You turn into a pony.
Look to your left.
The first thing your eyes land on is now your cutie mark.
What is it and what talent does it represent?
Mine is a bottle of sanitizer, either it represents my need to clean things to near OCD levels of cleanness, or all my masturbation.
>>30054347
>Twilight plush
So, magic?
>>30054354
I vote that it represents your obsession with Twilight, or that you fuck plushs.
>>30054347
it's a wall
It was three years ago today.
>>30054274
Never 5get
>>30054274
Comfiest place in Equestria
>we are closer to 2020 than to 2010
WHAT THE FUCK, STOP THE TIME
Here you can post the kindest pony around pics and
Greentext welcome! Go forth fellow anons for shy waifu pone!
>>30054268
Cute anon
Legends of Magic #2 is out on iTunes, Kindle, and other digital comic mediums.
Previous comics can be found here:
https://yp1.yayponies.no/books/book.php
They can also be viewed online here:
http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Pony/Comics/
I want Celestia to break me
>>30053713
She would start by being gentle
>>30053434
You can't break what it's already broken
This isn't funny anymore.
Explain this picture RIGHT NOW
>>30052309
It's called "FUCK YOU JUSTIN BEIBER! GO GET RUN OVER BY A TRAIN YOU FAGGOT!"
>>30052309
It's the Hubble Deep Field Whatever. It's science.
>>30052309
Hubble Ultra Deep Field, an image of a mostly blank part of sky. All of those lights are galaxies.
>ride is ending
>pony fandom is getting smaller and smaller
>a day will came when no new pony porn will be produced
How do you cope with this feeling?
>>30051420
Live in the present, because worrying about the future is future you's problem.
Alright kid, listen up.
*sits down*
*leans back*
*smokes pipe*
Now I'm going to tell you a secret, kid.
*whispers in your ear*the ride never ends
>>30051435
>*smokes pipe*
impossible
cat has your pipe
ITT: People contribute music stuffs and we combine everyone's efforts into music. Everyone is welcome to participate. Discuss show/fandom music, ask for/give critique of yours or other's music, share tips and tricks, etc.
Previous thread: https://archived.moe/mlp/thread/29938696
2nd Album info:
>What is this, though?
The 2nd /MLP/ Plays album, that’s what! Following the success of the first one, we decided that the world needs another. Like before, it will be a compilation album from the musicians of /mlp/. There is no specific genre that has to be adhered to, but there will be more guidelines to follow this time.
>What are the guidelines?
This time around, it’s been decided that the music for this album has to be pony related. “But what what does that mean!?” you may be wondering. Well, here is what we mean:
Songs need to be original or redone covers based off of the below conditions. It may be but is not limited to:
•Cover/remix of the music from the show.
•An original that is based off of a riff/motif/recognizable theme from the show
•Original piece that uses samples from the show (probably more than just one gasp at the end. Should really be part of the song)
•Original songs with pony related lyrics, like "Waifu Blues" or "All Ponies Must Be Perfect" from the last album.
•Redoing the music and lyrics to be pony related. Mr. Bones's Wild Ride (Hotel California Parody) from the last album is a good example.
•Includes /mlp/ related maymays/jokes/culture.
•No singing over instrumentals of other artists’ songs. "I Am Awesome" is an example. It would, however, be OK if the instrumental was redone.
>Are there any other guidelines?
For everything else, READ THE GOOGLE DOC BELOW
>Google Doc (READ IT): https://docs.google.com/document/d/18l7d2DuJD77VH5rb1Edldq8n3WjIuxIY5gflwSqjYJA/edit?usp=sharing
Email: [email protected]
Bandcamp: https://mlpplays.bandcamp.com/
Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/user/slashmlpmusic
Keep making music
>>30048875
Early morning bump
I'm posting this to bump the thread, but also to help give some publicity to another thread on /mlp/ which can be found here >>30041720
The OP of that thread would really appreciate it if you could take a moment check it out and take the poll that they've made. You can find more information about it in the thread itself. Even if you don't want to take the poll, you can help out by using this copypasta whenever you bump a thread on /mlp/ until May 14th, after which point the poll will close. Please only use this copypasta if you were otherwise going to bump a thread without contributing content to prevent spam.
>>30050260
Fuck that stupid datamining nigger.
