When will they be real, anon?
No. But if it makes you feel better, yes.
>>30140041
One day you'll find a nice girl, you'll go on dates and talk, you'll propose to her. What follows will be a grand wedding, and you'll take her on your new mattress. Then when your 6 years older you'll be in the basement and find a box. Out you'll pull 3 dolls, your daughter playing just out of sight will spot them and ask to play. And you'll finally see them come alive anon.
>>30140041
They better be. I want to look up Sonata's skirt.
Well, duh.
Is there a cutie mark for prostitution?
>>30139892
>that thread
>>30139892
That thread was so good. It even made it on a PTS.
>Anon I need a law rune right now! I'll even pay you triple for it
>>30139704
"All I have are a bunch of El runes."
>>30139704
I don't have any, but I can trim your armor if you want
>>30139704
I can get more telegrabbing zammy wine
So, we can all agree that yesterday's episode was the best in the series, right?
>>30139562
I do not approve.
>GUISE GUISE LOOK HOW COOL I AM LIKING THINGS I AM COOL YET???
at least you didn't used glim as OP
>>30139562
It was just perfect and we finally can say we had a proper Celestia episode. Shame about today's episode, though.
I want to adopt a pet pony
>>30139444
>obligatory feelsy twilight pet pony story.jpg
All leafs deserve lives as little pet ponies
>>30139444
I-I can be y-your pet pony anon.
How about that yak episode?
>>30139436
>Celestia episode, first time in 153 episodes
VS
>Pinkie Pie episode, roughly 4-5 per season
Perhaps you don't see priorities the way others do.
>>30139436
it was meh. i still love that gummy will behave like he has no thoughts going through his mind but then when ponk says how much she loves him hell give her a lick.
I actually liked it, was expecting it to be awful with how irritating the yaks were last time.
Nothing earthshaking but me laugh/10
Also pinkie managed to not be obnoxious.
>day in the life of celestia
>attend a fundraising event
>cut a ribbon
>sooth the fears of some community heads
>play mediator for a bunch of richfags
It's nice to know the ruler of equestria has fewer responsibilities than the mayor of a large town.
So Luna was right?
>>30139333
What, you wanted an absolute monarchy instead? Celestia's role can best be compared to the Queen.
Dont forget smiling constantly, not letting up for even a microsecond.
Anyone who's worked customer service knows how hard that can get.
A weird event has caused a large number of humans, particularly posters on /mlp/, to disappear from Earth and wake up in the land of Equestria as a pony (or Griffon), and none of them have cutie marks. With the sheer number of “trans-dimensional refugees”, the Royals have decided the best course of action would be to send them all to the expanding southeastern Equestrian frontier. The Royals have sent some bare supplies and materials to get started, and the Equestrians have set up a humble embassy staffed with advisors.
You and your fellow horsefuckers must work together to make this town flourish, explore, and tame the regional area.
Make a character (can be Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn, Zebra, or Griffon) and join the Discord: https://discord.gg/DpqMkfz
Link to Quest Archive: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uJMlXs0EeiEDK7PFmPbGjGG-xvsqw-My0dwDjxM25YA/edit#gid=0
The point of this game is content creation consisting of writefagging, artfagging, roleplay, and PnP Quests (we need GMs!)
The town lives or dies by the will of the people through out-of-character choices regarding city-building and resource management discussed in the thread, as well as in-character events which occur during the course of play.
(The town is located in the red circle pointed to in the bottom right quadrant of the Equestrian map)
NO RP IN THREAD!
>>30139288
Link to Daily Tracker: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sKIFgHjA3FaANVlYSdEEIvjc4P6wwuy-ayXl66zkrQ4/edit#gid=550198482
>>30139288
First for real birb hours will commence again
>>30139304
Griffons are a blight on the RP and should be purged.
We now have an idea of what the Equestria Girl's "natural form" looks like.
>>30139254
Doesn't look any different from what we've seen before
>>30139275
A BETTER idea...
>>30139254
>eats pudding by the bucketloads and still maintains that figure
One more reason why Pinkie is best girl.
>Anon, why don't you want to adopt me?
Sonic is faster
I have no business raising a human child, much less a horse alien.
>>30139217
i do
but you're not real so i can't
>>30139169
Fucking beta shit.
>banished to the moon for 1,000 years by her own sister
>has her own holiday called Nightmare Night where ponies teach each other to fear her
>put in charge of dreams witness every freaky fetish wetdream and nightmare in Equestria
>everything she does at the castle mostly goes unnoticed
>recently learns that her sister has an even more powerful form called Daybreaker that's much stronger than Nightmare Moon
>even blamed for ruining a field trip for cute fillies while Celestia will receive all the credit for fixing it
Does anyone have it worse than Luna?
>>30138990
>>30138990
Don't forget according to /mlp/ she is an "irrational emo"
>>30139010
rule 34 when? rainbow dash's mom is hot
long time ago
>>30138766
In these times of hardship...
>>30138766
Bullshit, OP, you want porn of her dad because he reminds you of the dad from steven universe
Meanwhile, in prehistoric /mlp/....
>>30138741
Wow, even back in the day OP was still a cocksucking machine
Ooga booga, giant sky fire ass is best ass.
>>30138741
>be cave dweller
Hey nor/mlp/eople! EQG is part of the MLP franchise you dumbfucks!
I sense a raid.
>>30138514
>i mek it agen mom lol xD
So glad you stains go back to school tomorrow.
>>30138529
>le underage maymay