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Which CMC would be the most fun in bed?
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>>29856098
You mean like pillow fights and scary stories?
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>>29856098
>Sweetie Belle when you don't have an erection
>"OH COME ON!"
>well...that's worked
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No kidding, Scootaloo. Insecure girls try harder. Also dat pegasus athleticism. I bet she'd be willing to wear a rainbow wig, too.
>the writers don't watch the show
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>>29855574
I feel like I have to make a choice.
Choose to ignore glimposters
Or be just as every bit as obnoxious as them but only targetting them.
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>>29855574
>Gauntlet of Fire: Twilights is peacefully relaxing with Tia like they're old friends
>No Second Prances: Twilight is suddenly terrified of Tia
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>>29855633
Those were two very different situtations
That said >>29855574
DYEWTS? And learn to use proper English you dumbfuck; you ask for Evidence that backs up the Notion that the writers don't watch the show or read the supplemental material. Of course there's no "factual" way we can prove it; the writers will never admit it and no one has been spying on them 24/7 for the last 6 years to be able to tell that they have never even tried. However we can easily infer the idea from the glaring discrepancies in the media.
I'll give you an example, it's from the comics, but these are the kind of discrepancies that appear in the show constantly in the newer seasons:
>Twilight doesn't want to use magic to harm the bull cowboys who are harassing Applejack to take over her uncle's pepper farm
>A few issues later, Twilight uses her magic to harm a group of gypsies who stole RD's wings
>Several issues before, she had used magic to harm and stop a group of pirates from kidnapping her for ransom.
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I think that you're rather unique. Perhaps you're something new and if you'd like to oblige I'd like to get to know you
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Anon please it still hurts
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>>29855405
You seem fundamentally fun! I feel like being your friend. Let's see the big city sights and find how well we blend.
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>>29855422
I'll make you hurt.
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Last one got 404, post your apples
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silly pony
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wet pone
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"Did ya really mean it when you said Ah was beautiful anon?"
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>"It's ok if you can't do magic, Anon."
>"You are just a human after all."
>"Nobody expects anything out of you."
>"Just leave the hero work to us. We'll bring you back a souvenir."
Live:
"Obsession" by Sea Urchin http://pastebin.com/5ECNnjxF
"Magicless Anon" by HK-47 http://pastebin.com/GGMNC8h7
"Magicless Anon's Adventures" by Bits https://pastebin.com/X5YrqfvR
Dead:
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"Anon's horn problem" by Anonymous http://pastebin.com/pwaq7a3L
"Anon's Bizarre Adventures" by Ritefrend http://pastebin.com/Fsm9pvU2 Forgot something there fella
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Fuck, didn't link previous bread
>>29731774kill me now
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>>29832959
>that photo
Wtf was that? DELET THIS. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>It has been about a week since your arrival into Ponyville. You can barely express in words the amount of awe and excitement you felt when you arrived. Perhaps, you thought, this was your personal heaven. It’s nothing less than what you ever dreamed about.
>Twilight’s done her best to help you fit in with everyone, but you know not everyone is as accepting.
>You’ve been staying at her castle and met her friends, which you decided not to reveal any of your knowledge about.
>You explained your situation the best you could, and that you wouldn’t want to go back under any circumstances. Your arrival here is just as much as a mystery to them as it is to you.
>You’re sitting in the kitchen with Twilight, who has made you dinner.
>You take a bite of one of the several vegetables on your plate. You really are going to miss eating meat.
"Surely I could at least do SOMETHING with magic."
>"You have the magic of friendship! Friendship is it's own type of magic here in Equestria. So maybe you aren't as magic-less as you thought."
>You scoff and cross your arms.
"Thanks for trying to cheer me up."
>You turn away from her and sigh.
>She stands up from her side of the table and trots over to you, pulling up a chair to sit by you. She rests her hoof on your shoulder.
>"You'd be surprised at what all you can do without magic."
>You sit down your fork, turning your attention away from your food to her.
"...Like?"
>"Well, like many things! You could become a teacher, or you could do other normal jobs. It's not like every job in Equestria needs magic."
