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>>29690288

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>>29690288

i sincerely hope they all do become alicorns at some point. it would be so amazing.

>>29690085
To see if I still feel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ahHWROn8M0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATH_OPjOJgo

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>>29690126
I FOCUS ON THE PAIN

>>29689911
Double dubs means we have to smell his feet.

>>29689911
fuck off, lizard, before I turn you into a pair of shoes

How bad would Spike's feet smell?

>>29689823
Write green if you feel like it, or be autistic. Both are fine options.

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>>29689823
>Such vague and shitty promises this benevolent deceiver gave to you.
>Enough to spoil the taste of wine in your belly.
>But every lie contains but a single morsel of truth
>You are getting old, and you have nothing to offer your sons but a lowly dukedom, in a frozen wasteland.
>You swish the wine in your cup as the nervous would be queen, fidgets with her hooves at the other end of the table.
>A meager "feast" was prepared before for you and her, for some carousing.
>As a little mare ran here and there pouring wine in your cup and then hers at opposite ends of the table.
"What you're suggesting is treason Celestia, though I may have my differences with my liege, that does not make me a scoundrel."
>"I-I, I never called you one."
"But you did, by even suggesting, that I'd betray my lord for something so esoteric as power."
>You place your cup onto the table and stand.
"And what do you stand to gain from an open rebellion of the Human Empire?"
>"P-powerful allies and-"
>You raise your hand to her
"Let me run the scenario for you. My house, House Vailfun, rebels with some fabricated claim to the empire's throne."
"A claim, that would be as half-assed as you're power play here."
>She stomps her hoof and attempts to rebuttal.
>but you wave your hand at her
"Hear me out, as I have heard you, though my house may have the poorest land, we have the mightiest warriors in all the empire."
"Open rebellion would weaken his highnesses armies significantly."
"The other houses, sensing weakness and with true claims to the throne, will rebel and attempt their hand at a power grab."
>You slam your fist on the table and then point at her frothing with rage

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>>29689841
"During this time Equestria will swoop in like a vulture picking off the noble houses, one by one, under some false notion, that they have claims to land by some misbegotten seniority clause. A clause only recognized by their own misbegotten ilk."
"You'd leave my house for last, and use both the human and equestrian powers to stomp us out of existence. Claiming the Human Empire for yourself!"
>You take breath and regain composure
"Why would I ever want to do that?"
>She pauses and then scowls at you.
>"Is it so hard to believe that there are kind-hearted creatures in this world?"
>You lock eyes with her
"A benevolent ruler wouldn't ask a Duke to murder his own people for vague promises."
>You replied
>An awkward silence follows suit
>and her servant, who had been serving the wine, is watching quietly now.
>"Fine!"
>She yells and then shakes her hoove at you.
>"Abandon your people, continue serving an arbitrary emperor!"
>"An emperor who allows the noble houses to wage open war for power, to rape and pillage as though they were not in the same realm!"
>"But when you return home tonight and see your kind preying upon each other like hungry jackals, you'll wish you had chosen the lesser evil this day!"
>A still silence fills the air as she uttered those last words.
>And you sigh
"I never said that I wouldn't help you. I simply doubted your intentions."
>You say as you stand and gesture to the servant carrying the wine vase
>She approaches and you take the vase from her and then gesture for her to leave.
>You then shakily walk over to Celestia's side of the table.
>The wine was beginning to take effect and you were tipsy.
>She watches you every step of the way, eyes unblinking and with scorn in her pupils.
>And you pull a free seat directly beside her and sit.
"I can see you're passionate, about what remains to be seen."
>You say as you begin to fill her cup.
"All I want is for there to be some kind of insurance..."
>"Is not my word as a Princess enough."

>>29689345
Hang me.

>>29689345
>learning lessons
She "graduates" in the first episode of S7. Here's hoping she fucks off the show for good.

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>"Buy the Build a Bear Workshop My Little Pony Starlight Glimmer Furry Friend Plush Toy 16" Pink Unicorn! Only $ 79.95! Come on anon, you know you want one!"

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>>29689252
No, this is Patrick.

>>29689252
she's a cutie, I'd have sex with her

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is the writefag dead?

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>>29689237

Elements of harmony nigga.

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>>29689255
i don't see that killing a scarab desu

>>29689270
What the fuck is that?
I haven't played since Halo Combat Evolved.
I heard a new alien race was introduced in the fourth or fifth one

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>>29689055
>Season 8
Should I just hang myself right now?

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cool

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>>29689067
I'll form a suicide pact with you. Consider me in.

My waifu, who else?

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>>29689052
Stronk filly

Don't know why

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>>29688572

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>>29688572
>>29688572
Well that was a cluster fuck of slowness my internet just imposed on me.
Commence a sock dump

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>dancing
so graceful

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>>29688385
quesadillas are terrifying m8

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>>29688385
Poor Twily

>>29688381
it's fucking stupid

>>29688417
It's usually filled with autists with shitty ocs or homestuck fagets.

I miss our private server

Nice, a containment hugbox for reddit types

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>>29688260
All your waifu is shit and this thread should be deleted

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>>29688260
I love this cutie.

>>29688060
But you just posted it, its right there.

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>>29688103
What I meant was
>tfw no pone vaporwave

>>29687545
ugly and disgusting

>>29687545
degenerate

>>29687545
I want to hold hands/hooves with a pony.