Let's get this train wreck going...
>>30814133
>inb4 GJ Calle
>>30814133
i win.
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Plane ponies wiki
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Dropbox with most stuff in it: https://www.dropbox.com/sh/y3naei9ek8mzt6g/AAC0zm3ujYN8R7CXu1m-cvTEa
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Show off any new purchases, WIPs, new pics, or just talk about merch and plushies.
>Helpful sites for collecting G4 merch:
mlpmerch.com/
strawberryreef.com/Index/G4index.html
strawberryreef.com/Index/g4characters.html
>Plush makers list (update me more plz)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nGiLeaAqN7EmXYQoLHklgYXnjuPe3mHvWbiHW_WPzZg/edit
>Plush crafting guides, patterns, and cleaning instructions
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bbGkRRBVLqG9z1fsePVi9YlYQhIExqZu0hfSOYSWqw8/edit
>>30798827
ok who made this the image of the new thread
>>30799061
This. You couldn't have gotten a pic of that LS Twilight in the background to use? You had to go with a goddamn fidget spinner?
>>30799245
I was preparing to use this, but as soon as I got home it was new thread already.
Pony Horror Discord: https://discord.gg/XNg9ENc
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Previous threads:
Pony Horror Thread #01: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29607617
Pony Horror Thread #02: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29698360
Pony Horror Thread #03: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29805086
Pony Horror Thread #04: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29957285
Pony Horror Thread #05: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30094546
Pony Horror Thread #06: http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30268291
Pony Horror Thread #07: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30324584/#30324584
Pony Horror Thread #08: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30461468
Pony Horror Thread #9: >>30611863
Previous thread stories:
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"Night Life" by Waxworks: https://pastebin.com/zY209P4X
"Unwanted Passage" by Waxworks: https://pastebin.com/6B43ZL5G
Untitled story by Mshakezilla: https://pastebin.com/V7thmwe6 [temporary pastebin]
Artfag:
E2: http://imgur.com/a/gVAa5
DS Stoner (Dapper Skeleton).
Soundtrack by Radiarc:
Forgotten [EP]: https://radiarc.bandcamp.com/album/forgotten-ep
Mistaken (Album): https://radiarc.bandcamp.com/album/mistaken-album
>>30786728
“There are stories told about the lakes and rivers of Equestria, and how going up and down the twists and turns of the great rivers had been the peak of travel. All that had given way to the Friendship express once it had been completed, but before then, the riverboat was the way to go. Trade boats still travel the winding tributaries and slow-moving currents of the rivers, but passengers now find it faster to go by train.
“There are some who say there are other reasons the rivers have been abandoned. Tales tell of great beasts that swim the waterways. Perilous pike, cantankerous catfish, and surreptitious snakes. That’s not even bringing up the times where the riverboat must pass through inhospitable forests. With branches hanging low over the desk, passengers could only huddle down with their cards and chips, and pray to Celestia that they wouldn’t be plucked off the deck by some opportunistic predator or other mischievous animal.
A young voice pipes up from the crowd gathered around the old pony. “Do the animals really pluck ponies right off the deck?”
“Oh yes! Cragadiles will circle the riverboat, looking to snap up anypony the animals drop in the water, or anypony foolish enough to fall off.” The old pony furrows his thick eyebrows and stares at the foal. The crowd gasps almost in unison and the foals start to mutter amongst themselves.
“What about Mommy Pleasant?” An older stallion said.
The older pony whipped around to look at the source of the voice. His brow was furrowed and he looked tense. “Mommy Pleasant?” The old pony said. He stroked his beard carefully, the hoof he was using shook just the slightest amount. “Do you really want to hear the story of Mommy Pleasant?”
Having seen his reaction, the gathered foals all nodded in excitement. Something that would scare a grizzled old stallion like him must be entertaining indeed!
“Very well.” He cleared his throat, and began to sing in a deep baritone voice.
>>30786728
It looks as though Fluttershy's eye is about to fall off.
Is that what happened to the other one?
>>30786736
The rivers young, their channels free, their banks so green and lush.
Their waters ran so fast and clean, the stones beneath; untouched.
The fish passed through, they ate their fill, were eaten in return,
And though some fires passed o’erhead, the waters never burned.
‘twas in these years of plenty, when the waters were at peace,
That Mommy Pleasant came to call it home.
Her hair was that of ravens, so black and smooth it was,
It hung from ears all way down to her shoulders.
Her eyes were bright and green, seeing land live in its prime,
She’d pass her eyes ‘cross large and mossy boulders.
Her looks were bold and striking, but the river flowed, unmoved.
When Mommy Pleasant lived upon its banks.
For her all life was sacred, and the river, hers to guard,
To keep the fish all safe and waters clear.
