>>29839465
Your mom could've prevented you from making all these terribad autistic threads if she'd just swallowed you
>>29839465
>"I'm a Princess, Anon!"
>>29839470
B-but we are leshun, anon! Internet told me p-people fear leshuns!
Which human is the most Breedable?
Inb4 the nigger who always takes the time to hate on equestria girl threads shows up
>no hoovesI actually had to force down bile when I saw that image.
>>29839403
The one who's actually a pony.
that Glimmer will eventually become a princess
>>29839394
>>29839400
No, she will NOT! She'll be transfer to EQG world!
>she's
>not
>real
>>29839373
>tfw no marefriend
Hello welcome to /mlp your main source of horsefuckers, can i take your order please?
>>29839336
i'd like one good horsecock pls
>>29839336
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>29839336
>He trots toward you, ever so slowly
>An average sized stallion, covered in grimy white armor from head to hoof and everything in-between
>A bascinet covers his face, nothing but two eye holes show that there's a face behind the mask
>He stumbles a bit, every few steps, though his gait is slow and mostly steady
>A plume of red stands tall on top of his helmet, a sign of some sort of military
>He looks like a royal guard, but from the small amount of history you know, they haven't worn that style of armor for 300 years
>A grimy and discolored red cross stands out on his chest, a beacon of healing for both sides on any battlefield
>You call to him, his head slowly turns its gaze to you
>What you see makes your eyes widen in surprise and disgust
>You don't know how you missed it, it was pretty obvious even from where you were standing
>There, right where his pauldron met his chestplate, a large ballista bolt is embedded in his body
>Jesus Christ! You can see it sticking out from his undercarriage!
>You hurry over to help him out, not noticing the growing smell of rot and decay as you move closer to the wounded stallion
>You do notice however when his pace quickens to a canter, then a full on gallop
>He's only about 10 yards away when you realize something important
>The bolt is embedded straight through his heart
>You stop, though he keeps the same pace
>The distance between you growing ever closer
>You slowly back away as you notice the smell of decay in the air, a putrid odor
>You turn around and it turns into a full on sprint
>You run and run as the heavily armored thing gallops behind you
>You remember something Twilight told you once, something she read in a book
>The undead, corpses given life by magical means
>With renewed vigor you sprint towards Ponyville, an angry undead hot on your heels the entire time
>Only one thought enters your mind as you run
>You hope Twilight knows what to do
>>29839332
I am issuing you a cease and desist on use of the red cross. Our intellectual property is not to be used for entertainment purposes.
>>29839341
Cease and desist my ass nigger
>>29839332
Which m6 was the cutest filly?
Applejack hands down
>>29839232
Spike is ironically the cutest of them all.
As much as I despise her you gotta admit that Rainbow Dash is the cutest
I like my fillies like I like my coffee
>>29839103
Watery and covered in white stuff?
>>29839103
Hot and inviting
>>29839103
Bitter and keeping you up all night with not a hint of sweetness inside of them?
What happens when a pony boops her nose too much?
>>29838040
Gas all Glimmerfags
>>29838040
OP develops a sickness known as 'Please stuff my mouth and asshole with niggerdicks' and it looks like you've a very advanced case of it.
>>29838040
Kill yourself glimmershitter.
What did they mean by this?
>>29837960
Starlight Glimmer catches on fire (hence literal shining for a gag) and everyone is happy about it because Glimmer is a communist bitch
SOMEONE'S GETTING WINGS
>>29837960
It means this.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Go here, what you get is the power you've been granted
Could you even defeat the Power Ponies?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Refining
Why would I want to defeat the power ponies?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Manipulation
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Answer_Manipulation
Could the power ponies defeat me? No.
>5 DAYS
>5
SHOW ME YOUR HYPE FACE
>>29837821
for what?
/mlp/, when is the crusade beginning against all Glimmerfags? When will we swipe this scum from the fandom forever. DEUS VULT! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxBG_I1Vssg
NYX VULT
>>29837578
CRUSADE AGAINST THE UNTERMENSCH OF THE FANDOM!!!
>>29837573
>>29837578
>>29837584
If you could stop samefagging and falseflagging that would be great. Most people don't give a fuck about glimmer either way
Are fetishes a thing in Equestria?
And many unrealistic fantasies can they replicate?
>>29837518
Short answer is no. It's a kid's cartoon so fetishes would not exist in such a world
>>29837525
There's nothing non-child friendly about wanting to shove a pony down my dickhole and digest them into fertile cum that may or may not be used appropriately.
>>29837540
Humorous non sequitur anon. Your comedic genius knows no limit
Do ponies drink coffee?
>>29837389
Yeah, doesn't that pic prove they do.
>>29837399
That's not a real pic
>>29837401
if it's not real then how did you post it?