Anon makes a deal with Discord and gets transported to Equestria. Catch is, he's now a minor and is also adopted by
Discord/Princesses/other cartoony creatures. Light hearted adventures, comedy, romance and tone-wise the closest stories to the show that you will find in this god forsaken board.
Feel free to discuss the current stories, start a new one, try art, draw, your choice.
Hey lurker, give the writers a (You).
Some drama happened yare yare all the links in the post bellow.
Stories:
The Mini-Discord colt
Erf (don't be intimidated by his size): http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111
The mini-Celestia colt
Elo (Smugest): http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian
Illegal italian drug pizza dealer
Coffeeholic (Italian Anon/Linguini Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Coffeeholic
Doesn't lift
Laskvurel (George/AnonFilly/Come Back to Us Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Laskvurel
Lost in the rabbit hole
Bunny (AnonFilly & Drawfag/Shits Rabbit Pellets Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Bunnyhood
Secretly planning DnD's:
Ben Dover (Actual Dad Discord/AdventurousAnon): http://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover
The most active writefag in the thread:
Hoers (MIA/We will always miss you bby): http://pastebin.com/u/Hoers
Found fraternizing with tetrahedrons in the bushes outside Day Hill elementary school
JekyllorHyde (WeirdAnon): http://pastebin.com/u/JekyllorHyde
On the lam for fork fighting outside Denny's family restaurant with Ted Kenedy's corpse
CookieSfh (Tentacles Anon/the green that actually has lewd in it): http://pastebin.com/u/CookieSfh
Having attacks of schizophrenia:
Wand of Inferno (Mexican Anon/"Special mind" Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno
Russian guy in Argenta
Zenco (Newfag/Argentinian Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/zenco1
I can't believe this meme's still alive:
Gumball (Homeless Actor-Singer Anon/Try-Hard Anon): http://pastebin.com/u/GimmeSomeGumption
Busy bringing Timber to the children
speed weed (Beach Bum Anon) : http://pastebin.com/a364aFHZ
Formulating methods to bring terror to normalfags
Allegheny (Eris Anon) http://pastebin.com/huuuJFdN
What happened to the hiatus it was supposed to be going on?
>>30048603
>being fooled by a shitposter
>believing in someone on 4leafs
You have to leave the normie world, senpai.
"Post QT Mares" Edition
Previous Thread: >>29782814
Come in here, all you /ss/, loli, DILF, MILF, and cougar lovers! Talk about or write about relationships between characters with a big age difference here. Or two characters of mature age. Or two foals. Do what you like, really.
All the stories so far are here: http://pastebin.com/DRJ1awuQ
>>30048088
Want to write for the thread, but don't have any ideas? Take your pick from these:
>A history lesson with Cheerilee that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challenges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerby for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pity on her, and taking her out for ice cream
>In order to raise some cash for a fundraiser, you decide to auction yourself off as a male prostitute to the highest bidder. Right as you're about to be sold off to a mare, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up, and place a bid higher than all the others. You're carted off with them, wondering how exactly you're going to come out of this with a sound mind.
>Anon giving instructions to ponies on how to molest foals, maybe it's a mother/son, father/daughter, or what have you that turns into a hands on demonstration
>Anon is an edgy teenager who is adopted into a family with two perverted sisters
>Teenager Eris, doing sexy, yet chaotic things to you in the bedroom. Would mildly annoy you while turning you on.
>>30048091
>Having sex with the lovely Mayor Mare or Twilight Velvet, each of them coddling you like loving mothers while they rock your world.
>Banging a teenager Harshwhinny, who having no experience, would request that you take the reins for the night. You explain what she should do every step of the way, and relish as she clumsily screws everything up
>Adopting a young Barb, and raising her in a somewhat isolated manner until she was a teen, where you would then buy her revealing attire that she would wear around the house, tempting you unknowingly at every turn.
>Letting Fleur-Dis-Lee "seduce" you, and then proceed to playfully vie for control once in the bed, while neither of you truly gain dominance over the other
>Fun sex with a teenage Pinkie Pie, who's just glad that she's experiencing something new and pleasurable
> Innocente Pipsqueak is visited every first of month by Princess Luna that give him a wet dreams. Various fetish and strange situation thanks to the oneirc dimension (anthro)
> TeenFlurry heart have a crush. King Thorax, and plane to seduce him with a lots of love druring a diplomatic mission
> Cloudy Quartz, Twilight Valvet, Cookie Crumbles and Mrs. Shy free night. The group seduces a young colt that have the (Mis)fortune to encounter the MILFs.