But time, it passed, and Mommy found, the river was unique,
It gave a route from far to places near.
She couldn’t ever stop it, and the boats came paddlin’ through
When Mommy Pleasant found herself get mad.
The waters browned, the trees were downed, the fish were eaten fresh.
The animals and plants were killed for fun.
Their lives were lost, their homes destroyed, and Mommy lost hers too,
When progress made its way into the trees.
‘twas here she found her magic, all her spells and hexes true
When Mommy Pleasant was within the trees.
There’s no more rhyme or reason, just Mommy Pleasant here.
She stole the rhythm from the boat and from the song.
She’s there within the trees you know, still angry at us all.
She watches for the riverboat.
She knows it still comes by and now she’s waiting for her moment,
When Mommy Pleasant comes to bid goodbye.
Pic very much related edition.
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The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.
If cuckoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.
New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.
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Also bin update.
>Knocked down, but not out yet.
>You recover yourself, and start moving to the kitchen.
>As you pass your loft, you peer into it.
>You see Twilight put a lot more effort into getting in her chair.
>You thought nothing of it when you walk up behind her.
>As Twilight was starting to slide herself up on the chair, you gently put your hands on her waist in preparation to give her a boost.
>Twilight loses her footing, and if she wasn’t a quick thinker, she would’ve landed on the cushion with her stomach.
>Her magic caught her mid fall, and only after her stumble did you realize what you did.
>You move your hands as quickly as you can.
>Twilight levitates herself the rest of the way, and rest her back against the chair.
>She pays you no mind, as her eyes fall to her stomach.
>She wraps her forelegs around her belly, and starts to rub it.
>You starting to feel uncomfortable, and you make a quick exit.
>You grab a pitcher of water, and pour it into a glass.
>As put the glass down, you dread over the unavoidable.
>You’re going to lose her.
>Not just as a lover.
>But also as a friend.
>Too much has changed between the two of you over these last three years.
>There’s no way for the two of you to go back.
>You breathe a heavy sigh, and your heart pounds harshly against your ribs.
>You can’t do this.
>And you won’t force her to do this either.
>>30764629
>You pick up the glass, and head back to the loft.
>Twilight looks up as you approach.
“I’m sorry about earlier.”
“I just wanted to help.”
>You hand her the glass, and le.
>”Don’t worry about it.”
>”You just surprised me that’s all.”
>She takes the glass with a small smile.
>You go over to your chair, and sit.
>Twilight takes a drink from the glass, then holds it in her hooves.
>You look at the mare that is causing you all this agony.
>You wish she was yours, but she isn’t.
>And it’s time for you to accept that reality.
“Twilight.”
>Her ears perk up.
“I love you.”
“I love you far too much considering that you’re already married.”
“But it’s because of my love for you, that I think we should stop seeing each other.”
>She stares at you for a while, before her ears twitch, and fold themselves against her head.
>She opens her mouth, but nothing comes out.
>So you continue.
“I know I could never replace Flash.”
“No matter how much I stole you from him.”
“And while I could accept that to some extent.”
”I can’t while you’re pregnant.”
“I’ll be taking up too much of your time.”
“Away from the family that needs it more.”
>>30764645
>Twilight silently takes in your every word.
>Time might as well have slowed down for you two.
>Each passing second causes your veins to get colder.
>And you want to cry your eyes dry.
>But not in front of her.
>You need to look confident in your decision.
>Twilight breaks her stare, and looks down at her stomach.
>You don’t see them, but you hear her starting to sniffle.
>Then the after a few seconds, her tears rain down over her belly.
>An icy dagger splits your heart in two.
>You want to go over to her, and hug her.
>You want to wipe away her tears, and calm her down.
>But that is a job for Flash.
>Despite your hard ass demeanor.
>Twilight’s cries are infectious, you start to mist up and sniffle.
“Twilight, I’m so sorry for putting you through this.”
“But you need to forget about us, and focus on what’s important.”
“Raising yours and Flash’s-“
>”It isn’t Flash’s!”
>Twilight’s sudden outburst shuts you up quick.
>How could Flash not be the father?
>Twilight told you that she has only been intimate with you and Flash.
>Then that means.
“Twilight.”
>Your voice comes out softly, but it causes her to raise her head.
>Through tears and sniffles she speaks.
>”It isn’t Flash’s because it’s yours.”
>What is /mlp/ Waifu Wars?
/mlp/ Waifu Wars is a Wresting League where various mlp canon(possible AU) waifus wrestle each other in a videogame called Fire Pro Returns. So one show you might see Sunset Shimmer vs Starlight Glimmer, and the other you might see Celestia take on Derpy. Think of this like the 4cc, but on a smaller scale and involving only mlp and wrestling... and more explosions. I ain't afraid to book a deathmatch league. However, this is the straightforward babbies league, no explosions, just wrestling... and no Spike reffing either.
