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Sure

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Yes.

If anyone want's any changes to op's ongoing and ded lists. Let me know, because I'm mostly just copy/pasting.

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>>29635784
I'd all of them batmares.

RIP Sniper Anon, took a bath and never came back.

Which villainess likes to cuddle the most?

>>29636076
Probably Rhino. She seems the type.

>>29636076
Helga

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>>29631638
Are there any Twilight Sparkle greens like this?

The only one I can think of is maybe this:
http://pastebin.com/qcq7tr5H
(really good read by the way)

>>29631719
That story gave me a boner in my heart.

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-LINK DATABASE-

Aryanne's creator and main art contributor:
http://sillyaryanne.tumblr.com/
https://inkbunny.net/Aryanne
http://aryannehoofler.deviantart.com/
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/sillyaryanne/
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=6259275

Complete Uncensored Dropbox Gallery with ~ 2.000 images worth about 1,5 GB
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ac760z0t31y55on/AADAahR3QG2C--NX8VzJ9ubua?dl=0

Public SFW Album - with ~250 images
http://imgur.com/a/aDAoY?grid

Nonpublic NSFW Album - with ~800 images
http://imgur.com/a/V2Qxp?grid

Aryanne's Official Know Your Meme Page
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/aryanne

Derpibooru Gallery (partly censored)
https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=Aryanne

DA Gallery (No hardcore porn)
http://www.deviantart.com/browse/all/?order=5&q=Aryanne

E621 Gallery
https://e621.net/post/index/1/aryanne

Old dropbox including some greentext until mid 2014
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/ktfhoqg46glgrtl/2rqLce5Vgh

>>29620664
fuck off with your shit OC underage

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OFFICIAL CHARACTER BIO Part 1 (taken from http://aryannehoofler.deviantart.com/journal/Aryanne-Hoofler-Character-Data-and-Measurements-639361160)

Name: Aryanne Hermine Hoofler
Nicknames: White Death, Windmill Pony of Friendship
Title: Gräfin zu Sachsenhausen (Nobility Title inherited from her mother)
Race: Earth pony
Gender: Female
Age: 21
Height: 1,77 m
Weight: 73 kg
Eye color: light blue
Hair color: light blonde
Skin/Coat color: bright white
Cup Size: D
Blood type: 00 rhe. negative (Aryanne has this tattooed on the underside of her upper left arm as SS Blutgruppen Tätowierung)
Birthday: April 20th
Zodiac sign: Aries
Parents: Randolph Hoofler (Son of Adolf Hoofler) and Maryanne Hoofler
Siblings: Oldest of 5 brothers and sisters
Nationality: German
Political Belief: National Socialism, member of the NSDAP
Occupation: Military Officer of the Waffen SS and Wehrmacht
Rank: SS-Oberführer/Oberst
Likes: children, cooking, Panzer, Patriotism
Dislikes: Communists, (((Greedy people))), cowards, prudery
Skills: speaks 4 languages, trained in unarmed combat, swordfighting and military grade heavy weaponry including vehicles
Personality: Enthusiastic, hard worker, affinity for sexual behavior, likes to collect weapons and uniforms of many kinds
CM: Pink heart with a purple outline and a black swastika in the center

>>29619093
Sounds fun.
And it's all unicorns.
Like it should be.

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>>29619093

In case any of you are worried about the PDF, I'm still going to get that one when it comes out tomorrow night and link it here.

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>>29619106

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>>29601637
Oh yes, edits thread.

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>>29601637

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request

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>>29598051
Last time, on My Little Pony: Forevermore Inverse Morning.

>OH SHIT ASPIRIN GET
>OH SHIT TIME TO GO SOUTH
>OH SHIT IT'S THE AXIOM
>TIME TO GRAB SOME NAV SHIT
>OH SHIT TRAP TIME
>OH SHIT IT'S AUTO
>OH SHIT HE'S SUMMONING HEARTLESS
>OH SHIT SPIKE'S INSPIRED AND SAVES OUR ASS
>DON'T SUMMON HEARTLESS, AUTO, BE OUR NAV AI
[OKAY]
>OH SHIT AUTO JOINED THE TEAM
>OH SHIT TIME TO GO EAST
>OH SHIT DAN HAS A COOL CAR HERE
>WOW
>IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>OH SHIT IT'S HEARTLESS MR. INCREDIBLE
>OR IS IT ALL MIGHT?
>FUCK IT
>OH SHIT THE HERO'S POWERING UP WITH THE OTHER DEAD MOOKS
>OH SHIT CAPE PINNING SHENANIGANS
>OH SHIT SPIKE KILLS ANOTHER MOOK ACCIDENTALLY
>OH SHIT WE GOT DICK-PUNCHED INTO ORBIT
>OH SHIT DAN AND SPIKE ARE PINNING THE HERO FOR US
>WE CAN'T LAND SAFELY
>WE CAN'T MITIGATE DAMAGE
>SO WE'LL TURN THIS HEIGHT TO OUR ADVANTAGE!
>THUNDERFALL!
>OH SHIT WE JUMPED HIM TO DEATH WITH A HI-POTION REVIVE
>MISSION STATUS: FUCKING SICK
>OH SHIT DAN REALIZES SPIKE IS A DRAGON
>OH SHIT WE GOT TUNES
>OH SHIT FIRE AND BULWARK GET
>TIME TO GO TO THE CRANE
>OH SHIT ELECTROMAGNET AND CRUSHER BOSS
>WAT DO?

