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Realistically speaking, how would a pony react to seeing a weird-ass human penis?

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How would the average pony fare against an armored man?

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Friendship is magic, but sometimes you gotta throw down and pie a fucking buffalo.

Foal episode: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5jcfjw

Previous horse: >>29959091

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In this thread, we remember all the flaws of S1 to prove how mediocre of a season it actually was. I'll start:

>your face when they hire you to write music for some stupid girls show
>you don't really care and just rip off Sondheim's song about dress making
>suddenly thousands of autistic manchildren start obsessing over your song
>they even go as far as to call it 'the best MLP song'
>but if the best MLP song' isn't even an original MLP song, does that mean that its original songs are even more shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-836TtoF_5I

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Sleepy Edition

ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art

List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
List of related content: http://pastebin.com/JfNFvCxZ

Read this advice first:
https://www.anonpone.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice

>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160199
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160202
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/10160203
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997

Remember: Don't forget to rest your MCs

Previous Thread: 29940196

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Literally how, HOW is he wrong?

This show being enjoyable to us was always a privilege, not a right.

Stop blaming him for shattering your delicate worldview where you're somehow entitled to more enjoyment from the show than little girls are. As long as it's comprehensible and enjoyable to them, which every episode has been, that's literally ALL that matters.

>"b-but muh episode 100 with fan characters!!"
Doesn't matter to little girls, plot was basic enough to understand and they could care less where those characters came from.


You cannot disprove this

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This is why we can't have nice things edition.

Prev: >>2993953

GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b1jASUKcbpyp6u1nk0d8m8m_toNwUGSlesl7F1IPa4o/

Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives: http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea

Prompt collection: http://pastebin.com/GgD2Yvk

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Previous Thread: >>29904382

Post pics, and love Sunset.

Sunset Sunday Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqE
GreentextSavant’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGrey
BG9's Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/BG9
Gritsaw’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/Gritsaw

Sunset Greentexts-
Anon Sunset Blackmail- http://pastebin.com/mSjEWgh8
Sunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX- http://pastebin.com/8D0At0aP
In Her Defense by Zharkaer- http://pastebin.com/qQZCz4AL
Burning Sensation by SUPERKEATON https://pastebin.com/uFRYAqki

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Pink horse thread now

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Previous thread: >>29889377
(Archive Link: http://yuki.la/mlp/29889377)

>What is this thread about?
This thread revolves around stories about ponies being enslaved.

>Can you elaborate more?
Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.
If you want an explanation on the differences between /SPG/ and /SiM/, go check out the FAQ.

Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?
Check out these guides:
https://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
https://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)

If you're ever having a writer's block and need advice or want to chill with us, come to our Discord server! https://discord.gg/nVA3wW6

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Featured Story:
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Interstellar Celly (Celestia) by PhysicalAnontism
- https://pastebin.com/NFR8gGqz

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Most Recently Completed Story:
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A Glimmer of Hope (Starlight Glimmer) by Handsome Jew
- https://pastebin.com/TnWCRgzK

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Completed Stories [10]: https://pastebin.com/82rCVh4j
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Recently Updated Stories [15]: https://pastebin.com/k7SmjQww
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Which female ponies/Equestria girls would make the best doms? This is my list of the 10 best doms, in order:

1. Limestone Pie
2. The Dazzlings (as a group)
3. Trixie Lulamoon
4. Starlight Glimmer
5. Aria Blaze (solo)
6. Pinkamena
7. Sunset Shimmer
8. Suri Polomare
9. Celestria
10. Rarity

*Note that for all villianous characters, this is pre reformation.

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Previous Thread >>29875236

>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.

Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0

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Old thread
>>29829123

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Anon makes a deal with Discord and gets transported to Equestria. Catch is, he's now a minor and is also adopted by Discord/Princesses/other cartoony creatures. Light hearted adventures, comedy, romance and tone-wise the closest stories to the show that you will find in this god forsaken board.

