Why have we not had an episode with the whole Sparkle family?
>>29951014
Because no one cares about them.
I want an episode about Spike's or RDs family.
>>29951020
>RDs family
confirmed happening
>Spike's
you mean twilight sparkle and princess celestia.
>>29951014
They're all freaks
This is a Glim Glam.
Haven't seen the show in years. Its it true she joins the mane 6?
>>29950924
I can't wait until she becomes an Alicorn princess. So fucking awesome.
>>29950924
Why isn't she in her cuckshed where she belongs?
>I'm so fucked up.
>>29950907
Said no one ever.
>>29950907
I sure hope you finally bump off that one thread or threads that have you so mad, OP
>>29950907
Don't worry OP, we all are. Besides...It all returns to nothing.
>"Pocket Pones™ are the newest and greatest in A.I. companions! "
>"With the cutting edge robotics and programming you can now take your favorite little ponies wherever you go!"
>"They can talk with you, access the internet, perform basic chores, and even mimic basic magical capabilities!"
>"Better yet, each one is especially suited to help you with tasks related to that ponies personality."
>"Need help in school or a good study buddy? Pocket Twilight™ is the perfect friend!"
>"Want a friendly ear to hear you out and give you life advice? Pocket Celestia™ is there to listen!"
>"Have an important message to send but your phones dead? Pocket Derpy™ will get it delivered rain or shine!"
>"Solar powered with charges lasting up to thirty hours, always learning and adapting to you, and always eager to make you smile, Pocket Ponies™ are a must have!"
>Mutting the T.V. you quickly begin to dial the number on the screen.
"Hello? Yes, I would like to order a-"
Which pony do you order, and what do they do to help your life?
>>29950761
Fluttershy of course, because she is best pony.
Also this sounds a lot like RockmanEXE but with ponies.
>take my money
>>29950761
I order Twilight because patrician taste.
>>29950761
I'd order a harshwhinny and pitch her my business ideas. Hopefully she's a business mare and can legit give me advice.
What do your parents think about your MLP obsession?
I'm not a huge fan but my parents hate it. My mom says if I buy anymore MLP stuff she is going to throw it out.
My parents tried to take my MLP stuff but I took a dump in the middle of the living room and they've left it alone since.
>>29950359
please expand.
Obsession?
What do Earth Ponies have that Unicorns and Pegasi don't?
A criminal record
>>29950208
Unicorns have the highest crime rate and you know it.
>>29950378
No because they're smart enough to not get caught
I hate that we can't make a thread wondering what we're doing with our lives or if this show was ever really good in the first place because of all the shit-tier trolling and "We're all gonna die lmao" nihilism retardity. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, story time.
>be me
>introduced a friend to MLPFIM
>showed him s1
>he called it shit and called the characters bland cookie-cutter stereotypes that make dumb decisions to make the cliche plots happen
>told him to watch s2 because it gets better
>he did
>called it nothing special and pointed out how stupid discord was
>called Lesson Zero, my favorite episode, pointless idiot-plot crap.
>points out the similarities between this fandom and the moe fandom, and says a handful of good eggs that did charity shit when S2 was still new doesn't exactly affect the legions of idiots that only like the show because muh cute girls or the tards acting like everything we make/do/are is perfect or the greater number of tards acting like those tards give them the right to be entitled catty egofucks that think they're "Discerning".
>he then disses all the shit episodes and pointed out how most of the episodes are shit
>I defend show and fandom
>point out the lives it saved, mine included
>he asks why
>explain
>he laughs and points out that if "a little piece of genuine kindness and life" was all I needed, any moeblob shit would be enough for a depressed little emo in need
>gutpunch.exe
>feels fucking good, man. first violence in years.
>go home
>text from animehater
>>If the brony fandom really saved you, why are you suicidal again? Two pages of "life is bootiful uwu" and six pages of "fuck you you must be faking this for attention" in the Life Advice part of MLPforums does not a kind fandom make. Was there ever any light, or were you just seeing what a desperate mind wanted to see? The fandom you rant about to me sometimes are the bronies now, aren't they?
>still haven't replied
>have nothing to say
>>29949941
The fandom is dead, the good times are over, we're literally gonna die, it's the end of the world as we know it, and I don't feel fine.
>>29949941
>Don't know what to say
Don't say anything.
>>29949941
Thanks for the blog update. I'll be sure to upvote.
It's been five weeks since last comic, I think we can safely assume this drawfag is more or less dead.
RIP Bencils, your butt-filled slice of life AiE were enjoyable while it lasted.
His back got injured.
>>29949813
If only he would've kept it slice of life. This overarching adventure with shitty paid OC's is not my cup of tea. And the quality of his work has gone down. But I like the full colour.
>>29949825
Have you never seen a drawfag die? They never just go, there is always something that comes up. "Must work on some personal issues", "Will be back in a week", "Sorry guys, something else came up etc".Because it's hard to just come out and say you just grew tired of pony. There is also an economic incentive since patreon money will keep up a few months before people catch on. If he just quit patreon would dry up almost immediately.
We have seen it hundred times and will see it a hundred more.
who's the bigger poochie?
>>29949639
Well the one on the right looks like a talking penis.
>>29949639
B A L D
A
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>>29949639
One grew up on me in 3 episodes and the other still hasnt after two seasons.
Twi: 'Fuck me, Anon.'
>>29949512
Yes, fuck you Twi,
No you're going to give birth to nyx then expect child support.
>>29949512
>grrr i hate generals
So apparently this isn't a griffon and Google's giving me some dank shit.
>Celaeno was the name of a Harpy; new MLP race
>it was the same name used inThe Last Unicorn
>It means "the dark one" and the actress' black
How deep does it go bros?!
There are like 4 other Celaenos in Greek Mythology.
>>29948942
I only recently read The Last Unicorn and I think it's pretty neat that there's gonna be a Celaeno the harpy in the MLP universe too. Though I'm guessing she probably won't kill anyone.
It's a parrot.
>>29948953One of those other Celaenos was a murderer, specifically.
The struggle is real edition.
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Whoa there, don't let it die now, son.
>>29948914
Don't look at me, it went from page 1 when I went to sleep to archived when I got up six hours later.
Hey retard there is already a thread.
>>29948701
I HATE THIS WEBSITE
ALL YOU GUYS WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS FUCKING PONIES
WHERE ELSE CAN I GO TO TALK ABOUT MLP?
https://mlpol.net/
>>29948830
I have a place in mind...
Supposedly some Movie toys have been revealed to retailers.
Store exclusives.
>>29948818
We already saw them
>>29948825
Not all of these.
but she is not real
>>29948813
Maybe you should stop whining about it and start practicing lucid dreams. Imagine going to sleep every night knowing that you're going to meet your waifu once again. This is the closest you'll get to meeting her anyway.
>>29948813
It's okay Anon,neither are you
>>29948822
I'm not whinning, in fact, i believe in something called "real life" so i just come here to make bad jokes/shitposting