We now return to the intended content, with all the new adventures within.

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/QLAqK2kT

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>29594099
>As you wind your way through a valley of mangled cars the thumping grows louder and louder until you're finally able to hear it clearly.
https://soundcloud.com/yen-sid-sun/off-in-the-distance
>”What’s that sound?”
>Spike asks as he pulls the haft of his lance closer to him, recoiling every time the mechanical crash echoes down the valley.
>”It’s nothing, just an old automated piece of junk.”
>Dan replies, and spike seems slightly reassured as the three of you round the corner into a clearing where the crane finally comes into view.
>The crane is slowly swinging by as it quietly goes about its business of dropping scrap onto a dilapidated old conveyer belt that creaks by overhead.
As the belt funnels into the mouth of a hydraulic crusher at the far end of the valley you can see the orange electromagnetic head at the end of the crane’s arm pick up something significantly larger, the blue and back car Dan had described to you the day before.
>”Awww fuck, so much for that one.”
>Dan groans, kicking a stray pile of junk as the vehicle falls onto the conveyer belt and within seconds is crushed into a compact steel cube.
>”Okay, not a big deal this place is loaded with decent bodies we can use. Now all we need to do is find one.”
>Dan says as he pinches the bridge of his nose and leads the three of you deeper into the junkyard in the shadow of the crane.
“You know I was kind of expecting to run into heartless by now.”
>You say idly as you pick your way through the rows.
>”Yeah I guess all our running around yesterday either drew them away.”
>Dan says as he looks around suspiciously.
>”But keep your eyes peeled. I never was able to figure out why they congregated here so there’s got to be something off about this place.”
>At the back of your mind you can’t help but agree with him, because ever since the three of you arrived you haven’t been able to shake the nagging suspicion that you’re being watched.

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>>29598099
>Despite the persistent eerie feeling it doesn’t take you long to find your first vessel candidate.
>A remarkably intact white Volkswagen beetle with the number 53 painted on the side.
“I don’t know, it’s a little cramped for interstellar travel don’t you think?”
>You ask as you examine the vehicle.
>”Yeah maybe but it’ll be easy to get back to the garage.
>Dan says exasperated clearly looking to get out of here as quickly as possible.
“Fair enough, pop the door open and Spike and I will start pushing.”
>Almost immediately after the three of you get the car rolling things start to go sideways.
>You notice a buzzing sound growing louder as it rushes towards you and then suddenly it simply shuts off.
>That sudden silence is followed immediately by a car crashing to earth directly in your path.
>You barely have time to register the fact that rolling in front of you is a rusted formerly red race car before the horribly loud buzzing resumes again, this time directly overhead.
>You look up just in time to see the crane’s giant electromagnet falling towards the three of you.
“Duck!”
>You shout as you dive out of the way.
>Dan and Spike manage to follow suit just in time to avoid the sickening screech of metal on metal as the electromagnet slams down on you would be ride and hauls it off into the sky.
>As the magnet hauls the car away you catch a glimpse of something that defies belief.
>A furious pair of eyes glaring back at you.
>You call your keyblade to your hand as you pick yourself up and watch the magnet drop the bug onto the conveyor-belt before it swings back in your direction.
“Uhhhh I think I know why the heartless were coming here guys... And I don’t think it’s happy we’re here.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrIc_igR7w0 [Embed]

>BOSS FIGHT: GIANT ELECTROMAGNET AND CRUSHER
Anon: 42HP 60mp
Spike: 50HP 30 mp
Dan: 30 HP 5 flashbangs and a loaded scrap cannon.


Crusher: 75 HP
Magnet: 75 HP

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>>29596629
Let it prosper!

>>29596708
Let it prosper indeed!
>>29596183
Also, this post gave me a story idea, lol.
>>29596629
>Principal Celestia did everything she could to finish off her work.
>It was towards the end of the day, and she was getting tired.
>"Sister~" A familiar voice teases her.
>With a deep sigh, Celestia bolts up from her chair and looks ahead at her sister, Vice Principal Luna.
>There she stands, yet the shirt on her back is... somewhere else in the room, probably.
>Luna huffs out her chest to boast her cleavage to the principal. She nearly burst the front of her black bra in the process.
>"You do realize someone could walk by and see you, right?" She tells Luna before noticing the closed blinds on the door window. "Oh."
>"I happened to think ahead of time."
>"Luna, look... I know you want to have some fun now, but I'm busy. The superintendent comes in next week, and I have to get the paperwork done."
>I know." Luna waltxes over to Celestia. "Was just figuring that you're very stressed out from all this work you have to do."
>She trails off and giggles with naughty intentions in her mind.
>She's becoming nervous seeing the blush on Celestia's face indicating that this is definitely going to happen.
>It's happening now. In here. With students still in the school.
>Luna don't give a fuck.
>But she'd gladly take a few from her sister Celestia.
>"C'moooon..." Luna hums. "You gotta releavie that stress somehow."
>"Sister, please." Celestia knows how this is probably going to end.
>"I can tell you're in the mood."
>"That's not the point. I'm not SUPPOSED to be in the mood right now."
>"Well it's too late now." Luna tells her. "The only way to get out of the mood is to... get off."
>Celestia leans back in her chair and stifles a giggle in response the pun.
>"Luna, this isn't funny. I'm supposed to be getting work done."
>"You will! I promise! And you'll get even more done after we get rid of that stress for a few minutes."