Stories:

The Mini-Discord colt
Erf (don't be intimidated by his size): http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111

The mini-Celestia colt
Elo (Smugest): http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian

Illegal italian drug pizza dealer
Coffeeholic (Italian Anon/Linguini Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Coffeeholic

Doesn't lift
Laskvurel (George/AnonFilly/Come Back to Us Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Laskvurel

Lost in the rabbit hole
Bunny (Eris story/Drawfag/): http://pastebin.com/u/Bunnyhood

Secretly planning DnD's:
Ben Dover (Actual Dad Discord/AdventurousAnon): http://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover

The most active writefag in the thread:
Hoers (MIA/We will always miss you bby): http://pastebin.com/u/Hoers

Found fraternizing with tetrahedrons in the bushes outside Day Hill elementary school
JekyllorHyde (WeirdAnon): http://pastebin.com/u/JekyllorHyde

On the lam for fork fighting outside Denny's family restaurant with Ted Kenedy's corpse
CookieSfh (Tentacles Anon/the green that actually has lewd in it): http://pastebin.com/u/CookieSfh

Having attacks of schizophrenia:
Wand of Inferno (Mexican Anon/"Special mind" Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno

Russian guy in Argenta
Zenco (Newfag/Argentinian Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/zenco1

I can't believe this meme's still alive:
Gumball (Homeless Actor-Singer Anon/Try-Hard Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/GimmeSomeGumption

Busy bringing Timber to the children
speed weed (Beach Bum Anon) : http://pastebin.com/a364aFHZ

Formulating methods to bring terror to normalfags
Allegheny (Eris Anon) http://pastebin.com/huuuJFdN


Last colt
>>29842583

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>Previous thread: >>29766291
>TOOTH ROTTENINGLY SWEET EDITION

Pastebins:
http://pastebin.com/u/Eldrych [dead]
http://pastebin.com/u/Nopesack_v2 (Mr. Breezie) [dead]
http://pastebin.com/u/Yarnspinner [dead]
http://pastebin.com/u/IcarusAnon
http://pastebin.com/u/Spoo_Keys [kill]
http://pastebin.com/u/mumanon [dead]
http://pastebin.com/u/coppertoe1215 (TB)
http://pastebin.com/u/WriteFaggot (Lich Anon) [lazy]
http://pastebin.com/u/Finsthegreen Fins(30 days of shark ponies.)
http://pastebin.com/HjXHwy0v Amusinganon (Seeking Jubilation)
http://pastebin.com/RMjJW69R (Also Amusing Anon)
http://pastebin.com/LBsadzcX strangeanon (Garnet/How to train your dragon...pony.)
http://pastebin.com/u/Leiffer (More Sharkpone)
http://pastebin.com/we0vBKcr (Doll Waifu)
https://pastebin.com/u/Hexus
https://pastebin.com/u/BadGrammarFag

Headless Anon:
-Don't Lose Your Head (Dullahan/Anon/Derpy):
http://pastebin.com/HD9RxCUh

Alcrowholic:
-Diamond (Diamond Dog Story):
http://pastebin.com/U2Kn0gek

Snowglobe:
Mourning Glory:
http://pastebin.com/Y5fynGUC
Anon vs Rapetor Mane 6:
http://pastebin.com/z38wgwnA
Snake Charming OR Breeding In Captivity (Anon X Coatl)
http://pastebin.com/gdNZFjsV
"Let's Fuck, Final Answer" (Anon x Sphinx)
http://pastebin.com/y6FuzEnA
Butterscotch Sticks his Dick in an Anthill:
http://pastebin.com/cJbmZckE

Serenade:
Cherry Bubble:
http://pastebin.com/NttyATqU
http://pastebin.com/zLqvME9r
Raintype:
-Dueling with Centaurs(Centaur/Femanon):
http://pastebin.com/NxPLA4ea
http://pastebin.com/Vc4Qk7F3
-Archipelago Anon (Seapony Dolphin):
http://pastebin.com/tciH6W5e

Fimfic Pages:
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/LocalWriteDrone