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>>29883977
whats funny is youre being ironic but i genuinely think this.

>>29883977
>Equestria Girls
You've gone too far this time.

>>29883977
The shills are just growing more and more desperate with each new trash tier episode. They try to scream louder and louder, during their shilling orgies.
And with such a low quality premiere, which is now even a two fucking singles, because of literally no effort given this time, they've hit a new whole milestone on trying to shill that pure degradation and decay of a series.

>>29883964
I want to touch her butt

>>29883964
what do you mean? other than blatant attempts at making meme faces they seem normal, this in particular looks normal

>>29883964
i feel the same
something not right with our timeline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jf9HUHY0YQ

>>29883764
Back to 2012 with you

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>>29883764
>Trollface
The good old days.

>>29883705
Too late, this is the Glimmer show now

>>29883705
Remove Glimmer and I'm sure Twilight will be relevent

>>29883708
I have no problem with that. I just can't stand the fact I never fulfilled the promise I made to my daughteru.

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>>29883540
NO U
WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT, FAGGOT?

>>29883952
cock vore you, obviously.

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>>29883952

>>29883519
What about people who used to like the show?

>>29883519
Sure thing Hasbro shit eater.
More Equestria girls for you, son?
More "same characters but they act all retarded and out of character because the old cast left ages ago and suits write most episodes anyway"
More "it is good for the show because it brings money for the suits"

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If you don't like upcoming characters you also hate the show

pic related

>>29883422
so it's a portal...to itself?

>>29883422
Looks more like goatse.

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>>29883425
Indeed it is, newbie!

>>29883363
Dude looks like he's got many stories to tell.
I like that dude.

>>29883363
And it ends, with the movie.
Then the show just subtly turns into Starlight Glimmer.

>>29883363
The lied.

>>29883265
For a moment I thought my computer decided to play a mainstream radio station

>>29883265
Unironically the best part of the episode. I think I've listened to it about 30 times already.

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>Reused animation and lyrics at the end

I hope Hasbro stops this trend

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>>29883262

C|T|

c\_/

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Discords dick is too far into Fluttershy to care romantically about anyone else, that being said I think he just wanted to help Twilight, in his own Discordy way of course

I love how It's been years since Discord was reformed and yet he's still autistic and in denial about helping others directly

Discord knew Twilight didn't have a plan for Starlight so he trolled her really hard so that she would snap and go talk to Celestia about it
It's cute

>>29883125
>I think he just wanted to help Twilight, in his own Discordy way
This.

>>29883125
>"I was hoping you would send her to my realm"
What he mean with that?

>>29883125
No. Discord just loves to fuck with twilight. He's done it over and over again. In the end it's for her benefit in a strange sort of way. Rewatch just about every discord episode, and you'll see that discord fucking with twilight is pretty much status quo for him. I think he cares deeply about twi, but not romantically.

better than anypony else

>>29883092
after All Bottled up is it possible to like her unironically?

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>>29883092
She's the best choice, we all know how terrible Glim glam was she would have started WW3 glimmerkins.

Could the anon who posted this green continue? Here's the Start:

>You're friends aren't around to hang out at school today.
>Bulk Biceps is bulking his biceps obsessively.
>"Normal" Norman is suspended for hate speech.
>Soarin is at home vomiting his way through a stomach bug.
>Braeburn is probably recovering from another fight with the people who keep calling him gay.
>And lastly, Flash Sentry is probably debating about calling Sunset while crying into his pony body pillow… again.
>That leaves you, the only remaining member of the "lame six" here.
>A random and regular autist, just like everyone else in your group.
>Sure Norman can almost pass off as normal, Braeburn is only with you guys because he got hooked on your antics after the rumors made him a fellow social reject, Bulk could actually get girls if he just worked on his legs along with his arms, Soarin would be knuckle deep in either Rainbow Dash or Spitfire if he could just pick up how into him they were, and Flash can go right back to being a normie if he got over his horsey ex-girlfriend.
>But you're a regular 4chan autist, so nameless that your fucking name is Anonymous.
>Your family says you'd look good if you just took care of yourself, but you think that's bullshit.
>Even if you did, you're so spergy you can't even talk to girls, you just stutter and make a mess of things.
>At least you have your fellow autists to keep you company.
>Except for today, leaving you all alone at your locker.
>You'd already had what little books you needed from it, as a matter of a fact for your next class doesn’t really need that many books, so you just keep them in your bag.
>As well, your class is just a bit down the hall from your locker, you’re really only standing in front of it because you don’t want to be the first person in the class and making yourself at all noticeable.

