on our journey.”

“Yeah,” you hollow voice mumbles, “L-Let’s continue on our journey. We can do this.”

“We might die, you know,” Red Sulfur says as he narrows one of his eyes at you.

“Don’t say that!” you exclaim with a grumbler, “We are going to be fine; you are going to be fine. I’ll protect you.”

“We’ll protect you too, teacher Aurora,” Nifty Ribbon timidly mutters back.

“We’ll see,” Red Sulfur pauses and shrugs his shoulder as he slowly lifts up the thick leafed branches with one of his hooves, promptly exposing the outside wintriness into the previously comfy shack, “I’m being a realist here…”

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Regardless of the fact that the stench of the oil has long left Red Sulfur, and the fact that Nifty Ribbon is somepony who is a young, tasty filly whom is more than likely to stir the appetite in either the pony eating yetis or the packs of snowborn tigers, none of them came after you. Your journey back to the ridge of the Crystal Mountain was more or less safe compared to your venture here and for that, you have a feeling the reason is either presence of a natural spirit that is Bearwalski or your over-extensive amount of dark magic that those predators are somehow able to feel.

The four of you take a short break in the small, secluded cave beneath the yeti caverns; far enough not to risk their sudden appearance if they do decide get a wrong idea and attack you. Despite their high and mighty spirit, both Red Sulfur and Nifty Ribbon are still regular ponies and the long journey back took its toll on their bodies. While the ever-present and lingering lack of time is constantly hanging above your heads, like a green sun, you and they need rest…

A short rest, at least. Red Sulfur has used the last of the candles and, with the cub’s magical help, has managed to construct a worthy bonfire. Red Sulfur’s attitude has changed to that of dread and reclusiveness, as he made sure to announce that ‘One hour is all we are able to waste, Aurora. If you don’t wake up before that, we might be too late.’

“I understand, Red Sulfur,” you mentally sigh back at him as you then process to lean against the rough and uncomfortable ground, “You too, should rest – please. Eat and drink and sleep, I’ll wake you up for sure.”

“Not a chance,” he covers his yawn with his hoof and then shakes his head in a negative, “I’ll make sure we don’t oversleep, I’m telling you how important this is, Aurora. Besides, we need somepony to look out for yetis.”

“Bearwalski can do that,” you argue, “Sleep.”

“No, it’s fine. I need less sleep than you.”

“I don’t even need sleep, I just want to be with my magic in full power; and I want you to be well rested.”

“Then you should stop wasting time and start recovering already,” he puts his hooves behind his head and yawns.

>What do you do now?

>>29637741
He's too hardheaded. Let's just rest.

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Current supplies: ID badge for security guard Steak Styles, makeshift thermite, bottle of silver nitrate, a radio (has to be carried by hoof), a blanket, Shotgun (8 shells) a first-aid kit [partially used], a knife, Laptop computer (bulky), Francis Boomer t. Snek, a pen and some loose sheets of paper, zip-ties, bolt cutters.

You currently have a crowbar, your flak jacket and Patwrite t-shirt (For Spear) a scalpel,05-27's journal, a pound of monster jerky, .308 rifle (13 rounds) and sub-machine and some rubber booties
You gave 08-42 a crowbar.

>You grit your teeth and scrunch your nose a bit.
"You remember who gave you that crowbar right? I didn't give it to you so you could threaten me with it."
>"You're getting in my way!" 08-42 snarls back.
"I Said!"
>You take a deep breath.
"That I'd help you find him. Then..."
>You Tug 05-27 to your side by the tail.
"I suspended him in the air with my magic. Now I want to talk to him before you drag him off."
>"This was already a waste of my time and now you're wasting more of it!"
"And you think forcing him to go with you is a good idea? Just how important was it that he comes back with you?"
>"The Queen trusted me to..."
"You're making enemies for no reason! Look at him,he's scared! Would you're queen be proud of you acting this stupid?"
>"I'm giving you one last warning! I don't care what he wants and I don't care what you want! 05-27 is coming with me and he's coming with me now!"
>You focus on the crowbar clinched between 08-42's teeth. If you're fast, you could rip it out and surprise her with the pain.
>You also notice that 05-27 has stopped struggling. He's staring at you, like he's waiting for you to make a move.
>If you rip the bar from her teeth you better have a follow up plan. judging from all of your other experiences here she should be no stranger to pain and you can't afford to not act quickly, if you do decide to attack. Of course, you may still be able to talk her down... Maybe.

>>29624540
Break her wings then tear the crowbar out of her mouth to pass onto 27.

>>29610797
Hi there, new player. Is there somewhere I could get more context? What's the situation now?

>>29606849
>>29606966

You were about to respond to CMC Bellows that there wasn't anything that you needed for her to do when an errant thought changes your mind. "Yes. Master Chief, I want you to be my eyes, and get the next watch and rove in on it as well." You say.

The salty old pegasus mare gives you a flat look, obviously waiting for you to continue.

"Due to the... nature, of what I've found so far during my investigation, which we will discuss LATER, I want you to watch for anypony trying to slip off the boat. I'm going to be restricting everypony to the boat for now."

"Sir!" Bellows says, her wings spreading in what you pray to Celestia is shock.

"No Master Chief, I'm not compromising on this. We. Will. Discuss. Later." You say, giving her a firm glare.

The mare snorts, looking very, very displeased with that.

Placating her might be a good way to get her to back off, at least till you're done addressing the crew. You do have a few moments still, after all.

Or you could flat out pull rank. Dick move, yes, but considering the damage that those so-called 'allied' nations that are so close to EUP Olympia could do with the plans for the Risen Glory? Might be worth it.

Or you could just ignore it all together and consider the matter settled and grab her right after you're done addressing the crew. Or something else.

You're frowning, mostly because you're starting to feel the weight. The Risen Glory and her Crew are yours, right now. You've been an Engineer for too long to do any less then Keep the Fleet.

>>29610854
[Hello new player! Sorry for the troubled wait, I'm sort of going off the cuff.

The last thread will be paste-binned soon, and I'll be making a important-pony roster and probably a military acronym cheat sheet at some point soon.

The short, short version of the current situation is that >>>> line just above 'Your story continues now'. Sloppy, I know, but I'll hopefully have something better and cleaner to look at soon, I apologize for any trouble or confusion, and will do my best to answer questions either in character or like so as need be.]

>>29485852
Well. Leaf should be relatively fit from all the farm work he does.

>>29485852
I don't think so? What has protein in it?

>>29485852
There's are various kinds of vegetables that contain protein, now will you keep interrupting or should we do this another time?