The movie isn't even out and licensors are already releasing merch (you can order this on Amazon currently)
Sweet, something I can carry with me to work with the lunch my mom made me!
>>29717615
How long till mexico does what it does best?
>>29717615
Can I get an edited picture of this backpack but with pony porn instead?
>Last Song you listened to is how your life is in Equestria
>Second to the Last song is how your relationship to your waifu will be.
Post the songs and pics of your waifus.Last thread was fun
>Tame Impala
>Why won't they talk to me
FUCK
>>29717454
Last:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBfeP51dFQs
2nd to last:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63o8TPlJRxQ
What do you think, guys?
>>29717521
BTW, waifu is pic related.
"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #55
Christina Rice (w) • Agnes Garbowska (a & mc) • Sara Richard (sc) • Billy Martin (ric)
“Wings Over Yakyakistan” part 1 of 2. While on a diplomatic mission to Yakyakistan, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash are surprised to uncover an imminent attack on the kingdom by dragons! Will Dash be able to rouse the Wonderbolts to aid the Yaks in time to thwart the invasion?
FC • 32 pages • $3.99
Bullet point:
Ties into the events of MLP season 7"
Did they even fucking WATCH Gauntlet of Fire?
>>29717252
>Did they even fucking WATCH Gauntlet of Fire?
About what?
Ember promise to not attack ponies, nothing about Yaks.
I'm okay with that, those Yaks are the weakest race in the whole equestria lore. They're just a comedic race, nothing else
>>29717290
Ember didn't like dragons being violent, remember? Her whole thing was about brains over brawn. I doubt she would actually ever do a pre-emptive strike on anyone. Also, Yakyakistan is fucking across the world from her territory. This would make more sense with Griffonstone.
>>29717252
>defending a bunch of aggressive cuntbags
Everyone loves Starlight Glim Glam.
>>29717232
Shut up cocksucker
>>29717240
butthurt Sunlight fag detected.
>>29717257
shitposting glimmernigger detected
Papa Franku in Equestria.
How will the ponies be able to stop a peace lord with that many chromosomes?
Are the ponies fucked?
Can Discord stop the king of the west coast?
Hell, can the combined powers of the mane 6 and all of the Gods of Equestria stop Papa Franku?
>>29717155
back to daycare with you, junior
>>>/b/
>>29717155
Why do people find this half jap mongrel funny?
How would one go about seducing her?
>>29717000
why don't you astounding fucking faggots drop this shit where it belongs in fingerbang?
also
>image
fuck you, again
>>29717010
Someone's assblasted
>>29717000
I think like this.
Then her butthole will be wide open to the dick.
>"This summer, get ready, because this movie will make you... a little hoarse!"
>CGI Applejack yells "Yeehaw!" and shitty licensed pop rock music starts playing
>Various scenes of the ponies messing up human stuff and the chubby male lead looking exasperated while toilet paper flies across his face or something
>Dash makes a terrible pun
>Music stops
>She looks straight at the camera for 2 seconds and then says "...What? It's 20% cooler!" While making the dreamworks face
>"But can these ponies... help their friend find true love?"
>Cue generic blonde actress as female love interest, way out of male lead's league
>Trailer ends with ponies running through new york or whatever big city the movie is set in
>MFW this almost actually happened
Thanks a lot, Sony. I hope the Emoji Movie is your last.
This post gave me the Hershey squirts.
>>29716657
FUCK, THIS ALMOST HAPPENED?
OH SHIIIIIIIIT!!!
>>29716657
>Cue generic blonde actress as female love interest,
> human female as love interest
> when their is horse pussy in the same screen
Ha !
power rangers or the MLP movie?
>>29716562
The one that has token gay character.
Power Rangers.
>>29716562
Pony. Rangers at least has a cult of diehards that have been into it for literal decades. Even if it is absolute garbage, there will be tons of people that praise it to the heavens.
My Little Pony has the same people, of course. Just fewer in number.
This is Sugarcoat. Say something nice about her!
>>29716514
I really like her hair
>>29716514
Who is this semen demon?
>>29716549
This is Sugarcoat. Say something nice about her!
Twilight enrolls Spike in Ponyville Elementary School.
What shenanigans does he get into?
>>29715863
Rutting all the fillies.
>>29715863
>Things get pretty awkward during the history class when they talk about the Dragon Genocide
Would Spike be one of those kids who relates better to adults than kids?
Do you own any merch?
>>29715501
Only EQG merch
two scarves and a jersey. No official merchandise though.
>>29715501
No. I'm poor and don't wanna bother hiding it from roommates.
So when will real Twilight return?
>>29715152
She was sent in an alternate timeline and is now NMM's sex slave
>>29715152
She already returned.
>>29715174
It's okay, she likes it.And do I.
>doesn't want to plow this
>>29714937
I'm gay but I'd plow that.
>>29714942
never change, /mlp/
>>29714942
Then you are bi
>A-Are you sure you want to w-watch this, Anon?
>>29714629
N-No, but I can stop staring for some reason
>>29714692
can't*
>>29714629
>Anon turns on his camera
>immediately starts selling the vid.
>Becomes the father of the equestrian porn industry.
> gets rich
>dies of syphilis 10 years later.
PUNISHED LOCK
A HERO DENIED BY HIS HOMELAND
>>29714483
wtf is this edgy oc
>>29714559
Twilight future husband
>>29714483
>"Nothing personal, Twilight"