>>29882912
>So here you stand, awkwardly, in front of your open locker, waiting for the most inconspicuous time to enter class, and trying to look like you're doing something other than mentally practicing how to talk to people.
>Little do you know, someone has her sights on you, someone you're about to find out has much more in common with you than you think.
>Poor little Fluttershy, the shyest girl in the whole school, has seen your many moments of creepy lonely contemplation, and has gone from being empathetic to developing somewhat of a crush on you.
>Today, her friend Rarity has driven the point home to her that if she's ever going to get an opportunity to talk to you, it has to be now, while your band of other weirdos isn't around to protect you from the wiles of femininity.
>Fluttershy, despite being quite pretty, and among some circles rather desirable, is unfortunately about as adept at talking to boys as a parrot is.
>That is to say, she can creepily squeak out some words while her pupils dilate in strange ways.
>In order to initiate communication with you, rather than just asking you out, maybe with an offering of a love letter or some chocolates like those mongoloid cartoons you love so much, she has instead chosen to craft an elaborate scenario where she will lull you into a false sense of security, and, in your vulnerable moment, you will politely accept her request to have a date at the park.
>It all begins with her getting you to carry her books.
>She shuffles herself behind you, already dreading her decision and fully expecting herself to fuck something up.
>But she has that feeling, that feeling when you go so far along some stupid fucking plan that you feel you can do nothing but continue.
>”U-um, e-excuse me,” she mutters.
>You continue to stare into the confines of your locker, not noticing her soft whispers on account of your complete and utter focus on how you’re eventually going to school Flash on why everything he likes is shit.

>>29882922
>”E-excuse me,” Fluttershy says, now a bit too loudly. Already, she feels her heart thundering within her chest, and she fears she will soon start hyperventilating.
>You jerk out of your reverie, and spin around, knocking your shoulder into your locker door and slamming it shut with a loud BANG.
>Fluttershy flinches at the noise, and your eyes widen when you see one of the cutes girls in school is trying to talk to you.
>You feel the spaghetti begin to accumulate in your pockets, and Fluttershy is feeling no better.
>"B-boy you sure are strong Anon," she half-mutters, mentally kicking herself for saying something so stupid.
>"Y-you think you can m-maybe help me carry my b-books,” she forces herself to continue. An awkward pause proceeds her statement, before she quickly rushes to add in “I-if you want to."
>Fluttershy has now begun to hyperventilate as you process what she just said.
>She only has one book, one really big book, specifically an oversized copy of the novella “Animal Farm”.
>She goes to the same class as you right now, and that’s not even the book you’re supposed to be reading.
>You glance up at the bow in her hair, and the idea reaches your head she may be flirting with you.
>Rather than deny this, for some reason your mind instead accepts this and leaps into full panic mode.
>You attempt to reign it in before you do something stupid.
>You just gotta’ play it cool and get through this alright, and either you’ll get her off your back, or have a date with a qt.
>Win/win, right?
>Great, let’s start.
“Marry me.”
>What a fuckin’ legend.
>Welp, you’re fucked.
>That’s fine, you can always move to a new place.
>You think China might be far enough.
>Hell, maybe you should just kill yourself.
>Yeah, that seems the best course of action, really gave yourself the best excuse right here.
>You wonder what’s the easiest wat to-
>”O-okay.”
>Ho lee fuck.
>She’s as bad as you are.

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>>29882680
Take random amounts of cocaine for 2 years. Live off of bread and water. Steal money for more coke when needed.
There you go.

>>29882689
How about Meth? I heard it makes you write alot, but that the quality is shit tier.

>>29882680
Just watch Animaniacs and Tiny Toons on re-run then do the complete opposite of what made them good to begin with.

Oh and by the way it's Mike Vogel, not the writers or directors.