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>>29684983
Brush her mane

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>>29684983
It's late at night, she's tired. Let he sleep and use her body as a pleasant smelling pillow.

>>29684995
Ok I brushed her mane now she's asking me to rub her hooves

>>29684841
RD
R
AJ
PP
FS
TS

>>29684841
PP
AJ
R
TS
FS
RD

>>29684887
>>29684877
Why is AJ ranked so high? Her hair must be so rough and she's probably really smelly.

>>29684714
season 29 is confirmed
don't worry

>>29684714
Is this a problem?

>>29684714
I have moved to runescape to bee honest famalam

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>>29684696
"Shut your mouth. What the fuck is in the box?"
"Oh let me guess, they're pictures of you?"
>"W-what? N-n-"
"Is this some kind of sad prank? Do you think this is funny, you insufferable cunt?"
>her ears snapped down on her head
"Do you have any idea what I had to endure because of you?"
>her eyes began to get glassy
>"P-please anon, p-please stop. P-please don't get mad again! *sniff* I-I-I don't know what I did wrong!"
>"W-Whatever I did I-I want to apologize for! *sniff*"
"Well?? How are you going to do that? Like I said I don't have fucking time for this garbage, so get on with it before I slam the door in your face."
>"I-I thought the best way we could make up and become friends would be to spend some time together and get to know each other..."
>you'd rather eat shit
>"*sniff* So I went and got two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala, *sniff*, I came to ask you if you wanted to go with m-"
"Not happening, you fucking cunt."
>before she has a chance to react, you swat the box out of the air onto the ground and stomp on it multiple times
>tears were streaming down Glimmer's face, her fur soaked and matted
>she looked pathetic
>"I-I-I, B-But w-wh-"
"Get the fuck away from my house."
>you slam the door in her face, hitting her nose and making her yelp
>she breaks down and cries inconsolably
>fucking perfect
>you look out your window, she is sitting on the ground with a bloody nose, crying hysterically next to her destroyed gift
>you want her to fuck off, so you kick your door hard, 3 times to scare her away
>"AH!"
>she gallops off sobbing
>you look out your window again and see she left the gift
>out of curiosity, you check what's inside to see if she actually did get two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala
>maybe you'll take Rarity, you hear she's pretty good in bed

>>29684700
>inside you find two crumpled tickets and a card
>inside the card, there's a note
>"Anon, I'm sure we both realize that there's something bad between us. I don't know what that something is, but whatever it is, if it will affect our friendship, I'm truly sorry for it if I caused it. I hope we can see past it and become good friends. Starlight."
>disgusting
>you rip up the card, throw it in the trash, and pocket the tickets
>you've got a date with Rarity tonight, and you have a surprise for her

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She honestly isn't that bad.
I like her. She is a character with a story that we get to follow and watch her grow and learn. Something we used to get with the mane 6.
She is a pretty good character and people only hate her because she is new and people like nostalgia.
In summary, she is a cute pony with a good voice, a new story and brings a plot to follow. As a character, she brings to FiM what Sunset brings to EG. A story with change and growth and many people just want the same stuff over and over again. I love a good story and that's what I get with her. Her backstory isn't too good, but her current story isnt that bad.

Plus, a lot of people only hate her because she gets shitposting like Shimmer did when EG first came out.

Starlight will be accepted soon but not for a while.

If I was Anon in this story, I'd invite Starlight in for some coffee or tea, sit down and talk with her for a bit, go with her to the Gala and then go to her home that night and give her a nice snuggle

I just want to see her smile

t. Shimmerfag

>>29684273
Dude, he's the bitchslave to a bunch of pony girls of questionable accomplishments in life.

you need a leader who's dead hard and not afraid to be an asshole to people for the good of their nation: Spike is LITERALLY the worst ruler you could ask for.

>>29684288
Dragonkind was on a path towards either destruction or stagnation with literally anyone other than Spike or Ember in charge. The only future for the dragons was ending the endless war against ponies.

Both Spike and Ember realized this, and consequently both would have been good leaders.

>>29684273
>The only future for the dragons was ending the endless war against ponies.
>Endless
>War
WAT
There was NO war at all between ponies and dragonkind! The only war that would have occurred if garble took over, and there's nothing to indicate they would have LOST, given how Vastly physically superior to ponies dragons are.

>>29684107
a big guy.

>>29684113
UUUU

>>29684054
I'm expecting he'll be Starburst's SON, not Him himself.

Starlight would provide the magical power in the genetics, Sunburst the smarts, and there we go, a super Eugenics baby.

>>29684059
>The entire second episode of the season opener is a brutally vivid and detailed sex scene between Starburst and Glimmer. The rest of the season is glimmy dealing with the life of a pregnant mare.
Cap this post it's gonna happen.

>>29684054
It's more likely, and I just personally prefer, that he just imitates the greatest wizard he originally thought he would never be like. I hate the headcanons where it's "___ is really x", seems really lazy to me.

>>29683917
>Pinkie starts dating a zebra
>Brings him to meet her parents for Christmas

>>29683973
I don't think Mormons care about blacks.

>>29683986
>mormons
My god, those people will just not SHUT UP or take 'No' for an answer. I literally run to the other side of the street when I see them on their bikes.

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>>29683865
Well then.
Science proves it.

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>>29683865
What the hell does it even base the rating on? I tried a bunch of random images I have saved and I never got above 5%, then suddenly this one is nearly 50%.

>>29683906
>Religion
memes

Ugh, here we go. I'm going to be seeing a lot of this crossover, aren't I?

>>29683764
Pink shimmy

>>29683769

Yeah, because apparently some shitty anime was the first thing to do magic circles.

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>>29683730
How about a shave instead.

>>29683730
>>29684212
How about a castration instead

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>>29684212
that is much better thank you

>>29683602
>t. assmad fluttercuck

>>29683602
I agreed that he was reformed a bit too quickly after KCaFO, but the betrayal and redemption in Twilight's Kingdom made up for it at least.

Glimmer doesn't even have something like that. She's just forgiven and suddenly friends with everyone.

>>29683612
Discord is ALWAYS forgiven despite having psychopathic intentions. Glimmer is basically autistic and doesn't know any better.

Besides, he's thousands of years old and is a manchild that doesn't actually want friends. If anyone IRL were like Discord, the right thing to do is kick them to the curb and make it so they can't fuck with you anymore. His entire MO is fucking with the emotions of his "friends" and taking advantage of their kindness.

Even being a "trickster who is still good" doesn't make any sense because he's so fucking pathetic.

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>>29683578
I would do the same to this one.

>>29683595
>wanting used goods

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>>29683609
>fluttercucks
ANON YOU REALLY GOTTA STOP BRO

my sides can't take much more

>>29683306
Twilight Sparkle got exposed to Gamma Radiation?

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>>29683306

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ITS TOO LATE, ITS HAPPENING

YOU CAN'T STOP IT

>>29683091
It's how she'll meet undercover agent Ace too

>>29683091
She's taking a huge dump.

>>29683091
It looks like she's shitting out purple frosting