Hey /mlp/ what are you up to?
>>29775337
Taking the piss out of Rarifags.
>>29775337
Playing vidya
>>29775337
masturbating to technicolor horses
Post your best flutters wallpapers
>>29774780
I got a few on me.
My fellow shitposters and crazed lunatics. We have come together for one purpose: the complete control of /mlp/.
http://www.chatzy.com/69822825517155
We have NRDT, vogelanon, KnightSavant, season1fag, footfag, nyxfag, boopfag sitting together with us, and the others who have not appeared yet.
We are on the precipice of taking this board for ourselves and rebuilding it in our name. We just need a few more members and above all... a masterplan.
Any suggestions, gentlemen?
>>29774530
>nurrr we r leejun xDDDD
Let's not forget Nyx, Glimmer and Shimmer. They're a trio. And of course who could forget the old but the good IWTCIRD anon.
>>29774530
Sorry I'm more of a part-time shitposter who shitposts for the sake of it. Also I don't see myself working with Knightsavant since he's my arch enemy.
rainbow dash
apple jack
pinkie pie
twilight sparklel
flutter shy
rarity
why doesn't rarity have a last name?
>>29774018
That's her whore name.
>>29774018
It's Rarity the Unicorn.
>>29774018
>apple jack
>flutter shy
Why not rari ty?
>laptop won't turn on
>bring it to a specialist
>he has to keep it until tomorrow, he said he will fix it
>not cleared my browsing history and my desktop is a clopping paradise
I hate my life right now. I just hope he can't fix the laptop.
Think about it this way,
He probably has already seen some shit, and your history ain't that bad. At worst, he'll have a laugh about it, and you'll be another story to tell at his probably boring workplace. Plus, there's other types of people out there who he could be judging much harder, like pedos, poor blacks who steal, or mac users.
>>29773967
This, he's probably seen much much worse
>>29773967
and he upload picture of op's laptab history here.
>two weeks
>least hype for new season yet
Where the fuck is the hype train, I want to get on.
>>29773784
I'm hype. Who else hype? Post hype pones.
>>29773784
>least hype for new season yet
Because the first 4 episodes don't sound fun at all. Two episodes of The Starlight Glimmer Show, Maud Pie 2.0 and Baby Cakes 2: Twilight's turn to act like neurotic retard edition. What's to be hyped about?
>>29773788
I'm less hype than I have been for other seasons, but I'm still excite for new pony.
I'll inevitably end up waking up three Saturdays from now ready for the new season.
How would Fluttershy react if she saw you fucking Discord?
>>29773540
She would probably just watch
/thread
>>29773567
You don't get to go "/tread" on your own post, you faggot. Just watch? Wouldn't she feel something?
>tfw you came buckets to pic related
>"ANON!"
"Hm? What, and why are you shouting?"
>"What were you just doing!?"
"...buying girl scout cookies."
>"ANON! YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT!"
"Buying cookies?? Why the hell not?"
>"It's not the cookies, Anon. You were talking to the fillies!"
"And?"
>"YOU'RE A GROWN STALLI...err...man! You shouldn't be talking to little kids with supervision!"
"Excuse me!?"
>"As the princess of friendship, it is my duty to protect women and children from harm."
>"But... Seeing as you're new to Equestria, I'll let you off with just a warning."
"Woah, hold your horses... Why the fuck can't I talk to fillies?"
>"A-Are you mansplaning to me!?"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS MANSPLANING!?"
>"STOP YELL AT ME OR I'LL HAVE YOU ARRESTED YOU RAPE!"
>niggawut.jpg
"Rape!?"
>"Perhaps it would be best if you just go, Anon..."
"Whatever... Crazy ass bitch."
>"EXCUSE ME!?"
"Nothing..."
>"That's what I thought."
>Next day.
Let's get some greens going. Haven't seen any juicy greens lately.
>>29773466
Does anyone have a cap of the EQG one about the blind anon?
>>29773466
i want to see one of these with rainbow dash being triggered because you discriminated her and her dyke gf
>>29773466
>>29773475
Make this happen writefags
So, why did shaved/hairless ponies never become a fetish we latched onto? It seem only natural, and yet so little porn.
Because they'd all look the fuckinf same?
>>29773430
>we
>>29773437
I mean as a community. I'm turned on by it, but I'm surprised how little support it's gotten after all these years.
>>29773435
Still hot though.
Horse profanity thread?
>Horse profanity thread.
>inserts Horse Profanity Thread in the options box.
>>29772829
>woooaaaah doood curse words lmao
OP is a fag as always.
>>29772840
You're also a fag too, fag.
>>29772840
>horse profanity thread
>posts not horse
When rainbow dash is LITERALLY poochie. hypocrites.
>>29772728
okay, starlight can be pink poochie
>>29772728
literally who and who
>>29772745
I wish I could be as young as you.
This is Granny Smith
say something nice about her!
>>29772433
She's a qt.I want to snuggle her.
>>29772433
She's got a nice ass
>>29772433
I'm going to impregnate her soo fucking hard that her vagina will jump their childrem and give birth to grandchildren
We haven't had one of these in a while.
>>29772245
this is a good fuckin' thread
Coming back for their 2nd year. My birthday falls on Saturday this year. I picked up a case of Angry Orchard for my hotel room. I'll be walking around wearing my red applejack cider shirt with a beer in my hand, and attempting to stay perpetually drunk all day Saturday. If you see me looking too sober, feel free to buy me a drink.
Who else is here??
>>29772228
Oh god, one in my city. Might as well show up, right? How much is it to get in?
Oi, two anons in the hotel from indiana! You the group of guys that had like three cases of beer?
So you feel pessimistic about seasons 7, 8 and the movie? and you only have greentext fetishes and humanized porn to soothe your pain?
You want my expert opinion? Hate the source of your problems, the first 8 episodes of season 2. Rewatch season 1 to learn how it could have been improved.
Then pick up drawfag and writefag skills and start making your own comic book series. OCs are very recommended so your Mane6 don't remind you of what happened to the real Mane6. (and it also avoids copyright problems)
Alternatively take a 3 year break from it all and watch actual good cartoons. Better yet just quit.
>>29772093
I don't think the show has gotten drastically worse like most people say.
I still think it is really easy for Hasbro to fix the series at any time.
>>29772098
Don't hold your breath or you'll die. Honestly take matters into your hands or pay someone to take matters into their hands.
If you already know how they can modify the series to make yourself happy then go for it. Sadly comic book format is your best bet as it's the cheapest.
>>29772136
Oh I did, and this board complained about it because it wasn't legit.