>Why Fire Pro Returns over a new WWE Game?
Programmable AI, Deathmatches, allowed to have 500 edits, UFC Fights... It's got more depth in the aspects that's important to running and booking.
>When's the Cytube stream, where's the YT Channel?
There is no cytube stream this time, as we'll all be going to Smashcast(Formerly Hitbox) Livestream, with commentary. https://derpy.me/dN0IH is the link to it if you want to prep yourself.
The Youtube channel is at https://derpy.me/Bg4FN and all matches will be on it after the showing on Smashcast.
>But... there's no hooves on the pones.
The inherent flaw of using any good wrestling game, you'll have to deal with the no hooves.
>Why isn't 'X' in the league?
Either because they were an odd waifu out or just a character I haven't made. You can request waifus, but... they need to be canon ones. Also, they'll probably be added until we hit the 48 waifu limit.
>What about OCs/Horsebandos?
Uhhhh... maybe someday? Not saying they won't wrestle on random matches, but making a league? I don't know if there's enough big names, though I know some of you could point out a number.
>When does the league start.
League will start first week of September. Dates will come soon, when I know schedules.
>Past Thread?
>>30731209
Group A would be: Chrysalis, Fluttershy, Treehugger, Maud
Group B would be: Dash, Twilight, Celestia, Lyra
Group C would be: Sunset, Pinkie, Cadence, Trixie
Group D would be: Luna, Vinyl, Tavi, Spitfire
Day 1:
Group A:
Chrysalis vs Fluttershy
Treehugger vs Maud Pie
Group B:
Rainbow Dash vs Twilight Sparkle
Princess Celestia vs Lyra Heartstrings
Group C:
Sunset Shimmer vs Pinkie Pie
Princess Cadence vs Trixie
Group D:
Princess Luna vs Vinyl Scratch
Octavia Melody vs Spitfire
Day 2:
Group A:
Chrysalis vs Treehugger
Fluttershy vs Maud Pie
Group B:
Rainbow Dash vs Princess Celestia
Twilight Sparkle vs Lyra Heartstrings
Group C:
Sunset Shimmer vs Princess Cadence
Pinkie Pie vs Trixie
Group D:
Princess Luna vs Octavia Melody
Vinyl Scratch vs Spitfire
Day 3:
Group A:
Chrysalis vs Maud Pie
Fluttershy vs Treehugger
Group B:
Rainbow Dash vs Lyra Heartstrings
Twilight Sparkle vs Princess Celestia
Group C:
Sunset Shimmer vs Trixie
Pinkie Pie vs Princess Cadence
Group D:
Princess Luna vs Spitfire
Vinyl Scratch vs Octavia Melody
Day 4 - Tournament.
>>30748558
link doesnt work
>>30748935
Derpy.me's still down.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIPcLqjfGxfVS4PlUEXo4fA is the YT
https://www.smashcast.tv/EquestrianWrestlingEnt is the smashcast.
Previous thread >>30394533
>Shouldn't it be Ponies ON Earth?
Yes, but PiE is tasty. The thread has had this name since 2012 and it helps convey that this is what you get when the formula for AiE is reversed.
>Please explain.
We ask what happens when one or more ponies (or changelings, or griffons, or something else) are placed in a setting where humans are the predominant species. How does one of those adapt to living in a society where they're the odd one out, and most items aren't designed for hooves?
Beyond that, it's all the writer's choice!
It can be anything between silly or grim, set in the far future or distant past, canon characters or OCs! Ponies could be as rare as bigfoot sightings or as common as next-door neighbors! Are humans friendly or skeptical of the new arrivals? Are they even new arrivals? Is the pony a creation of humans, as with Browser Ponies or Hassenfield Bioengineering? Is Anon around? Is he still a jackass?
The door's wide open, so come on in!
>This thread doesn't seem to be around often.
We post new threads on the 14th of every month, schedule and conditions permitting. If there's already a PiE thread on the board, we let that thread roll over into the new month. It helps keep things predictable. PiE is considered a part of the AiE threads whenever there's no PiE thread up.
>Who's this pegasus OC that keeps getting posted in this thread?
Her name is Pillow Case. She was in one of the first PiE stories posted on 4chan and has become the thread mascot. She likes soft things and wearing her hoodie. She has five brothers because her mom's kind of crazy like that.
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BP Image Archive: derpy.me/BrowserPonies
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>>30728686
I approve of this thread
Unf!
>>30728718
I approve of this approval of this thread.