"Eugghhh... It's not that, Twilight. I just feel like I'm missing out on something. I’ve never experienced real magic before."
>Twilight thinks for a moment before speaking.
>”Well, I suppose you could try alchemy. Of course, you would have to do a lot of studying. I'm sure I could teach you a thing or two. How's that sound?"
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The Pro Wrestling lifestyle, one that involves a lot of chaos and change up and down. You have decided to partake in it, for reasons unmentioned to anypony else.
Maybe you just want all the bits? Maybe you just want the fame? Maybe you just want to be noticed? Maybe some combination of all three?
The Equestrian Wrestling Entertainment is the top company in all of Equestria, though who doesn't know that? It's got so many known ponies involved in it already. The Princesses, The Elements of Harmony, for some reason Sombra is a part of it. You question why that is, but wrestling logic is wrestling logic.
Anyways, you're there for one reason, you've been called in for the opportunity to sign a contract. Undoubtedly, you're going to have to work your way up from the bottom to the top. It's going to be quite the mountain for you to climb. The friends and enemies you form will be key to how your trip goes. You can be the biggest hero in EWE, or the biggest villain. The choice is up to you.
But, wait a second, something here in the info box of the contract sent to you is missing. You'd better fill that in before you get to the Chairman. You don't want to be fired before you even start working now, do you? The Chairman of the EWE is like that.
Last Time on EWE:
>Celly and Chryssi blew up the Promo Room in their fight.
>You furthered friendships with Best Scout.
>Also, you watched Starlight beat up Derpy in a match.
>You almost attacked her in the locker room, but apparently she's trying to help Trixie.
>After that, you encountered Chrysalis.
>Thankfully Best Scout stopped it from becoming an actual fight.
>Also, You, Scout, and Derpy watched a crazy four on four match.
>Trixie almost tried to kill EWE Champion Nightmare Moon with a Steel Chair.
>After that insane match, Lyra dragged you off.
>Now you're learning about Anthropology.
>And yeah, jars aren't really made for Hooves.
>SO WHY DO PONIES KEEP MAKING THEM?
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"Well, I mean they aren't made by Ponies for sure, but what about Diamond Dogs, Dragons, Gryphons... all those other races?"
>She looks at you, giving a light chuckle.
>"If that was true, then why are ponies making them in Equestria to be used by mostly ponies? It's not like we import jars from the Griffon Kingdom or the Dragon Lands. I mean, we must've been making jars for a long time, just no pony's thought to make them differently because that's how it's always been. Maybe we weren't the first one to make jars and instead got jars from some other race?"
>You stare at her for a few seconds, thinking. The whole thing sounds a bit weird, but understandable.
>"We either found the original jar from a past civilization and decided to use it, or... well... we did live with those humans in one point at time. I'm not entirely sure myself, but I'm aiming to find out. That's what my paycheck here's mostly going to. Research into Anthropology."
>Seems like other ponies aren't just here for the EWE Title.
>Though you're here partially for that and the feeling of the crowd, right?
>Or is it the money?
>You aren't too sure.
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Yeah, I fucked up spelling Gryphon/Griffon seperately, because I keep reading it spelled different ways, not in MLP, just in general.
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Post shit you remember from the old /mlp/ days.
I've been away from this board for a while (and the show) and I wanna remember the good/bad times we had in this cancerous place.
I remember stupid shit like
>Topf
>Shrek being the climax toe every story
>That thread about some tranny horse
>Kid anon in equestria
>threads talking about that netflix movie about bronies
>lots of pretty good greentext stories
>depressed anon stories where he fails suicide
>fucked up stories about anon doing shit to CMC
>celestia is your mom
Seen a lot, most of these might still be around desu, but I wouldn't know since I've been gone, but yeah. I also remember those pony thread simulators on yt which I believe is still ongoing actually.
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>>29869962
>Hub
I would give my life savings to relive 2011.
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>>29870069
Funny, I'd do the same, but for 2013
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>>29870113
2011 was the peak year of the fandom. Why would you want to rewind to a year of degradation?
