Oops.
I want Dashie to break me
So there was something to be afraid of after all.
>>30136143
Need's a flitter's cock edit
Previous Threads:
>https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/subject/Age%20of%20Strife/
ITT: I, OP, will be taking you on a ride through the third age of Equestria. A time long before the original Elements of Harmony were born, with the unification of the three pony tribes still fresh in the minds of Equestrians everywhere, where Princesses Celestia and Luna struggle to maintain peace under the chaotic reign of Discord and ordinary ponies rise to the occasion with the dreams of becoming great heroes and defending their young nation. You are Pocket Knife, a small unicorn in a big world, and the recent victor of the fifty-third Tournament of Spring Champions. With your best friend Strawberry Fields, North Star, a pony who saved your life, and Sombra, some weird unicorn that just started following you, you take on Equestria in search of glory, fame, and dank-ass loot.
This quest will be run in a tabletop system, the 5th edition of D&D to be exact. Meme at me all you want, but this is how I want to do it. It’s fun for me, and I’ll make it fun for you if you trust me and play along. Mechanical babble will be at a minimum except when you guys ask for it. I will, of course, be acting as the Dungeon Master and you all as the players. Feel free to ask any questions on how I run things.
Part Two: A Ballad of the Sun and Moon
Session 5.5
Last we left off, you meandered around a little town called Treeline, spending some of your fortune on bits and bobs to help you get started on the Sister's quest. You're fully prepared to head out to one of the mysterious Seasonal Planes, but which one will you choose? How will you even get there?!
Prepare your anuses for the first post of the thread.
Last time on Age of Strife!I didn't felt like everyone weighed in on the carriage thing, so I'm reposting the last post from the previous thread
>Celestia's sun is on the verge on kissing the tops of the trees as you all find your ways back to the inn.
>After all is said and done for the day, the four of you gather outside with your shiny used carriage parked outside and pool your hauls into Berry's chest. You all agree that the chest is a safer place to store your gold, so you lock the loot into it.
>"It seems rather, ah, broken in?" North Star commented. "You couldn't get anything a bit newer?"
"A new broom may sweep the floor, but an old broom knows the corners." you reply.
>"Pocket's really cheap." Berry says, her voice as plain as a brick wall.
"That too."
>"Anyway, looks like it could use a new coat of paint." North mused. "Maybe tomorrow we could slap a few coats on."
>"I'm a decent painter Sombra says. "Perhaps I might add some details if you're interested."
>Berry snickers. "You don't seem like the artsy type to me."
>"Perhaps not, but I enjoyed painting quite a bit back in the Empire. It helps me think."
>Fields shrugs. "That sounds like fun, I can help! Oh, and while we're at it, let's give it a name. Calling it "the carriage" sounds so droll."
"Well what are we gonna call it?"
>"The Pathfinder." Sombra suggests.
>North makes a face like she had just tasted sour milk. "That sounds terrible. How about..."The Intrepid"? we could give it a nice white and blue paintjob."
>Berry hummed thoughtfully. "Let's name it, "The Destroyer" and paint skulls and battleaxes all over it!"
>North snorts mirthfully. "Yeah, totally not edgy at all."
So, you've got a boring wagon to turn into a cool personalized wagon. How do you want to paint it? What do you want to call it?
>>30136098
Pathfinder was for 3.5. Definetly not the destroy. A name like that belongs on something more fitting like a carriage with a bunch on cannons....i wish we could get a tank.
How about Planes-walker/trotter/stroller?
>>30136253
If we're making MTG references then we have to decidewhat color-combination would Pocket be? I'm thinking Black/Blue
So, cows are sentinent and civilized. And they have access to magic.
>>30135714
Slavery canon in Equestria. Unicorn master race.
Also, green udders.
>>30135714
I'm not sure we can take Pinkie's mad imaginings as fact.
It seemed like she was just making shit up to prove a point.
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-348,649
Pleasse help repair Rainbow Dash!
Helping out on the eyes right now.
>>30135153
So am I.
People have been working on Rarity a lot and Fluttershy too.
Hope they help with Rainbow Dash afterwards.
So, when's Disney going to sue MLP for wholesale ripping off Atlantis the Lost Empire?
The Imagery
The Backstory
Even the Crystal Protection artifact
"The crystal thrives on the collective emotions of all who came before us. In return, it provides power. Longevity. Protection."
>>30134729
>>30134729
DHX proably paid Disney to license it.
>>30134729
>throwing the word "sue" around like you know what it means
That's funny.
I would like to call any and all Nyxfags that may or may not still be in existance and seek to potentially start some form of project in dedication to best oc alicorn.I can't do shit and want people to do stuff for me.
>>30134443
Friend, I think at this point you need to realize that no one cares about Nyx except you. And there's nothing wrong with that, I mean, it could be worse, but you need to realize you're alone. It's for the best.
