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That was great. MLP is back on track

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This is a series where there are mythological beasts everywhere, magic is real, a princess lived on the moon for a thousand years, the god of chaos was turned into a lawn ornament, and nearly every place name is a ridiculous pun on a real world location, and yet the most unbelievable thing in the whole series is that this guy and this bitch remain married to each other.

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FOE thread. WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR THREAD edition.

[ALL THE LINKS WHO KNOWS WHERE IN THE ARCHIVE. ALL THE UPDATES ARE UNKNOWN]

What the hell happened with the threads? Alternative question; What others creatures from the Wasteland could be adapted for FOE, and how?

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Sunfags BTFO!

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>My goodness, Anon. I’ve caught a whiff of your genitalia, and by God, do they omit a most unpleasant odor. It’s a scent I’ve not seen since my days in the war, when we had to stand atop the bodies of the fallen in the trenches to escape the grasping mud beneath our hooves. It conjures imaginings of pain, of grotesque torture, of some of the most reviled concepts known to our kind. In short, your, erm, your pee-pee. It really stinks.
>I’ve no idea how and if you clean yourself, but whatever the circumstances, they are inadequate. You are revolting. This is an offense to the very notion of hygiene. God help you if Rarity caught this scent before I. I feel it is my moral duty, no, my existential duty, to assist you. Yes, Anon, I’d like to help you with your predicament. I know the solution for this problem, and if you’d let me employ it, you and I would be the only beings privy to this most embarrassing situation.
>So, what say you, Anon? Would you like me to help clean your stinky pee-pee?

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Really makes me think....

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We choose between:
Mane6, Princesses, Starlight and Trixie (and between all main guys if you're a fag)

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Why in the FUCK is EQG still not fucking banned.
This is the PONY BOARD
P O N Y
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Not the ayy lmao Monster High ripoff abomination board

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>"Phew! Your pee-pee really stinks, Anon!"
>>29852615
Recap: You're Anon. You're being hounded by a mint-colored pony who thinks your penis stinks. You're currently in your yoga teacher's office where he told you a creepy story about his sister and gave you a belt for a present. Class is about to start. Time to learn the skills you'll need to suck your own dick...

You stiffly walk out of Johan's office and fumble with the belt he strapped around your waist. The magnetic clasp is actually quite powerful and resists removal but you mange to pry it off. It's too gaudy, definitely not something you'd ever buy on your own despite its quality material. Neat design, though, kinda like metallic snakeskin. You clasp it back on your waist with a sigh and walk down the hallway into the gym.

>"What?! He's here?!"

>"Yeah! I think he's talking with Johan. Oh! There he is now!"

Fug. You should have known she'd be here. Lyra, who was standing next to Blossomforth stares at you with disbelief. Blossomforth, still in her stretching stance on the floor, looks between you and Lyra with surprise.

>"UNBELIEVABLE!"

>"W-what's wrong? You two know each other?"

>"Uh, YEAH. I guess we do. Isn't that right, ANON?"

The few other students in class stand silently off to the side and stare at you both. You don't need this shit today.

"Christ. Sigh. Lyra? What are you doing here?"

>"My FRIEND, Blossomforth, INVITED ME to join this class with her! If I'd known YOU and your stink-"

"DON'T. SAY IT."

>"Hmmph! I wouldn't have joined."

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Can we get another Equestria Girls antagonist that isn't a teenage girl? I'm thinking a crazy/corrupt superintendent who makes Principal Cinch and Filthy Rich looks like saints.

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HAPPY EASTER, /MLP/

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>Whatda think of that mr shit postin'

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No, my thread! >>29863474
Help reboot it! We need this story to keep going!

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>new writers don't watch the show
>new writers know nothing about established canon/backstory
>MMC was in the first half of the series so new writers probably don't know how Twilight ascended or even that she was ever a unicorn

It's only a matter of time before we see a flashback showing baby/filly Twilight with wings.