Alright boys if there's one thing that one thread the other night has taught me is that there's something not quite right with /mlp/. I ain't gunna pretend to know what it is, ain't been here in a hot minute but now that I'm back it's a huge change from how it used to be. Making this thread so we can talk about what it might be and how we might fix it. Get your asses in here.
>>29815833
we are into hiatus, once the show starts again this will be board you are searching for.
>>29815833
I posted this
BRING BACK THAT THING I USED TO LIKE, DAMMIT!
Fucking newfags don't know about my thing, it was the best. Not to mention it had ponies!
I have a few questions for you femanons who browse /mlp/ - do you get off on images of the female characters being used as cock sleeves? Specifically, of them being taken in the mouth and/or ass, destined to provide pleasure for the males but tactfully denied orgasmic release themselves? Do you have a specific pony/Equestria Girl you clop to? Do you own and Bad Dragon toys?
>>29814325
>femanons
Kill yourself
>>29814325
HURRRRR PUT ME IN DA CAP TOO
>>29814331
>no grillz on the interbuttz
Kill yourself.
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 190! Time for one last big story, and it all comes home!
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>Appul is for sexual
>>29803978
with big mac
>>29803978
YOUR MOTHER IS FOR SEXUAL
Old thread
>>29709676
If /mlpol/ manages to last past day 3, then I'll open a Nightly sister thread for political discussion and lewds of Twilight.
>>29787907
Twilight is a filthy slut and is even more of a town bicycle than Rarity is.
>>29787960
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
The Girls Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
NEW!!! Discord:
https://discord.gg/DRhfXBE
Old Shattered Gem:
http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29713317
You can't stop best Dazzle from being first.
Gotta love the fish pussy.
>>29778053
Curses my plan backfired
>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
>"You are just a human after all."
>"Nobody expects anything out of you."
>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."
Live:
"Obsession" by Sea Urchin http://pastebin.com/5ECNnjxF
Dead:
"Magicless Anon" by MSG http://pastebin.com/VbAKPiVJ
"ArtifactAnon" by Anonymous http://pastebin.com/RCnBBA90
"Anon's horn problem" by Anonymous http://pastebin.com/pwaq7a3L
"Anon's Bizarre Adventures" by Ritefrend http://pastebin.com/Fsm9pvU2 Forgot something there fella
Previous thread: >>29664605
>>29731774
OP is another trace job by the way
>29731788
We need Lord Dubs!
>op not dubs
meme magic story deserves better.
>ongoing
Brave and Vannie - http://pastebin.com/8E2vAnyi - http://pastebin.com/PqiY52Zi
Careful's Charge - http://pastebin.com/CkZbn3E6
Magic and Mud - http://pastebin.com/mTAB4nnE
Finding It - http://pastebin.com/QxyZ3BfR
Feather Scarf - http://pastebin.com/u4HbciFL
>ded
Sniper Anon - http://pastebin.com/3eN6HitC
Silver Star - http://pastebin.com/ggWTgWeK
Meadow Stockade - http://pastebin.com/kWgzxg5d
Copper Wing - http://pastebin.com/x8UJTEhz
Anon’s Regiment - http://pastebin.com/ruhuxiA6
>random
"Sir, Yes Sir!" - http://pastebin.com/9WeeGgq7
Duty Bound - http://pastebin.com/WfLZh5EW
Anon Pointedly Does Not Get Sex with a Guard - http://pastebin.com/zi1KcnVC
Sirdubs: http://pastebin.com/ZVfta6Ti
Spankybat: http://pastebin.com/Q7viBeuf
>Remember, no homo.
Previous thread: >>29635784.
first for bat
looking back. I really should have moves some of those ongoing to the ded section.
>>29726382
Sadly, yeah. Just do it next thread, they might show up in this one before it finishes.
The Queen Chrysalis and Changeling thread.
The "How dare you let the thread die?" edition
Previous thread:
>>29606868
/bug/ pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/PjB4LKgd
Discord Chat:
https://discord.gg/raXueZA
IRC Chat:
irc.canternet.org on port 6666 at #bugpone
To connect to the /bug/ IRC chat, go to https://client.canternet.org/ and join #bugpone
IF YOU HAVE AN EXTERNAL CLIENT, then to connect to canternet, you join the host irc.canternet.org through port 6666, then join #bugpone as normal.
>Allez les Bugs!
>>29663697
I wish to lick and rub her goose like neck
>>29663745
ikr?
MOVIE TEASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvbowl8_k4Y
Friendship is Magic #52 is still storytimed here!
>>29718363
Trixie and the Razzle-Dazzle Ruse is still storytimed here!
>>29619093
Ponies can frequently get roped into other ponies' situations, whether asked to or by just being in the general area. How often does it reveal new hobbies and interests to them? Nopony in Ponyville seemed to recognize Twilight's costume on that Nightmare Night, but there were a fair few of them in costumes of their own for the Star Swirl travelling museum. Part of that's just the fun of dress-up, but maybe she made an impact? Think she explained it further for them after that night? Just how well do they all share their enthusiasm?
>>29813133
Previous thread.
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled Up -Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map.
703: A Flurry of Emotions -After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!
704: Rock Solid Friendship -When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.
705: Fluttershy Leans In -Fluttershy is determined to make her career dreams come true with the help of some very special ponies. But when her true vision is not being executed properly, she must find a way to stand up and fight for her ideas.
706: Forever Filly -When Rarity surprises Sweetie Belle with a special day together filled with all of her favorite activities, she quickly learns that her little sister is no longer the little foal she used to be.
707: Parental Glideance -When Rainbow Dash's parents discover she's a Wonderbolt, they show up at every event to cheer her on. However, their unabashed enthusiasm proves to be rather embarrassing and pushes Rainbow Dash to the brink.
708: Hard to Say Anything -When the Cutie Mark Crusaders discover that Big Mac has his first crush, they vow to help him win Sugar Belle’s heart before Feather Bangs does it first.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
>Foals
It's time /mlp/
http://en.akinator.com/
>>29816537
>>29816537
IT HURTS
>>29816537
>asks if character is an animal
>asks if it has feet
Akinator is a furshit
Unicorn are a master race, prove me wrong!
They are but nazis are cucks and don't deserve to be associated with unicorns
>>29817357
>nurrr muh /mlpol/!!1
>>29817359
>nazis are cucks
Buttblasted Jew detected.
it reveals nothing, but wow: the animation is neato
>1: go to facebook
>2: add this /mylittlepony/videos/432901730392021/
>3: see the video
>4 have your rant bellow
>>29810860
>using facebook
Lmk when its posted on jewtube.
>cannot see Fluttershy in the teaser
DROPPED
Wtf is this shitty thing. I hope the movie won't look like this.
Friendship is Magic #52 is still storytimed here!
>>29718363
Trixie and the Razzle-Dazzle Ruse is still storytimed here!
>>29619093
What kinds of big plans does Applejack have for the farm this year? Yields seem to have been good of late despite some unexpected setbacks and Sweet Apple Acres can at least count on some helpful friends to lend a hoof. But it's still unwise to outpace the general labor, as well. Maybe more efficient techniques? Another round of barn remodeling?A small rock garden gifted from some distant cousins?
>>29803277
Previous thread.
>country filly
who's ready for some hugs!
>>29808876
Stupid mayate'
Would you adopt a little filly, /mlp/?
>>29805359
Yes. But only a unicorn.
>>29805359
of course, but only after I get my blood heir.
>>29805359
>adopt
>not kidnap
I have a dungeon where all little fillies go to get struggle snuggled violently.