Mango Combat X edition
Previous tiny bat: >>30649293
>Writers pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/rfngWmsc
>Story Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/BatStoryArchives
http://derpy.me/Bat_Pony_Stories
>Image Archive (Cloud):
http://derpy.me/BatPictures
http://derpy.me/cheeki_breeki (nsfw)
>Thread Archive
http://derpy.me/BatArchives
>keekeekee
http://translate.batpony.party
>>30712499
Wow these threads die a lot, where are all the regular Anons
>>30712751
We can make a short hiatus to make bat sleep for a while, maybe a week or something.
/mlp/ is fast today
">when you realize school starts in less than 3 weeks" Edition
Previous thread: >>30667207
Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
http://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5
Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Updated Wiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_Wikia
All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.
The original prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time". New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times
>>30711844
>nightly
What are you, European?
>>30711893
I hope not
>>30711844
Look at her happy face.
Previous Thread: >>30536838
Show Vinyl some love by posting cute pics, as well as greens.
Vinyl Pastebin Collection- http://pastebin.com/u/Two_Echo
Vinyl Greens-
Vinyl Scratch x Neon Lights
http://pastebin.com/YwsptLtF
Wubs From Vinyl (Anon x Vinyl)
http://pastebin.com/TvHbH1xE
Fuck You (Anon x Vinyl)
http://pastebin.com/Eq11meSG
Vinyl gets a ride from Anon
http://pastebin.com/HutPuyAK
Vinyl Takes Anon
http://pastebin.com/Pg5V9FTm
Vinyl and Anon date
http://pastebin.com/G8dJtww7
Stuttering Vinyl
http://pastebin.com/SWaLMMjK
Vinyl and Anon at CHS
http://pastebin.com/mUFNraWX
Taking Care of Vinyl Scratch
http://pastebin.com/jbzqztU5
Vinyl kidnaps Anon
http://pastebin.com/RtGCZKw0
Teenage Vinyl makes a deal
http://pastebin.com/ZaeXSTxi
Vinyl's Gangbang Bus
http://pastebin.com/DMpdbbDa
Binyl Scratch: Raping anon to perfection
http://pastebin.com/j8TyjQpu
The Other Side (Anon x Scratch)
http://pastebin.com/EfmVk5pi
Canterlot Rape Wars
http://pastebin.com/857MZ8RQ
Vinyl is a very pretty pony!
S9 E05 (The show's 200th episode.) Should be an event where the main characters need to bring back Sunset Shimmer for some reason. Story wise, she would:
Reunite with Twilight, who she hasn't seen in person in a long time.
Meet Spike as a dragon for the first time.
Meet up with Starlight again.
Hang out with the pony versions of her friends (Who they never met, but it's weird for Sunset since she's known version of almost everypony).
And (most importantly of all) reunite with Celestia for the first time in YEARS.
You guys can take two more seasons for a second milestone episode, right? Tell me a better milestone than that.
>>30919682
Do we even know whether we'll make it to season 9?
>>30919682
N E V E R E V E R
>>30919682
I want Sunset to kill Celestia instead, and she will once Twilight's brainwashing spell wears off.
I just starting watching mlp fim and I'm on the 7th episode of the first season.
>>30914472
So? Delete your fucking blog, faggot.
>>30914472
You got on the ride too late, but try to have fun anyway.
Forget what Jim promised and pay attention to what he is saying now, plus you can't hod him responsible of anything he promised in the past, otherwise you are a hater, a hater!
Seriously, what a dick.
>>30912738
He sounds pretty bummed out about it himself. The "joy" of working on a toy commercial.
>>30912738
it was a raffle made by hasbro at the con for people who bought VIP passes you idiot. jim had no say in the matter.
>>30912756
Serves him right for running his mouth making promises despite having zero power or authority to back them up.
He shat his own bed, now he has to lie on it. It's his own problem and fault if this causes him trouble or depression.
Found an old hard drive that contains a bunch of images I saved from 2012's /mlp/.
I'm gonna post them for your enjoyment or discussion or nostalgia/whatever.
>>30910548
>starting with Ticket
I'm not sure if this is the greatest start to a nostalgia thread, or the worst.
What have you done to my friend? I knew he browsed 4chan but then I found out he went here and has a "waifu"
He's in love with a fucking horse now, he's obsessed. What did you do to him and how can I get him back to being normal?
The picture is just what came up when I searched my little pony waifu. I don't have a pillow like it.
>>30909879
Your friend has ascended my friend.
The question is...
When will you?
>>30909879
Who is the horse that he's in love with?
>He's in love with a fucking horse now, he's obsessed.
Sounds like he's a healthy, well-adjusted person. I commend your friend and support him, regardless of his choice in waifu.
>What did you do to him and how can I get him back to being normal?
I think you should give your friend the freedom to love what he wants. Maybe you will even find a pony to love too!