"What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger." Edition
Previous thread: >>29784113 (Cross-thread)
Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
http://pastebin.com/u4qftzj5 (embed) (embed)
Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt (embed) (embed)
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX (embed) (embed)
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3 (embed) (embed)
Updated Wiki: http://nst.wikia.com/wiki/NST_Wikia thanks to NoHooves for updating it
All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.
The original prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time". New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times
>>29874871
I WANT TO FUCK HUMAN TWILIGHT, WHY CAN'T SHE BE REAL. EVERY DAY MY LIFE IS SUFFERING BECAUSE OF THIS. I'VE WAITED OVER 2 YEARS AND ALL THAT TIME I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF.
>>29874871
Because iceman didnt ask us before making a new thread, he instead made edition based around benis and put a bunch of unnecessary (Cross-thread) and (embed)s in the OP
I was instead going to do a thread based on drugs, but I guess this will have to do
>>29874871
that quote is about a penis, iceman
didn't know you liked penises that much, but I shouldn't be surprised
The last thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29787583
Kassaz - On a Break
Nasseau
Regidar
Vexd
Flutterpriest
Habitual
Orwell
Boundless
>Our Dynamic Artists:
Dolly - MIA
Twizzle
Patch - In College
Seenty
mlp-pregnancy-is-magic
Cosmonaut
This is the pregnancy general. All things motherly, fetal, and uterine are welcome.
Come here for the general's stories, archives, and the like:
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-Pregnancy
http://pastebin.com/u/MLP-PregnancyV2
Good pregnancy stories from elsewhere:
http://pastebin.com/iFmvc0r0
Contact info of our contributors:
http://pastebin.com/TzmGf039
Last, but not least, here are some CYOAs:
Continuation of `Of Colts and Foals'
https://ml.ponychan.net/anon/res/427079.html
Purple Pony's Peculiar Pregnancy
https://www.ponychan.net/anon/res/451538.html
What if we put the cuckshedposter in the cuckshed and force him to watch his waifu fuck other stallions?
>>30056276
>Implying it's just one guy
Watching /mlp fight over this amuses me so, its the only interesting thing that's happening recently.
>>30056290
>lel dey dont even know it is me xdd
super leejun there, /b/ro
ITT: We give our waifus reasons why we would be the best suitors for them, and they choose in the end who gets them.Hard mode: Don't sound cockyExpert mode: Don't sound pathetic
Twalot:
>3.85 GPA as a med student
>willing to do friendship things
>sometimes funny
>read a book or two
>rape
>good sex and aftercare
Please choose me twalot.
>>30050741
>good sex and aftercare
And I thought it was a serious thread
>>30050741
>med student
>sub 4.0 GPA
>only read a few books
sorry anon, you don't have a chance
I can build her the best and most beautiful cuckshed in all of Equestria.
>fucked up dealing with NMM and got outclassed by some fucking civvies
>couldn't fend off the changelings either time
>couldn't protect the canterlot library from infiltration
>bungled the investigation into Spitfire's disappearance
>Only two or three are assigned to the average royal detail
>straight up let a changeling walk into the Crystal palace
>in the alternate timeline, the war with Sombra's Crystal Empire would have been a stalemate w/o Celestia
Seriously, wtf? If they were sent after Troubleshoes, they would have come back with a pair of actual shoes. Even Imperial Stormtroopers and Starfleet Red Shirts aren't this laughably incompetent.
>>30049360
It is the only way to make strong independent mares like the mane 6 and Glimmy shine, anon.
>>30049360
They're just glorified walking cocks for the princesses to use as they please
>>30049360
Peaceful times make for soft men, and ponies. The Royal Guard has probably been little more than a formality for centuries now, since Celestia is practically a demi-God amongst ponies, and her control over the sun makes the cost of attacking her nation too high for most neighbour states to even consider.
Daily reminder that those who don't watch the show are not actual fans, but were mere bandwagoners
>>30049103
>>30049104
It's true tho. Why would someone come to a MLP board i f you don't care about MLP? They're just here to shitpost
>>30049103
You're kinda right.
But this is not a competition over who's the most 'fan', it's just a meaniningless, silly image board on the internet, so...you're also kind of a faget.
How much of your displeasure towards the show is genuine and how much is arbitrary because it helps you fit in with this board?
>>30047561
The show is fappable, that's its only real strength.
As for the writing and storytelling, it's crap.
>>30047561
>Unironically enjoying anything beyond the pilot episode
>>30047622
>unironically enjoying anything in life ever
Should we be worried? Viewership keeps dropping hard every season. At this rate I'm worried how much longer until they axe the show.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_episodes
>>30047036
Cue a Glimmernigger in denial posting nose booping Poochie and saying that they can't handle best pony
>>30047036
Viewership has never mattered for the show crew. The show at its core is essentially a 30-minute toy commercial. As long as the toys sell, the show will keep going.
>>30047036
They don't care about ratings. They care about toy sales. Plus, they know that many still watch it other ways like online and on Netflix.
It is still doing much better than what they ever expected when making it.
Should the show have ended at S3 as it was planned to? Nothing post season 3 feels natural like 1-3 was
>>30044702
Not until cucksheds are referenced in the show.
>>30044702
Nothing past season 1 feels natural, you dumb hypocrite.
>>30044951
this is bait
You're never gonna bring me down!
>>30044496
>eqg
>image
go fuck a woodchipper, retard
>>30044502
You're never gonna break this part of me!
>>30044496
But can I go down on you?
Most autistic thing on this board. You get 1 vote.
>Plane ponies
>>30044074
Discussing the show My Little Pony
The retards trying to force a meme.
Examples being the DISCORD WILL BECOME EVIL IN SEASON 4/5/6/whocares and the current retard trying to force cuckshed.
>>30044074
>73 generals/CYOAs
Why did they make this episode?
What was the moral for little girls? Don't be afraid of failure?
Then what was the point of using a college dropout instead of some filly the CMC could hang out with to help make them confident in their abilities like Tender Taps?
Do most young kids need this lesson? Not really. It's more of a problem with adults.
Did they make this for us? Did they make this to spite us? I just feel sad when I remember this episode again.
I have a younger sister who watches MLP and she knows I do too and she told me that I remind her of Flutter Brutter and she told me that I could finish college too if I tried like him.
What the fuck is the point of this episode? I just want fucking cute ponies. I don't want an existential crisis filled with dread and self-loathing.
>>30043773
>What was the moral for little girls? Don't be afraid of failure?
>implying it was aimed at the little girls viewerbase
Basically in order to complain about clueless cucks with no jobs who hate on everything that they do.
>>30043773
I bet you think Amending Fences was directed at you, too.
I thought NEETS weren't supposed to be insecure faggots, they're always posting frogs and smug anime traps with their devil may care 'I le give no le fucks xD' attitude.
What's the worst thing that hasbro has ever done to us?I still miss the treehouse ;_;
>>30042253
Inb4 glimspam
Personally feels kinda bad they threw derpy in timeout but they made up for it so whatever
>>30042253
I wish they had a cure for autism spectrum disorder by now. I really do.
>>30042253
Twilight and the Golden Oak were such a perfect match. I don't even dislike the castle, but what they did infuriates me
Derpy used to be the best of the best, what happened?
Pandering. It was all just made up.
maybe she was doping to be the best, but she over did it and it caused nervous system damage
>>30041246
Deees
Would you watch the show if it looked like this?
>>30040083
Oh fuck no.
>>30040087
>>30040090
How can you not love these faces?