>Applejack: Hard working, responsible, great with kids
>Fluttershy: Responsible, great with kids
>Rarity: Hard working, responsible
>Pinkie Pie: Great with kids
>Twilight: Responsible
>Rainbow Dash:
>>30892891
Dash is great with kids. this is irrefutable. she's the perfect wife for rarity
>>30892891
>Twilight
>not great with kids
>>30892955
It's always different when it's someone else's kid
>You will never be able to visit Sunset Shimmer
>You will never be able to rock out with metalhead Sunset Shimmer
>You will never be dominated by Sunset Shimmer in a leather jacket
>You will never take Sunset Shimmer for a motorcycle ride.
I don't care. I want to have metal Sunset Shimmer as my girlfriend so bad.
>>30892886
>you will never have a girlfriend because you're attracted to pictures on the internet instead of real women
>you will die alone
>>30892886
Go see a wrestling match and put a red-yellow wig on Baron Corbin. He definitely got the motorcycle part covered.
>>30892914
man i bet sunset would love watching wrestling
Who's that pony?
>>30892796
KONO STARLIGHT DA
>>30892812
gesundheit
>ITT we make up names to bully the mane6
Twiglet Oinkle
Applehick
Lesbow Trash
Pinkle Pee
Fluttershit
Slut
>>30892549
>slut
why is rarity's name a low effort deal :^(
>>30892549
>slut
>>30892549
How old are you?
You wouldn't physically abuse your waifu... Would you?
>>30892542
only if she refused to swallow my semen.
>>30892542
'gentle abuse' is fine
>>30892542
Only if she didn't do her chores.
Let's talk magic. Where does it come from? How are spells made? How strong are unicorns really?
Whatever the case, I'm sure some of us are curious. Post theories or explanations regarding to magic.
>>30892356
most ponies are magically inept (iirc), so I guess they are kinda like human hands and ingenuity in some regards. unfortunately the show hates interesting things and never really gave us any explanation, but we do know that it's a study and requires practice.
>>30892395
>most ponies are magically inept
Magiclets when will they learn
Didn't Maud mention something about if someone got a hold of particular stones, one may be to rule Equestria? I'm probably over embellishing.
So does that mean magic stones or Crystals are made naturally as oppose to being enchanted?
Boy, I'll tell ya!
It sure is nice to meet someone who can tolerate my shitty unhealthy lifestyle.
Back when I lived with my parents it was always.
"Pinkie you should really get a job, pinkie you should really consider going to school, pinkie you shouldn't be sucking random colts dicks. Don't you want to save yourself for marriage?"
Pfffft what losers am I right buddy?
A real special somepony doesn't mind if you've taken a couple cocks in the pooper.
Or that you don't have a good job, or that you're in crippling debt because you always buy shit you don't need on credit.
And he especially doesn't care that you don't shower regularly.
Say you don't mind paying for my meal right?
>>30892352
It's unhealthy to project this much, OP
>>30892352
I want to eat pancakes covered in the massive amount of semen dripping from pinkie's asshole
>>30892352
Pinkie confirmed for being a Stacy who only wanted betas to buy her food.
Bad things are going to happen to sci-twi.
Lol wtf is she eating her own snot?
>>30892328
no they won't I will protect her
>>30892346
>Trying to protect a whore.
>ITT: Episode ideas that you would like to see but probably won't happen for one reason or another
Hard mode: Nothing sex or fetish related
A good episode
>>30892113
Discord and Maud go on an adventure to save Ponk
CMC are tired of being treated as kids, so they have Sweetie cast a spell that ages them up to adults. Hijinks ensue. Moral is that it's better to live in the moment of one's childhood rather than pine for adulthood, because adulthood sucks.
Bro, I think you're losing her.
Say something.
>>30891939
"You ever suck a golf ball through a water hose?"
>>30891944
Dinner=saved
>>30891939
>Spaghetti
>Lyra
No oats? Are you fucking daft?
>pegasi weigh less than unicorns and earth ponies because they have to be light to fly
They walk on clouds, I don't care how light you think Pegasi are they're not that light. Also Pegasi are ponies with the wings of vultures and the mobility of hummingbirds, there is no weight you can give them that will allow them to move the way they do. Plus the show itself has never implied that Pegasi are any lighter than other ponies.
What's the point of trying to use RL physics to try to justify a headcanon when there are obviously some very different physics at play?
>>30891730
They have magic, dipshit
>>30891730
Is a fucking kids show. Get a fucking life
>>30891756
That's the point.
"Twilight let's do it "
"Ok rainbow"
Wtf I hate twidash shit
Let's post all the twidash
Been awhile since we had a thread honoring one of the civil rights era's most prolific heroes. ITT post pictures of the Rever-I'm just kidding lads, ponies and weapons GO GO GO.
i for one welcome our deer fucking allies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY1XpTzLn0A
At the end of the day you are nothing but a bunch of cowardly, lazy, easily-impressionable /b/abies. You will always be the pawn of your own incompetence.
>>30891371
Who cares about Twilight when we have Glimmy
>>30891371
Said the guy who was too coward to travel to a convention to meet Mike Vogel.
>>30891388
Why would you want to? What would you even accomplish.
I really love this 'filly'
>>30891359
You're saying she's a colt?
>>30891362I could be. I could be saying futa. I could be saying herm, I could be saying trap. I could even be saying trans.
>>30891359
So you mean a foal???