Who's the best between the 5?
>Pinkie Pie
Can make anyone smile and be friends with them. Also knows the dates and has a Ponkacave/Party basement.
>Fluttershy
Can communicate with animals and reformed a god of chaos, which is her friend and he pretty much would go apeshit if something happened to her.
>Twilight
Despite being a mary sue and has wings with a "title" of Princess of friendship, she's good at magic, but not that good like Starlight.
Also likes books.
>Rainbow Dash
Selfish but loyal.
Also fast
>Applejack
She's in the show too.
>>29711637
Rainbow dash. The answer is ALWAYS rainbow dash.
>>29711637
Obviously Martin Shkreli
>>29711637
Well duh
The answer is so obvious
Dash looks 100% better like this.
We need to give her a makeover.
>>29711575
NOT ON MY CHRISTIAN WEBSITE
>>29711575
Everyone looks better when they copy best pony.
>>29711575
You sick fuck
This is the only redeemable part in the current tv series.
>>29710980
>BTFO'ING THE FLUTTERKEKS HAHAHAHA
Anon you really gotta stopdon't stop
>>29710980
Wholeheartedly agree.
>>29710980
NO
THIS is the only redeemable part in the current tv series.
>reminder that we are living in an alternate nightmare timeline where this abombination that was universally reviled when first revealed is now unironically supported and encouraged by at least a third of this board and that they unironically think it's better than the show
>reminder that we have failed
>reminder that the dream has been dead for years and we've all been feasting on it's corpse
>>29710908
What happens to a dream deferred?
Does it dry up
like a raisin in the sun?
Or fester like a sore—
And then run?
Does it stink like rotten meat?
Or crust and sugar over—
like a syrupy sweet?
Maybe it just sags
like a heavy load.
Or does it explode?
>>29710908
>>29710908
>and that they unironically think it's better than the show
[citation needed]
Would you rather the show stay exactly how it is right now, or have Sunset completely replace Starlight?
>>29710424
Can I kill myself?
>>29710424
>Wanting yellow glimmer
Anon...
>>29710424
I choose sunset!
isn't she much older than twilight though?
Talk about diamond dogs.
They're never coming back, are they?
>>29710563
Nope
>>29710261
They are artists, performance artists.
>We're not real
>>29709773
I am, though.
>>29709773
How can we not be real if our memes are real?
Has /mlp/ ever had thoughts of dying or fading in your waifu's embrace? Even knowing you're going to hell, those last moments were the best heaven you ever had? You accept death as the only thing you wanted has been met.
ITT: things ponies find erotic.
*Consensual snootle booping
*Hoof holding
*Putting on saddles and bridles and then slowly taking them off
*Figging
*Oviposition
*Magical marecockvoring
*Zebra dicks
*Eggplants
>>29709526
>ponies are either incredibly innocent or totally depraved
>no middle ground
I like that. I could live there.
>>29709526
>Eggplants
NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>29709526
Isn't there already a shitty fetish general or 10 on the board
Kill yourself
Hey Anon I just found this tunnel in my crotch, can you go inside and see if you can find anything?
>>29709068
QUALITY
>>29709068
nothing in here except warm pink flesh and marecum. Let me dipstick it if my penis and see what it can find.
>>29709068
Just nuke this board every hiatus, fucking get rid of it until the show comes back on
So fucking tired of wading through all this /b/ and /pol/ tier offtopic cancer because our redditor moderation team can't hit pause on the cuckporn to do their jobs
Now that 6 years have passed by....
what went wrong?
>>29708467
Kill yourself, faggot.
>>29708467
Same thing that went wrong with FNAF and DHMIS. It was designed to be surreal, but took itself too seriously and ran itself into the ground to appease autistic preteens on their IPads.
>>29708539
>but took itself too seriously
This is legitimately the downfall of many current media nowadays.
Reminder that pony watches you while you sleep. So you better pet her
>>29707840
Claimed as waifu.
>>29707840
Maud is a miracle of the universe.
>tfw no Maud gf
>>29707840
She make sure I'm oh ok.
story's about anything family related
so it can be about anon finding a family or starting one
the setting and world does not matter
beans and metsu i need you guys
i cant write for shits
all writers and story's
http://pastebin.com/iKQ8R5sp
irc
www.rizon.net/chat
#EquestrianFamily
Previous thread's.
