Haha your penis is even smaller than mine Anon! And I'm a girl!
>>29924921
I want to suck her penis
>>29924930
I want her penis to suck you
>>29924921
>You will never stroke Flitters monster 16" cock
>You will never suck on her balls as her limp hot cock begins to twitch and throb against your face
>You will never make out with her puffy ponut as her huge, hot balls rest on your faceThese aren't my glasses
>She will never moan softly and do cute hoof kickies as you wrap your lips around her fat cock tip and begin to suck her off
>She will never arch up her back and instinctually try to hump her length into your throat
>You will never squeeze and rub her pear sized balls as you deep throat your little ponies monster dong
>She will never moan loudly, her soft little body quivering as she let's out rope after rope of hot sticky pony cum into your mouth as you try to swallow
>You will never cuddle with her after you lick clean all of her thick nut, her cock still throbbing and drooling strands of cum
Now that the dust has settled, what's your opinion on Flurry Heart?
>>29924766
We haven't seen enough of her to actually formulate an objective opinion.
>>29924766
shit design and its a baby that wont have much of a personality so only the concept and design matter, both of which are again, horrible.
>>29924766
Shitty cashgrab and ugly design. I don't care that she's an alicorn, but the oversized horn/wings/eyes make her really unappealing.
I had a dream last night with a few scenarios related to mlp. I'll share them if this thread doesn't die in 10 seconds. 'Till then, feel free to talk about any of yours, whether they're like the show, your wildest fantasy, or just plain wierd.
Had a dream a couple days ago where I got possessed, ended up dying and going to purgatory, and had t fight my way to important places from my past. Not exactly pony but ehh.
Pony dream I remember was fapping to pics on derpibooru.
Had a dream a couple nights ago where I was in a fanatic offshoot of the KKK. I was in some hotel area trying to kill someone, I don't think there was a reason. There was a big fight and then I got turned in a broodmare as a punishment.
I don't know, man.
Who is worst pony and who is best pony?
>>29924269
Worst pony is obviously your favorite
And the best is mine
>>29924318
what this guy said but with his.
>>29924269
Derpy and derpy
You get to turn any single object into a pony. The pony will retain all the capabilities of the object and will obediently allow you to use them when you need to use that object, but otherwise will act as their own sentient being.
What do you choose?
Huh, where's that scootaloo as toilet picture when you need it...
Though honestly glimmer as toilet would be a lot more fair and just
>>29923926
So servants? Like this pony is a dish washer, this one does laundry, this one cooks? I guess I'd try to treat them well. As a pleb it would feel kind of weird having slaves. I dunno about it, man.
>>29923926
I choose Mary the Anthro Mare.
Vinyl is a very beautiful pony. Given the chance, I'd marry and start a family with her, and of course listen to her wubs each night
Hella' gay.
>>29923870
Vinyl is a very beautiful pony. Given the chance, I'drapeher.
>>29903026
Let’s get hypothetical.
You’re a writer who’s been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.
Just one problem: no takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.
If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, to improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you’ve come to the right place. There are a few rules, however:
>Posting the story directly in the thread is preferred over a link to Pastebin, FiMFiction, etc.
>One story at a time.
>Don’t be a dick or asshole when reading or critiquing.
>All stories posted within the thread must be pre-written.
This thread’s purpose is to encourage writefags all over /mlp/ to write. We’re laid back here. Post what you want as long as it’s pone related. We’re not all “STOREEEYS ONLY!” We discuss topics such as writing techniques, interesting tropes, and bring forth story ideas. Let’s have fun.
>>29923808
Tips and links:
Writefags' Guild Discord Chat: https://discord.gg/XNM2tVS
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.
Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/
A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy
>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.
*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.
>>29923813
Here’s some more stuff that didn’t fit in the second post.
A couple writing podcasts:
http://www.writingexcuses.com/
http://typehammer.com/podcast/
An archive of how to write pretty much anything:
https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/
An idea generator:
http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-first-lines.php
A worldbuilding forum:
http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/
I figured I'd copy over this since there have been three or four people asking about it the last few threads. Though for the most part if people bother to come here they get the basic greentext correct.
>How does one into greentext?
Greentext is always second person, and almost always present tense. Every line except for the viewpoint character speaking is green. You don't have to restrict yourself to one sentence per line.
>Why does one into greentext?
To my knowledge, greentext stories were born from quest/CYOA threads. Since the audience was essentially roleplaying as the one making these choices, they were almost always written is second person (just like CYOA books).
Quotation arrows are one of the only forms of markup available on 4chan, so they were used liberally, which eventually settled into this pattern for stories.
If you want to write more typical prose, I've never seen anybody REEE'd at for it yet.
Since I'm at the top anyways, I'll repeat a warning that I've seen a lot of people saying Vhatug's tips for squash are inaccurate. Do some independent research if you give a shit.
>tfw have to post a whole new thread for one fucking update before I disappear for the weekend
Jew, I'm on eight hundred lines, just working on catching up to the part where things will be new for me. Not much to report, actually.
Nostalgia Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
List of related content: http://pastebin.com/JfNFvCxZ
Read this advice first:
https://www.anonpone.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160199
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160202
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/10160203
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997
Remember: Not everyone is bound to succeed
Previous Thread: >>29914092
everything is shit
Second for big mares are best mares.