>>30134623
>you need to realize you're alone
Wrong
>>30134625
No. It is so.
What does Spike think about Starlight using his toothbrush?
>>30134067
I'm sure he doesn't mind.
She's his girlfriend after all.
>>30134067
He's not capable of thought
>>30134067
>You will never open the bathroom door, too tired to think of knocking first
>You will never gawk at her form for a second, blushing and blurting a sorry for interrupting
>She will never turn towards you, surprised by you being up so early
>She will never tell you that it's okay, she was finished anyway, spitting whatever was left in her mouth and leaving the toothbrush in the sink
>You will never open your mouth, trying to find your words when you'd notice that it was in fact, your toothbrush
>She would grin, knowing that you noticed by now
>She'd tell you that she somehow 'lost' hers, asking you if you didn't mind her using yours
>Of course that wouldn't be a real question, she'd know that you wouldn't mind. At all.
>And she would tell you so, that she knew that you wouldn't mind, passing past you and exiting the bathroom, but not before lightly whipping your face with her tail, her playful grin sending your young heart a flutter.
>She will never give a lighthearted chuckle while walking away, her hips swinging left and right, much more so than usual.
>You will never stand there for a minute, blinking, pondering about what just happened.
>You will never get inside the bathroom to start furiously masturbating, one penis at a time, with your toothbrush in your mouth, her taste still lingering on it and her scent everywhere around your face and in the room
ITT: We post a cancerous and then non canerous ship in turn.
I'll begin with cancerous.
Have the description to help the cringe:
''Soon after making Twi and Celestia’s relationship public, they began to receive indirect pressure by their followers to formalize their union in front of the forces of Light and Harmony. They, like their highest representatives, had to follow their own traditions and unite in eternal matrimony.
All this chaos took the youngest one by surprise; the idea of celebrating a wedding alongside the one who used to be her mentor did not disgust her, in fact, she desired it… But she felt that it was too early. Despite all this, the wedding was done 20 moons after their little scandal, and the entire kingdom of Equestria rejoiced at the news while they prepared.
Twilight tried to convince Luna to physically assist their wedding, something that the goddess of darkness did not like a whole lot, thinking that her mere presence could ruin the ceremony and give her an even worse appeal with mortals. Instead of this, She and Zefiroth decided to attend the wedding but in the astral plane, away from everypony’s range of vision.''
How could this thread go wrong at all? :^)
>>30134025
Non cancerous? Twidash.
/thread
>>30134025
I like Twilestia, but that particular imagining of it does make me cringe.
Have a cancer ship.
Non-cancer because Occam's razor states these ponies are straight.
My day hasn't been so hot. Post Ponk to spread the laughter and make /mlp/ happy again.
>>30133940
Here you go op. I love you.
Why do so many Ponk threads start with an OP like...
>Waaaaaaaaaahhhh, pooor me!
>Make me feel better, /mlp/!
Kid, were not your parents.
We're not social workers.
We don't care whether you live, die, or grow mushrooms on your ass.
Turn off the computer, go outside, and get some real friends.
Stop shitting up he board with your shitty blogs.
Stop shitting up the board with your demands to be entertained.
Fuck off.
What is Sunset doing to Scitwi?
>>30133431
naughty things
>>30133431
>There are actually artists that do practically nothing but EqG shit
>>30133431
/r/ing Medeaset and Twituria.
Who wore it better?
>>30132818
Sponge Bob
>>30132818
Star Light
Star Bob
so what happens to her if somebody breaks the figurine? does she die? does the spell get cancelled? and what if she needs to use the bathroom? she got trapped in that drawer for a while..
>>30131970
Those wings look super easy to snap off.
>>30131970
Why send letters and shit if you can simply have shit like this to communicate with?
>>30131970
>so what happens to her if somebody breaks the figurine? does she die?
It would be extremely painful.
are these panties are are they just part of the skirt?
asking for a friend
Both
This is what you're looking for.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tutu_(clothing)
>>30131486
Did research. The bodice and skirt portion are usually one piece, and the panty (yes it is actually called that) is separate.
Its the time of month again
Story's about anything family related!
So it can be about anon finding a family or starting one.
The setting and world do not matter
Even if anon is in Equestria it is all allowed.
all writers are welcome!
All writers and story's.
http://pastebin.com/iKQ8R5sp
Discord.
https://discord.gg/eQjcGQh
Previous thread.
>>29925074 →
I will open this tread once a month.
so make the best of it.
i hope that beans i still lurking around
i guess this is the last there will ever be
no more beans
no more panic
no more metsu
if this dies it will never come back!
>>30108636
B-but muh family!
>A Completely, 100%, normal pony.
Thingpone Thread
https://pastebin.com/2414Qypj
Last Thingpone thread died, there was a cool writefag. This is his pastebin.