>Feather Bangs probably embarrassed himself when a fan of his music asked him out on a date
>spilled his spaghetti so hard he pushed her away
>this sent him into a deep depression
>Maud directed him towards Starlight's village
>Starlight accepted Feather Bangs because she knows how painful it is to lose a friend/lover from your own crippling social skills
>the three sluts that were fawning over him in the episode probably still had their crush on him during Starlight's communist phase
>Starlight probably prohibited love in the commune so that nobody would get hurt
>those slut ponies probably spent nights in the gulag hut for making googly eyes at Feather Bangs
ITT: post depressing backstories of the residents of Starlight's village.
>>30261373
How would they make babies in that village?
>>30261421
blindfolded mating ceremonies
the foals would be raised by everyone in the village equally
>>30261373
Maud aside I like this premise. He would never have had the girl come after him if not for his talent.
I just bought a ryzen processor.
>>30261285
>Pony combined with fidget spinner.
I've seen too much cancer in this life, just end me now famalam.
>>30261315
very nice, but why aren't you waiting for skylake-x?
Canary style.
Discuss.
what is canary style
>>30260848
I meant cuckoo. I don't know birds.
There are insects that do it too. It's called brood parasitism, and with insects it specifically happens with daughters of another nest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brood_parasite
Don't think we've had one of these in a long ass while so post your favorite episode from each season.
Twilight Must Die Mode: No Two-Parters
Son of Celestia Mode: Look at another poster's choices andguess what year/season they started watching My Little Pony.
Bridle Gossip
Luna Eclipsed
Magic Duel
Three's A Crowd
Rarity Investigates!
No Second Prances
Sonic Rainboom
Return of Harmony (Part 2)
Magic Duel
Maud Pie
Crusaders of the Lost Mark
Saddle Row Review
Bridle Gossip
A Friend in Deed
Too Many Pinkies
Maud Pie
Amending Fences
No Second Prances
>>30260802
I'm gonna guess 2013
>>30260665
2012
>>30260665
The Best Night Ever
A Canterlot Wedding
Magic Duel
Twilight's Kingdom
Amending Fences
Saddle Row Review
gonna just throw out 2014 for op
What's the cutest fanfic you ever read?
>>30260573
The part of Fallout: Equestria where the zebra is raped with the decapited head of one of her unicorn coworkers
>>30260573
I remember there being a pastebin where Sunset Shimmer reluctantly takes care of a baby left outside her door but starts to love it after awhile. I don't have the link though.
>>30260573
One a friend wrote where R63 Sweetie Belle bonds with R63 Grampa Gruff (the pic related guy).
Sooooooo. What are your plans for the movie /mlp/? Are you going to walk in and watch it like a man or pussy out and wait for netflix/DVD release?
>>30260537
>glimmer is on it
a pity,I almost gave a fuck
Who will be the guy to buy 70+ tickets to it like that Zootopia fan did?
>when you thought that other got bumped from the thumbnail
glimmer confirmed for movie appearance.
>>30260078
I don't even care, the movie's being shown earlier in huehuehueh taco nigger land so we'll all have it spoiled sooner than later.
>>30260078
>old manestyle
With her old superior updo. What does it mean?
Would your waifu even love you?
Be honest, would she even want your body?
Would she even want to talk to you?
What about you is even remotely attractive to your waifu?
Why even bother going to Equestria?
>>30260038
no
no
maybe
nothing
To die in a funny, over the top cartoon way
>>30260038
1I don't know, maybe with time.
2)I don't knoow what type of body she likes, itt may be weird for her since I am not a pony.
3)If I talk to her she will answer and from there I can try to small conversations every now and then so get to know each other. They look like a friendly culture.
4)Sma as the other two, we talk and see if she likes me, maybe I find something I don't like about her while we talk.
5)Did you see the size of the gems there? Even the most common ones are of the size of my fist or bigger, if I can find a way I could go there and come back here as a rich gem dealer.
Lear about a different culture, have a fresh new start on a brand new world even if it is performing odd jobs. Restart my life and correct past mistakes and maybe try to find happiness.
>>30260038
1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. I'm an exotic alien
4. I'm intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
5. To fuck your waifu and call you a faggot
Someone has murdered Twilight. Princess Celestia has pulled you from another dimension into Equestria to find the killer. Where do you begin?
>>30259935
>Where do you begin?
Depends, is the body still warm?
>>30259935
>image
>thumbnail
Hiding your shitty thread
That's where
Who would so such a thingwithout first forcing her to continuously give birth and kill her foals in extremely degenerate ways?
We all know she is a cake loving monster.
Ah, Season 1. Remember when fanfics were too lazy to come up with their own villains so they just turned Celestia into epic sun tyrant because Luna dindu nuffin or NMM is back (but also separate from muh precious woona now)?
>>30259983
>S1 era-fanfics
They were usually fucking terrible, but they were so charmingly terrible. This whole fandom was so comfy back then.
>>30259983
I missed that part. I came to the fandom around the end of season 2.
So that explains why all the songs in FiM and EqG have been lackluster for a while.
You're a little slow to realize this, OP
>>30259476
>all the songs have been lackluster
>Best Friends Until the End of Time exists
>>30259671
even when he's phoning it in he is a goddamned genius
horsefuckers, how is season 6+7? About to start watching them this summer now that school's out. Any episodes worth skipping? I hate glimmer in particular so should I just avoid these seasons?
https://xxnightmaremoonxx.de/vweb/?page_id=79&page=2
>>30259228
watch them and judge for yourself..then come back and shitpost about them with your own shitty opinion
>>30259228
Watch everything. Don't skip anything. Tell us what you think.
Anon, there wasn't a trapped duckling by the dock. You just took me behind the peir and fucked me....was there ever even a duck?
>>30259192
No, you're confusing me for Discord
>>30259192
There was but when we got here I found it had escaped on it's own so I decided to rape you so the trip would not be a total waste.
>>30259192
I said my DICK was trapped in the zipper. I established this many times before we even got here, describing exactly how the foreskin was half-pinched in between a zipper rib. Jesus, Fluttershy, you have to listen more clearly next time.
good night /mlp/
Die in your sleep
>>30259183
Night ponurt
>>30259183
Kill yourself, faggot
Would you eat out her ass and massage her wings because Shining wouldn't?
>>30259041
Maybe
>>30259041
I want to eat her peetzer.
I know I would