> Sleepover between SweetieBelle and Button Smash, but the poor filly is sick. Rarity entertain the colt and play with some games... fun games
> Pumpkin and Pound Cake are betrayed by their first partners. Pinkie Pie want make the children smile again.
> TeenFeatherweight work with Photo Finish, but, between all the models, he have shots only for his mentor and ex model. With a photoset and no models, he ask to the older mare to be a model for one last day.
>Kid!Anon hangs out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Things get either kissy or lewd.
>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie take turns babysitting Kid!Anon. Things get either kissy or lewd.
>>30048088
Oh fuck this is here. Have I missed any stories? I manage the pastebin but it's been dead so long that I stopped checking for a few weeks in a row.
Puppy!
>>30047688
>Dog was a puppy back in season 4
>Is an old dog in season 7
A decade has passed in-show since season 4?
>>30047688
I hate this character so much, trump please hurry up and build the fucking wall already
>>30047750
It's a rare fast aging dog.
I want Bow to die in a tragic accident so that I can "console" the Widow Whistles.
>>30046992
Nope.
Oh, you'll think he's dead, but then he'll pull an Odysseus on your ass and spear the shit out of you on your wedding day.
And everyone will think it's awesome.
>>30046992
I dunno what actress played Windy Whistles, but she had the fucking hottest voice holy shit.
>>30046992
>she is a g1 pone
ACTUAL FUCKING CONTENT
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5kQ9Cgo4qTs
>>30046418
a cute
>>30046418
>>30046418
Quality content
http://www.equestriagaming.net
http://www.equestriagaming.net/2017/04/re-introducing-lyras-list.html
[email protected]
Hey /mlp/ we got till the 15th to make a design doc.
Don't worry, it's really easy, especially in this fanbase.
You guys just get a throw-away email+gmail to write the game doc in. I mean you could do it in pastebin if you're a total faggot, but gdoc allows for images.
C'mon it'll be fun. It's not like we're occupying space from the real projects. We have over 300 unfinished projects(which are all shit) and 12000 projects just on paper.
Steal ideas from /tg/ and pretend you're stealing ideas from /v/.
Post your funniest requirements and questions for the people you recruit.
Send us their responses and resumes, it'll give us a giggle.
>>30042858
http://www.mlpgames.net
Oh and discuss video games if you want to, but I don't see this board being too much into video games.
>>30042875
This could have been far less corny without the voice telling you what to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnn7pwIDLDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKOT_Inlyps
>>30042858
Equestria Gaming is no longer dead?
Previously: >>29924259
During my non-consensual stay in Umbral Valley, I asked the giant pony every question I could think of but its cryptic replies only created more questions. It told me that the realm wasn't an afterlife, yet it was the final destination for certain ponies once their time had quote-unquote run out. It said that I, myself, had been here many times before and that I would return many times still, but then paradoxically stated that it had never actually met me before. Those few questions for which it didn't have an answer, such as if it knew my real name, only served to further dishearten me. I suppose I was foolish to even consider that I might gain some insight into my current situation any time soon.
I excused myself from the conversation - though the alicorn never verbally reciprocated my courtesy - and drifted over near one of the large broken crystals for awhile. I watched the energy pulse and pass through their large vein-like structures as though it were blood and imagined them as the giant hearts of this grotesque land. The hollow specters of ponies would continue to appear every few heartbeats and then immediately turn to dust much to my continued fascination and disgust. Would this eventually happen to me? Would I contribute to this ocean of gravel? Again my ability to not shed tears was tested and again I passed. But if I were able to cry no one would be able to stop me right now. I lost myself idling there in that dreary realm for quite some time.
"Until we meet again, my child," suddenly boomed the colossal alicorn, startling me out of my malaise.
>>30032691
"HUH?! W-WHAT?!"
Twining strands of magical energy then erupted out of a nearby crystal and latched onto me, quickly dragging me inside it. I struggled and thrashed like a fish on a hook, utterly terrified of my unknown impending fate. I was certain this was going to be the first step in being consumed by this place like the other ghosts here but then I felt "it" - the familiar pull my lantern - and without hesitation I dove headlong into its vision portal. I would quickly discover that it wasn't my lantern that guided me this time.
