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>>29945654
OP part 2 (making the main OP smaller):

Group Archives (140+ stories, but hasn't been updated in a bit)
https://pastebin.com/u/SkyeHigh
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ce_DlEwnDcpjqTKRRxvsL4SCjka9H4cYq5lTfku8Tiw

We thank based SkyeHigh for his service. If you want newer stories, check the last few threads.

#42:
Granny Spank by Anon
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29817496/#29819183
The Guilty Party by DCFTEF >>29828591
Run Your Mouth by Pan >>29835908
Pinkie Paces by Anon >>29840733
Untitled by Nomine (WIP) >>29845955
Royal Guards by Unsafe Anon Of The Froggy Bottom Bog >>29847978
Silent Rose by Vega (will not be finished) (with 1 post follow up) >>29877790
Mortified Modeling by Vega (already linked in OP) >>29915850

#41 has others, go check it out!
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/29648785/

Forum:
http://mlpgeneral.com/spanking/

>>29945654
>>29945765
Aw yeah featured story, that pic's perfect!

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Transcripts/Apple_Family_Reunion

Granny Smith: Now, stick an apple in my mouth and roast my rump! This one sure brings back memories. Y'know how Babs is your favorite cousin? Well, Apple Rose is mine. The two of us entered the seven-legged race every reunion!
Young Apple Rose: We're gonna win this one, cousin!
Young Granny Smith: You bet your hot-diggety-derriere we are! C'mon, cousin, speed'er on up!
Young Apple Rose: [yelps] [laughs]
Young Apple Rose and Young Granny Smith: [laughing]

>Now, stick an apple in my mouth and roast my rump!

Did Granny need an apple in her mouth to prevent her from howling during a rump roasting?

>>29939422
Who?

>>29939430
Granny Smith

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>>29911136

In order to facilitate the creation of new stands and easy bumps here's a handy stand generator;
http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~dft29/Stand_Generator/Stand-Generation-Overdrive.html

And if you want to go the extra mile, replace the ability you get in ｢Description｣ and write your own description of how your Stand looks and works, along side the song or artist you're referencing in your Stand. That'd be sweet.

Stand Proud!

>>29911145
Whether your new to the thread or have been here since the start and want an outlet for your creativity without undertaking a massive story, why not try your hand at an All Star Battle?

Many stands have been thought of or generated in these threads, so why not have them face against each other and see who comes up on top?
>Pick any stands from these threads and come up with a battle!
>Example: [BENZIN] vs. [Rocket Man]
>And if you're feeling really creative, you could write multipe stand users fighting, either in groups or be a huge battle royal.
>Example: The ｢SHADOWBOLTS｣ vs The ｢WONDERCOLTS｣
>And in true Jojo fashion, feel free to get creative with it. Maybe write a conflict that isn't a straight up battle.
>Example: Rainbow Dash decides to prank Pinkie Pie with her newly gained stand, unbeknowenst to the fact that Pinkie also possesses one, and shenanigans ensure.

We've had many ASB's.
The battle of the greens: http://pastebin.com/nYizqLre (embed)
Or the Triple Pink Ponkdown! http://pastebin.com/0GKTJbDC (embed)
We've seen team-ups against powerful foes http://pastebin.com/AUjwjBcF (embed)

But we still ask ourselves... do we stand a chance against the Jojo protagonists?

>ASB: Jonathan vs. Fire in the Church http://pastebin.com/si7M9A9f

>ASB:Giorno Giovanna VS Erich Rammstein
http://pastebin.com/Atks9007

>Jolyne Cujoh Vs. [Saturn's Children]
https://pastebin.com/YbMARP67

And I need to get back to work on Rainbow Dash vs. Josuke 4.

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>>29911145
Whoops, forgot the next part to this.

>>29911157
New to the thread and don't know what to read?
Here's a short listing:

>Rammstein's Bizarre Adventure: (Ace_Sorou)
Erich Rammstein is a NatSoc and stand user living in Canterlot that gets often dragged to battles against other stand users.And his sister is a cute. A CUTE!
Status: ONGOING
All chapters here: http://pastebin.com/u/Ace_Sorou

>Dimensional Link: (A-non moose)
Pinkie Pie stabs Anon with the Stand Arrow, thus granting him a stand. And everything is fine and dandy, until said arrow becomes Twilight's stand. Now Anon and his pony friends need to find a way to create a new arrow and give it back to Pinkie's family because tradition... or is that all?
Status: ONGOING
All chapters here: http://pastebin.com/u/A-nonMoose

