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>>30243071

why don't you see pony nipples or pony vaginas? and why don't you ever see pony penis when big mac is shown from the side?

>>30243071
Clothing is a status symbol or identifier in upper echelons society and a vanity item everywhere else save for certain types (construction gear for the job, sweatsuits for those who are into exercise, ect).

Rarity caters to those tastes for the former, hence having Canterlot and Manehattan stores, and to those who visit Ponyville or have need of such a service there at her local boutique (which, presumably, is closest to where she acquires her gems for her designs). Here, she can also create and mail her newest lineups or designs for dresses.

Yes, this is probably headcannon, but its not like the show will say shit about the topic.

>>30243071
Because your uncle mike touched you at age 7 while you cried and watched rug rats

>>30243018

hang up.

>>30243018

The number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please check the number and dial again.

>>30243018
>you're gonna make a mess
>Stick dik thru phone
>sex horse

>>30242921
>Niggerball

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>>30242921

i rape her in the locker room showers.
she withdraws and quits the team.
a few weeks later she kills herself without leaving a note.

why is her marecock hanging out of her shorts

I want to make a pet mare continuously give birth and kill her foal in extremely degenerate ways

>>30242541
We're Fucked...

>>30242541
It's because you dumb niggers put a big fat fucking Trixie over their art. You didn't know when to leave well enough alone and now you're getting fucked in the ass for it.

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>>30242505
>he converted all of the genre tags to blue
for what FUCKING PURPOSE

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>>30242505
>FimFiction

>>30242696
It's my new favorite site.

>>30242167
If you add it up we have much more r34 than Pokemon.

>>30242182
Both tags are put on the same stuff. We still don't have more than Pokemon.

>>30242764
on derpibooru we have 245k porn pics, pony pussy crushes pokemon

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>>30242149
like, does EVERY mare in town want big macs fat horsecock?

>>30242149
I'd earn a fortune and spend it all on her, holy fuck

Shame that Price got shittier as years went on because people didn't like Reflections. And that they hired so many hacks.

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>>30242098

>>30242098
Even if they did, the EQD polls have spoken that they want to see Shimmer in the show.

We'd just be trading one poochie for another. And so on and so forth until those OCs of the FlashLight pairing become canon.

>>30242119
If you think Sunset steals the show (plotwise anyway, quality is a given) at all you probably haven't watched a single Equestria Girls movie or special in your life

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>>30241985
To the concentration camps!

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>>30241985
>"Which one of us works 14 hour days of of joint destroying impact labor and barely makes enough to maintain her farm?"

>>30242030
Not AJ if that's what you're implying.

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>>30241974
Don't call Twilight fat you bully

>>30241986
What is this meme?

>>30241935
Nice stealth fluffy abuse thread motherfucker.

>you used to have two pet pegasus ponies
>now you have two collectable plushies
>isn't it funny how life works out like that

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>>30241941
Fuck you, pet pony thread.

>>30241899
The passage of time

>What happened?
Their character arcs pretty much finished. They did everything that they needed to do, they fulfilled all of their dreams and got everything they ever wanted. They learned every lesson they needed to learn

>>30241899
>Did we go wrong
Yes we went wrong by trusting Hasnobro in the first place to do a decent show and not milk it to death.

>>30241871
>have we accepted x thing
>in 4chan

dont speak for everybody OP
the taste of the poster below yours could be as polarizing as the south pole from your vision

and no,a couple of threads dont mean anything except the 4 autistic freaks that cant stop thinking about it and got tired of horse pussy

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>>30241871
>a too bit girly
As apposed too everything else about mlp that's just swimming in testosterone.

>>30241925
Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that:

a show of colourful horses living under a rainbow
has been a part of my life,
taking a dive in the ocean as a seapone
is more manly than the entire ride.

Your faithful student,
Anon

>>30241758
Who told you I was looking to get hitch with your sister?
I love you, Applejack!

But Apple Bloom will grow into being ready while you'll still be the mare whose crust is only beaten by Rainbow Dash.

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>>30241758
My goodness my dear girl. You're right, she will need some instruction won't she.
Well then theres only one thing to do.
Guards seize her!
You'll make a fine concubine Applejack.
And your sister an even better tendie maker.
Who says you cannot have your cake and eat it too?

>>30241583
Why didnt he draw himself with a huge dick and girl ponies making gaga eyes over his dick

>>30241594
Because he's now some kind of sub-hermaphrodite.

>>30241611
Inb4 someone posts it