I emerged into yet another strange place, mostly dark, staring out of two tiny holes. A thick forrest of blue and red grasses stretched high into the air and flanked a large purple spire. Beyond that, giant interlocked wooden beams comprised the horizon. The ground moved violently beneath me and my sight shifted in every which direction. If I were alive I would have thrown up by now just from the motion sickness this bobbing around would have given me.
"DID-IT-WORK-DID-IT-WORK-DID-IT-WORK-DID-IT-WORK?!"
Oh great, another loud, scarry disembodied voice. I say nothing and continue to observe my suroundings from my little hiding place. The voice groaned and whined in apparent frustration.
"UUUGH! COME OOOOON! I KNOW I DID THIS RIGHT. RIGHT? YOU'RE HERE AREN'T YOU? COME ON OUT ALREADY!"
Was the voice adressing me? I quietly weighed my options. I could stay hidden but it might make whatever was out there even more angry. But seeing as how I'm already dead there's not really much more for me to lose. Cautiously I announced my arrival and moved out of my little cave.
"I-I'm here."
"AHH! OH CRAP!"
"I'm coming out now."
"AH, UH, YES! I MEAN OKAY! YES! COME ON OUT!"
>>30032702
As I passed through the opening of my hiding space I felt something akin to a pop and I found myself in a room of decent size. Alchemical equipment and other curiosities dominated the room as did a large chalkboard, a desk, and other familiar looking things. Wait a sec...
"YYYYYES! It worked! It worked! I can't believe it!"
Startled again I turned around and found myself face to face with that purple unicorn I'd last seen when I lost my lantern. I'd apparently been brought back to the mountain village, to her basement. But she's staring right at me. And I seem to be stuck to her head. This is new.
"Uhhh... hello?"
"No! Wait! Hold on! Don't say anything else! Let me get my checklist!"
"Um..."
"Aha! Doesn't follow instructions. Check!"
"Wait, what?"
"Curious. Check!"
"What are you doing?"
"Addendum: inquisitive."
"What am I doing here? WHERE'S MY LANTERN?"
"Agressive tendancies, confused, possible hoarder and/or insane. Check, check and check!"
I stare at the unicorn in disbelief as she jots down observations in her notebook. She gleefully takes a multitude of "scientific" objects out of her desk and places them neatly before her. She then procedes to run various tests on me, each more pointless than the last and several of which involved nothing more than waving probe-like objects harmlessly through my body. Despite my protests she dismisses me every time as though I were little more than a test subject to her.
While I allowed the experimental circus to play out I took time to examine my examiner more closely. I didn't notice them the first time I was here, likely due to the vortex of energy that was surrounding her, but this purple unicorn bears some pretty disfiguring scars on her face and chest. Her right eye is also glassed over, probably blinded by whatever burned her. I imagine it must have been very painful whatever it was. That aside she appears to be an otherwise bubbly, barely legal mare who clearly enjoys her hobby, whatever it is.
>>30032709
"Beginning test number forty-eight: rapid motion induction-o-tron."
"Can I ask you something?"
"Is it about my scars?"
"I..."
"It's always about my scars."
"Yes."
"Summoned a monster as a child, got burned."
"Ah."
"Activating device."
"Oh, COME ON! That's just an egg beater with forks attached to it!"
"The test subject is visibly upset! Perhaps the device struck a weakness in its ectoplasmic makeup? Increasing power! Wooosh! Wooosh! Wooosh!"
"THAT'S IT. WE'RE DONE. I'm gonna go look for my lantern by myself."
I shrug my shoulders and shoot straight up through the ceiling, floating around the house from room to room. I hear the unicorn quickly trotting up the stairs after me. I admit I take ironic pleasure in the turnabout of it all, how I ignore the young mare as I drift about looking things over while she chases me around.
"N-no! Come back downstairs! You can't be up here!"
"Mhmm."
"No! I'm serious! Super serious!"
"Uhuh. Why's that?"
"Because my mom will be home from work soon!"
"That's nice."
"Stop! Please!"
I float through several walls and wind up in a bedroom. Stacks of board games are piled everywhere and shelves filled with dusty toys and figurines line the room. I hear the unicorn rapidly pursue me and fling open the door with panic.
"H-hey! This is MY room! You can't just-! Are you listening?!"
She continues to plead with me to return downstairs but I'm in no mood to endure a moment more of those banal tests. Suddenly a box under her bed catches my eye and I float down to get a better look at it.
"Oooh, what's this?"
"AH! NO! DON'T LOOK AT THAT!"