Life stuff and vent + General art
Here's my story
>be OP
>drawfag
>spend 5 years perfecting a skill
>bcs mlp
>art anchorite, ignore social life
>meet a local female drawfag, 6/10 looks, 8/10 art , socially autistic but so am I
>go out on a couple of dates, both awkward and cheesy af.
>"fuck, OP don't do it"
>unconditionally develops feelings for her
>"now you've fucked up"
>tries to forget about female, duty comes first
>Keeps on masturbating your art skills everyday
>female drawfag gains interest in another male drawfag
>fuck
>female drawfag leaves country to meet male drawfag
>get cucked, feelings are taking a diahareea all over inside of my head and heart
>feels shitty
>"-Oh hi OP" small talk with female and male drawfags, now together in other country
>feels shittier
>looks back at life
>no friends, no gf, living on auto-pilot
>"at least I can draw cartoon horses"
How about you anon? How's your life?
Also general drawthread, I'll keep dumping art here, feel free to request and Join if you're also an drawfag
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Season 1 was the worst season of the seriesFight me
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>>29864348
shift click
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>>29864348
It's "ok" like every season.
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>>29864348
this should be a bannable offense, not even joking
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This is some bomb ass tea, Anon
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>"Don't drink too much tea, Shiny, you have to save room for the peetzer!"
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>>29862565
>Cadence looks wistfully to the side, lost in thought, as Shining greedily slurps his drink.
>"Shining never has a second cup of tea at home..."
Later on, he's violently ill, complaining he never should have that second cup of tea...C'mon, someone get this reference...
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Whos fucking idea was it to air the season premiere on the EASTER WEEKEND?
It's the one weekend where nobody will have time to watch it live. We'll all be busy spending our weekends with our wives and kids.
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>>29861132
This is obvious bait, but I'm doing stuff for easter and definitely have time to wake up and watch it on Saturday. Social events don't need to be on a strict schedule, that's retarded. And even so, this is far more important that my family.
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>3dpd
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>>29861132
>[mass meme reply quoting our wives and kids]
>zoomed words in screencap edit
>appears in a mysterious "best of /mlp" thread created tomorrow
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TOMORROW FAGS!!
TOMORROW!!
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S7 will be best season ever
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NEW EPISODE
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It hurts.
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Hasbro will never be openly progressive.
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is the hearts and hooves one legit?
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>>29860101
I want to ejaculate semen inside their vaginas.
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>>29860116
Yeah it was on the FB.
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MLPFEMTORPG -- Mother of all Threads
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2017-04-14 01:51:28
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Equestrian Dungeon: Remote Edition
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Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Version: 2.7
Recent updates: Heartbeat mechanism implemented. Rack up those combos!
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
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>>29858957
Posts from last week:
The Crimson Druid cast a spell!
Four Dense Skeletons joined the battle!
>>29833563
Fruitanon cast Winds of Healing, lv.3 on himself!
Fruitanon recovered 17 HP!
>>29833480
>Krono flew into the Crimson Druid as fast as possible, and slashed at the enemy's head with the Bat-tle Axe! It seemed to not have any sort of special effect... (6 dmg)
>>29833706
>Jack Frost cast Levitation α on the Ballbreaker! It continues to spin...
>>29833734
>Useless cast Horizontal Chain on the Crimson Druid! The enemy was knocked backwards! (13 dmg total)
>>29833441
>Suitcase attacked the Crimson Druid with the Royal Spontoon, right between its legs! It seemed to have no special effect. (6 dmg)
>>29833488
>Morky cast Levitation α on his shield, and flung himself at the Crimson Druid! He was not able to topple the enemy, but he dealy rudimentary damage. (3 dmg)
Dense Skeleton A is ready to go!
Dense Skeleton B is ready to go!
Dense Skeleton C is ready to go!
Dense Skeleton D is ready to go!
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>>29859043
Using the last bit of levitation enegry, and a running start, launch the super spin ball into the Druid.
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>>29859043
Shoot A.