>hasbro finally announces a my little pony: friendship is magic movie to be released in theaters.
>bronies around the world scream in delight
>meanwhile, in middle class suburbia, a little girl begs her mother to take her to see the movie
>her mother takes her the day the film opens and gets an early spot in the theater
>to her surprise, the other people crowding in are not children and their parents, but dozens of enormous, rotund men with long hair, acne, and neck beards.
>one such man walks down the aisle they are sitting in, his massive ass rubbing up against the mother and her daughter
>disgusted, the mother gets up and tries to take her daughter to another theater.
>she is horrified to find that other neckbeards are sitting all around her, and she can't get them to move.
>she an her daughter are encased in a prison of lard
>the movie starts
>sobbing, the mother and daughter remain seated, hoping to weather the storm until the movie is over.
>when an instrumental of the theme song starts up, all the bronies sing it very loudly, scaring the girl to tears.
>when the man sitting next to her raises his flabby arms to clap and cheer, she is assaulted with a noxious cloud of body odor.
>the film continues, and there is a brief scene where fluttershy's butt is front and center.
>suddenly, everyone in the theater goes deathly quiet, and for once the girl can hear what the ponies are saying.
>not for long
>everyone pulls their XXL gym shorts down and begins fapping furiously to the scene which has already passed.
>the mother grabs her daughter and holds her close, praying for it to end
>suddenly, audible ejaculations everywhere as semen is sprayed into the air in fountains, showering the girl in brony seed
>no easy task to clear the ground
>plant out tiny seeds
yeah yeah
It's "plant OUR tiny seeds", not "out"
Always pissed me off with this pasta
>>30238225
Did this happen when EqG was on theaters?
Would you kiss Sunset's butt?
>>30238090
She's my waifu and I'm the only one allowed to do so!
>>30238090
Why don't you stupid spamniggers stay in your shitty general
>>30238128
it's adorable when it gets mad
Why is Pinkie Pie literally, LITERALLY, the best waifu the show has to offer? If the writers got one thing right, it was her :)
>>30237911
I'm no ponk fan, but she cute.
Good, sure, but the best? I'm gonna need some proofs, preferably photographic.
>>30237911
She's the most annoying character to ever exist, your waifu is shit and you should feel bad for liking her.
What if you're waifu was a spooky ghost?
>>30237850
Hope I relive that one scene in ghostbusters with the sexy ghostfu above my bed.
>>30237850
What if you stayed in /swt/ you astounding fucking retard
I'll kill my self just to fuck her.
>a book containing every greentext and fanfiction you've ever read is given to twilight
>she will open it and attempt to read it
what do?
>>30237792
Pull my pants down in preparation.
>>30237792
nyet
"Anon, why are so many of these about me fucking a generic, obvious self insert?"
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>30237352
dashfags will prevail!!
>>30237352
LOUDER
Do ponies really want the hot monkey dick?
>>30236850
In my head, yes
>>30236850
i would rape twilight until her vagina was nothing more than a pile of blood and tissue. She would have to have a hysterectomy by the time I would be finished with that bitch.
>>30236850
No. They want the hot monkey dick to fuck something else while they masturbate in the cuckshed.
ITT: We come up with as many episode ideas as we possibly can and eventually see which ones predict actual future episodes in the upcoming years.
Glimmy forces a mare to continuously give birth and kill her own foals in extremely degenerate ways
>>30236791
>that episode of Jimmy Neutron where his dad made a woman experience giving birth again and again and again
>>30236781
Glimmy get wings
What are we gonna do about the Saddle Arabian problem?
>>30236503
>rape
>>30236554
can animals even rape each other?
I'm genuinely curious.
>>30236600
>can animals force fuck one another
yeah
Should unicorns be kept under closer surveillance? They seem quite capable of wrecking Equestria if they have the raw power, determination, and ability
They shouldbe forced to continuously give birth and kill their own foals in extremely degenerate ways
>>30236310
not so fast, headless_rainbow
>>30236310
(You)
MERRIWETHER
>>30236278
Isn't that the mercenary group?
>>30236278
Valentine's Day
Hooky
Squid's Day Off
Dying for Pie
Squidville
Shanghaied
Frankendoodle
The Secret Box
Band Geeks
Sailor Mouth
Just One Bite
Can You Spare a Dime?
Chocolate With Nuts
The Camping Episode
Pranks a Lot
>>30237794
>Spongebob episodes are written by one person.
>BARBIE ISN'T CAN-
>>30236255
Daily reminder that the show staff don't know the canon.
>>30236255
>using old tweets that were relevant before frst EQG was released
>she later at convention in 2015 pretty much said that EQG, Berrows books and comics will not affect the show meaning they are all not canon
You failed again OP
>>30236266
>i know the canon better than the people who write/make it
You've just been told that Tartarus has opened, and Celestia and Luna must be alerted immediately, but this guard won't let you into the throne room.
How are you going to get past him?
>>30236204
>rape
>>30236204
Throw him in the Cuckshed.
>>30236204
A quick blowjob always does the trick
t. slutty virgin living in a dream world
what are you looking at NERD
>>30235934
I'm looking at you, not your feet.
you wanted my socks off? you're so weird dude
geeze applebloom, why do you always want to play footsie?
Get a load of this bullshit.
https://twitter.com/thebiggestjim/status/871092176851050496
>>30235917
Wow, Big Jim's a pretty cool dude. Why do you faggots hate him?
>>30235917
>jim being an autistic bitch
move along people
theres nothing new to see here
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/mlp/ BTFO