>>29596899
>Celestia tries to respond, but she looks up from her paperwork again to find Luna looming over her already.
>She didn't even hear her approach close enough to be within arm's reach.
>Thoughts about loosening that bra barge into Celestia's head.
>"Sister... now isn't the best time... t-to..." Celestia's voice is softened by Luna stepping right beside her, letting the black thong peeking out from under her midnight blue jeans.
>She clearly pulled the waistband up like that on purpose.
>And Celestia begins to manually breathe to hide how loud it's become.
>But Luna can already tell what this is going to end in, so she sits herself down into her master's lap.
>Giving her the bait close up.
>Putting her arm around her specially loving sister.
>"It'll be quick. I promise." Luna lies through the lips she licks. "Twenty minutes tops."
>Nothing further on that paperwork is going to be filled out any time soon.
>Celestia's quivering hand gently but unknowingly drops the pen to move over to the side of Luna's body.
>Luna lets out a cute little squeak as Celestia's cold hand meets her skin.
>She grins and raises her shoulders as though shielding wincing away.
>"Twenty minutes tops?" Celestia repeats her sister's words in a shaky voice.
>Too excited to speak, Luna rapidly nods.
>"You promise?"
>The exact same nod, but less patient.
>With a soft thud, the pen hits the carpet underneath the desk after rolling off.
>Celestia makes no effort to pick it up. Her hands are being pulled into her sister.
>Her lips are getting closer to Luna's.
>They meet, and Celestia falls completely silent, forgetting what it was she was about to say.
>Her voice can only moan now.
>Luna's curious fingers work their way to the front of Celestia's top. Undoing it button by button.
>Reaching in as soon as Celestia's not-for-long covered chest comes into full view under that striped shirt.

>>29583393
I was just moments too late bumping, so I remade the thread partly out of frustration.

But there was also Skippy, still going, and a couple people expressing interest in writing new stories. Appropriately, for the number of this thread, one of them was Eris.

Ironically, I missed the bump because I was distracted by trawling the archives.
There's a shit load of stuff with dead pastebins and short stuff that had one or two updates and then never got archived or continued. But I suppose that's the fate of any thread. Thank Kek for desuarchive.

Some random mini-greens to fail to satisfy you, I guess:

http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28705618/#q28724797
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28705618/#q28868658
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28554363/#q28565642
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28705618/#q28742737

These were some of the ones I was looking for:
Darling Bro: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28920846/#q28948324
Limestone: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28231106/#q28246059
Starswirl: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/28021347/#q28085445

The thread seems so friendly now, but there was some real anger about traps and gayness just a few months ago, and before that, for some reason, somebody was really triggered by lesbians.

It looks like some of the earliest threads by this name tried to merge with sissy/trap for a couple threads, in the halcyon days of not-even-a-year-ago.
(I may not hate traps, but that seemed like a bad decision. Very different fetishes. Good thing they abandoned it after two threads.)

Saw more Anon E. Moos and it made me sad all over again.

Dying from lack of bumps was more common than I thought.

I feel like I may spend this weekend going to the first thread and reading forward to catch the stuff that was never archived. well.

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so before I start posting my story. It's by no means finished. I haven't been on /mlp/ in like 2 years and this is my first greentext story on this board. Yeah something you don't want to hear, but what can ya do. so please any feedback/criticism or sugesstions would be great to hear.
Also there's not much fanart on Eris so there won't be as many pictures with every post.

>human
all these disgustings and you choose absolute

First for Ponk!engieneer

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Second for glorious Zebric engineering.

>>29546405
wait wat did i waste a minute of my life on? is this a joke or are sand niggers this stupid

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>First to taste Sweetie's chicken noodle soup

Another thread died early? Maybe it's time to give up.

>>29524749
Never

>>29736398
Because the show is for girls.

>>29736398
our dicks can barely handle it now

>>29736398

They do, just less than their female counterparts because of muh feminism.

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>>29736074
I expected nothing of value and yet I am still disappointed.

>>29736074
Then fucking Jay Fosgitt came along and stole fan designs. Fuck him.

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>>29736135
To be fair, his stolen designs looked better than Andy price's rendition of the toy.

would you rather have high quality theft, or low quality originality?

>>29736021

>2 disney title in the list

LOL NO

>>29736021
It's better than any Disney movie the past decade so it has a chance.

>>29736021
LoE was the worst of all EQG movies and I hope it wins nothing.