>Stan(d)on in Equestria:(AusAnon)
Rainbow Dash misteriously develops the stand of ｢ANONYMOUS｣, which has its own will, and quickly become friends. But when the ｢NIGHTMARE｣ returns to Equestria, it is up to them to fight it and any other stand user that gets in their way.
Status: ONGOING
All chapters here: http://pastebin.com/u/AusAnon

>MY LITTLE JOJO: STANDS ARE MAGIC: (Cameo)
After Twilight and Starlight prod Anon's soul in an attempt to give him magic, his "Soul Stone" shatters everywhere, granting anypony in contact with it a stand. Anon also develops a stand, but a new threat comes to Equestria, trying to get a hold of the soul shards and get rid of Anon and his friends in the process...
Status: ONGOING
All chapters: http://pastebin.com/u/Creamymemedaddy

>>30115091
That's disgusting.

>>30115091
gonna need some sauce

>>30115126
you gay or something?

I don't get it.

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yikes

what is this

>>30113798
No it didn't :^)

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>>30113384

appul

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>>30113384

>>30113700
This might be good with something that can give another card taunt

>>30111601
Thanks Nyx

>>30111601
Just snap a selfie of yourself drinking some cum, OP

You do that anyway, don't you?

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>>30111623
all the time!

>>30110916
OH SHIT CHECK SEREBII

>>30110916
august 6th
save the date

>>30110927
>>>/vp/

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>>30110290
>Mares
>not size queens

>>30110290
Mares:
*fictional

Not quite.

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>>30110290
Now that SciTwi realises her own inferiority she'll try to enter Equestria to become a mare but will get arrested for impersonating a princess and spend the rest of her life in pony prison.

>>30108184
Wow!/10

Gas/Glimmerfags

7/10, I haven't been disappointed by any episodes other than the very first, but so far no amazing episodes that would make my list of top pone episodes, aside from the second episode, that would fit somewhere in there

>>30107896
Why are you mad the glimmer show has glimmer episode?

>>30107896
Yet another FUCKING idiot starting a thread about Poochie.

>>30107896
poochie strikes again, feat thorax.

>>30105096
Maybe. It seems absurd in real life, but ponies are affectionate. Either way, I want this

>>30105096
>You scare them, repulse them, are just otherwise not something they want to interact with.
>Twilight wanted to change that
>She wanted to show them you were some scary monster.
>So she came up with this completely stupid idea.
>There you stand, like a moron, waiting for a pony to come hug you.
>The charge started out at 10 bits.
>Then when no one took the offer, Twilight lowered it.
>And again.
>And again.
>Now you're doing it for free
>Twilight keeps reassuring you it was just a matter of time.
>But still no one came.
>You were still standing there like a moron.
>The neutral face hiding even more neutral feelings.
>And also despair.
>Then Twilight came up with another idea.
>She had Pinkie come over and hug you, surely if she would everyone else would see you were ok, right?
>Wrong.
>Pinkie tried, but no one cared, because she hugs everyone.
>She tried having her other friends do it, but they all left with some excuse or another.
>Except Spike.
>He just said no.
>A random pony asked Twilight why she didn't hug him, but she ignored him and kept promoting the spectacle.
>Finally, Pinkie had had enough and came up with a different approach.
>Instead of charging them, she made a wager that no one could hug you for more than 3 seconds.
>Her wager was a free dessert of their choosing from the bakery.
>It was...actually kind of clever.
>Sad too.
>She was trying to use reverse psychology, and it seemed to be working.
>Ponies were stopping now.
>But still, none would take her up on it.
>Then a pony bet his friend to do it.
>There was a group of them, and they all pitched in to try and encourage him to do it.
>Pinkie included her offer, but the stallion was still hesitant.
>The crowd grew, and suddenly more ponies pitched into the pot to get him to do it.
>The pot was huge now, easily 200 bits if not more.
>Twilight extended the offer to anyone, she would see the pot and double it.
>This was getting out of hand.

>That mare will never walk into your small business
>She will never happily ask you for your service
>You will never lay down on your cuddling bed and wait for her to crawl besides you, into your arms
>She will never snore softly as you pet her mane
>She will never pull you back to bed when you try to sneak off for the rest of the time
>You will never crawl back and stroke her mane
>You will never accidentally fall asleep
>She will never be the big spoon and pet you wile you rest.

>>30104836
There is literally nothing wrong with being a furry.

>>30104836
No yiffing here, amigo

We hold a non-existant moral high ground despite doing similar things

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>>30104596
Post sheets

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>>30104606
https://pastebin.com/p1dtY3qj

>>30104606
https://pastebin.com/R0AXr1UU

>>30104496
what the fuck

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>>30104496
>They just reskinned a Starlily and upped the price $50

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>>30104496
Hasbro has gone to far.