Everything has the potential to get better. Also here is a butt.
How will you react do if they become a canon ship?
>>29923248
I really wouldn't care.
>>29923248
>>29923248
fucking autocorrect
TOMORROW'S EPISODE IS GOING TO BEalright
>Baby Cakes: Alicorn Edition
Dumb fucking mobileposter
>Implying anything after My Pretty Pony is canon
>>29922577
Ironic how Applejack is the oldest pony trademark and likeness in Hasbro history and yet she's the least popular pony across the entire brand.
>>29922577
I wouldn't say AJ is my favorite pone but she definitely has my respect for being the OG pone.
>>29923854
How did Hasbro manage to lose those copyrights anyway.
also I have been meaning to check out old stuff good to know where to start.
ITT: we post our personal headcanon.
*Sunset Shimmer whinnies when she orgasms.
*Shining Armor is regularly pegged by Cadence.
*Lyra and Sweetie Drops are just best friends.
*Ditzy Doo is Muffin's mom.
>>29922304
>Sweetie Drops
>Ditzy Doo
>>29922304
>Sunset Shimmer
who?
>>29922330
Gas this Glimmerfag
After almost 2 years of waiting, the time has come to finish BiscuitAnons fic "Equestrian Invasion"!
Biscuit is/was a writefag that started a fic called "Equestrian Invasion" in the late summer of 2013, but due to a few "complications" he stopped writing.
He was successfully summoned after a years hiatus, but soon disappeared once again, leaving the readers devistated. So we've taken it upon ourselves to finish this.
>you come to class after a night without sleeping
>you sit next to your desk tired as fuck
>the bell rings as you yawn
>after a few minutes the teacher comes in and behind her a new student
>the first thing you notice about the student is her rainbow-colored hair
>"class, i'd like you to meet our new student, Rainbow Dash"
>"Would you like to say a few words Rainbow?"
>"I don't really like talking to egg-heads"
>The teacher looks at her and whisper to herself" Great, another one"
>"There's a free table next to Anon, You will be sitting there from now on"
>By the time she sits next to you the teacher is already writing something on the board
>Then suddenly you hear
>"Hey, Pssst. Anon, You're not a Egg-Head right?
Previous writers:
>Dapper4
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Dapper4
>Jasse
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/JasseSwefag
>Sage
Pastebin:http://pastebin.com/u/Anon_Sage
>Horsefellow
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/HorseFellow
>Chelis
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/115816/the-girls
BiscuitAnons pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BiscuitAnon
If there are any more writers/artists out there who are up for a challenge, get in here!
Most, but not all of these stories start on day 4 (http://pastebin.com/jhAkSe84- line 605)
>Equestrian Invasion is a fic about Anon, who one day meets no other than Rainbow Dash in his classroom. As the days go, the rest of the mane 6 shows up in his school, and it becomes Anons task to help them get home.
>Will he succeed? will he get to cum inside Rainbow Dash? Find out after the break!
>>29922061
Another week, andother Eq.I thread.
So we've been down for the last, what- 4 weeks now?
Been busy as shit, again. Everything from Beer testing events and punk conserts to Easter and an HS get-together.Not to mention i've been a bit deflated since the death of /mlpol/
But i'm all free this weekend, and i'll be damned if i won't recover all that lost ground. So i'll buy a few pizzas tomorrow, shut myself in and pull 2 full dayersWith brakes for the new mulp, AoT and Samurai Jack episodes. Progress will be made.
Anyway, what have you fagmasters been up to?
>>29922061
Stop making these threads.
>>29922065
"I-it's just a scrath, i'm sure it'll stop in a minute"
>FS: "But what if it gets infected?! Right this way, mister!"
>She starts draging you towards the toilet
>RD: "I'm helping too!"
>They sit you down on the toilet, and start moisturizing a towel each under the tap, before sitting down on their knees on each side of you.
>TS: "Now, this might hurt just a teensy-weensy little bit..."
>What are you, 5 years old?
"Just do i-FFFFFFF"
>The warm water seeps down into your wound, and stings like a mother fucker
>No wonder they put that shit on the border.
>RD: "Aw don't be such a baby Anon"
"F-fuck, can't you just put me down instead?"
>FS: "Put.. down?"
"yeah, you know-"
>you stop yourself mid-sentence. If someone as meek as fluttershy doesn't know what "putting something down" means, you don't want to be the one explaining it to her.
"Never mind Flutters, just a figure of speech"
>FS: "O-okay. Wait there, I'll see if there's any alcohol in the cabinet..."
"I didn't take you for a drinker"
>Rainbow has a good chuckle
>Fluttershy takes the joke as well
>FS: "Very funny mister. Now where is that.."
>She starts digging around in the cabinet
>Just then you notice Rainbows fingers slowly walking up your right thigh
>This awakens the boner
>She's looking stright into your eyes
>Fuck me, Those big pink twinkling eyes...
>She bites her lip, as she gently rubs your crotch with her index finger.
>FS: "Aha! There you are!"
Say good night to my waifu :)
>>29921728
I don't see your hand anywhere in the pic.
>>29921728
Goodnight marshmallow pone
>>29921728
Sleep tight, Raribear