>>29686625
originaly this was
>You will never be the Mane Six's lonely single father
that is why i am using the old picture
for one last time
also beans i changed the description of your story
i just saw my fail in the firsth post
i did not remove some of the old tekst
again
Heres a prompt for you guys.
>Anon makes Twi pregnant.
>Twi births a centaur.
>Its a girl!
>Alls good until teenage rebellion hits.
>She escapes home and visits Tartarus to see Tirek.
>"It's not a phase, mom! Tirek, like, understands me and stuff!"
>Gets grounded.
>Sneaks out anyway.
>In moment of vulnerability, confusion and emotion, she lets Tirek fuck her.
>Turns out one time is all it takes.
>>Twist: Tirek embraces fatherhood and wants to rise child as his heir, to the objection of overprotective Anon and Twi.
>>29693032
sounds like a storry that would be cool
but as far as i go
i can hardly finish the ting i started
so i cant write it for you
here is the next part of my story
>you place the bowls on the table
>derpy sits next to her bowl and starts munching down on the oats
>as always she did not want to wait
>it would be nice if she waited once in a while
>you sit down and start eating your oats
>after a moment of silence (exept for the noms) derpy starts talking
>"mr whooves why are you so nice to me, all i do is mess things up and break things"
>"i feel like that i am a bad pony and that i cant do anything right"
>dumstruck by what she said you stop eating
>you look at her and say "derpy everypony needs a chanse for a normal live"
>"you might be a bit clumsy but it doesnt mean that you are bad"
>"when i saw you on the edge of town the only thing i saw was a pony who needed a house and a family"
>derpy looks at you (well she tries but one eye looks at the celing) and tries to say somthing
>no words come out only a small smile
>you wanted to stand up and give her a hug
>but bevore you can stand up she already has you embraced in a hug
http://pastebin.com/xabcPkL6
Welcome back to Nebula! Last time: You arrived at a new solar system, where you find a planet mostly covered in ice. You, Eagle, and Kahurangi land on it and find another landing pod from the humans, though it appeared to be old. You find an old radio there, and meet a creature that identifies itself as a Singe Tree. You get attacked by a small group of them before heading back to the ship. Bringing an old human radio with you. You test the radio on the ship and find they have a wide variety of music. You then talk with the crew about Kahurangi, deciding to keep her for now, but to give her back to her species if any of them were found. You then find Cardea working on her turret, volunteering to let her test it on you. It ends up being kinda a stupid idea which lands in you in the medical bay, earning a burn mark which might be a scar from it. You apologize to Quiet Vine for making her worry, by doing it sexually. You rest and wake up in the middle of the night, finding the footage that Eagle took of the turret test. After watching it you go back to bed and wake up. Going into cryosleep for the next solar system, which had one planet orbiting a black hole. When you get there you all decide to land on the planet. It turned out to be kinda a bad idea as Kahurangi nearly falls into a pit of lava. The six of you were now in the landing pod, heading back to the ship.
Crew List:
Rust Bucket (MC) (Earth Pony) (Electrician/Engineer) (Injured: Mostly healed)
Quiet Vine (Unicorn) (Botanist/Zoologist)
Eagle (Pegasus) (Mechanic/Army Reserves)
Fedot (Diamond Dog) (Diplomat/Trader)
Cardea (Alien) (Drazken) (Robotics)
Kahurangi (Alien Child) (???) (???)
Sai (Ship A.I.)
Javaxia (Outpost A.I.)
You start Petting Kahurangi and holding her close. That was too much for a little girl like her, even if she has already seen a lot.
You look out one of the windows to watch the planet break apart. The planet was now covered in oceans of magma, but it has stopped.
"...Maybe I was wrong on my assumption of the planet being safe." Sai says as the landing pod lands in the ship.
What do you do?
>>29655723
Well don't blame yourself Sai. What time is it?
>>29655864
"Don't blame yourself, Sai," You tell him, "What time is it?"
"It's around 1:30," He tells you, "A bit after lunch."
The pod's door then opens, allowing the six of you out.
What do you do?
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT
>>29717427
Post sheets
>>29717434
http://pastebin.com/Yvcg7Pya
>>29717434
http://pastebin.com/p1dtY3qj
Is there a reason he's trying so hard to ruin the show and give a massive fuck you to the fans? Like seriously what the hell is his problem?
>>29717157
Your lack of explanation intrigues me.
No, actually it doesn't.
Bye!
>>29717157
He's a far-right who believes that if you don't like it, don't watch it, and it's for little girls, why the fuck do you watch it anyway?
>Giving attention whore attention