>"Give Mommy a kiss, Anon"
>>30326019
Rape
>>30326027
I dont know if I should be sickened or aroused by this
Why does /mlp/ hate EQG so much?
>inb4 "no hooves"
does it really matter? Most of the crossposters are fucking retarded or trolls trying to bother you, which they do successfully because any HINT of eqg causes a shit storm of epic proportions because the >no hooves crowd apparently has no leash on their autism. EQGfags from what I've seen stay in their threads and don't cross post.
Man, it sure is Summer in here
>I want to create bait by saying that people get angry when something is mentioned when in reality no one cares saged
>>30325835
>no hooves
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>you honestly think this doesnt happen even in eqg threads
can this be anymore retarded?
Hey guys, look it's one of the Celestia episodes we always wanted.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/20685/1/sunny-skies-all-day-long/chapter-1
>Princess Celestia tires of constantly being surrounded by decorum, deference, and formality, and decides to take a day off from being Princess. But visiting Ponyville incognito is harder than she expects. Will she be able to fit in and make friends without blowing her cover?
>>30325308
>FimFiction
>>30325316
Anon you are posting on Fimfiction, it's called >>>/mlp/greentext/
>>30325308
IDW says hi.
Mfw want to watch mlp but too autistic to not be embarrassed.
>>30325134
Why are you embarrassed?
>>30325134
You're on 4chan. If you're not embarrassed to be on 4chan, you shouldn't be embarrassed watching mlp. Still a magnitude better than your chinese cartoons.
>>30325134
Just fucking watch it. You act like you have a monkey on your back looking over your shoulder and intensely judging your decisions.
Its just a fucking cartoon nigga damn
Extended preview of MLP #55, "Wings Over Yakyakistan" was posted.
Fill in the __________!
Horse __________!
Mare __________!
IWTCI __________!
Love and __________!
__________ is best pony waifu!
__________?! Gay!
SIXTY __________!
__________ is literally killing the fandom.
__________ is better than __________ a __________ __________!
Too many blanks!
I fill in a maximum of 3 blanks per weekend.
Fill in the nigger!
Horse nigger!
Mare nigger!
IWTCI nigger!
Love and nigger!
nigger is best pony waifu!
nigger?! Gay!
SIXTY nigger!
nigger is literally killing the fandom.
nigger is better than nigger a nigger niggaer!
>>30324663
Fill in the plot holes!
Horse News!
Mare Do Well!
IWTCI horse pussy!
Love and prosperity!
Big Mac is best pony waifu!
Sweetie Belle?! Gay!
SIXTY KEKS!
Cadence is literally killing the fandom.
Clop is better than singing a FiW song!
Hope Edition
Previous Thread: >>30237789
GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1b1jASUKcbpyp6u1nk0d8m8m_toNwUGSlesl7F1IPa4o/edit#heading=h.lo64gd9lo8lv
Old CrazyRain's Story Archive: http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea
Prompt collection: https://pastebin.com/GgD2Yvkv
>>30324411
so cute
>>30324411
mods here's another you missed
>>30324411
Now you have gone too far.
>'Are you ready to be reformed, Nyx?'
>>30323471
>P-Please don't...!
Reform me mommy!
>>30323471
if this implies getting rid of that eyesore nightmare moon and making her nyx and it's canon then I'll allow this barbieTM
>what do you want to do to this pone?
fugg
>>30323201
[!]
pone is not for sexual
>>30323195
Iterate.
Guest singers/actors/writers you would like to see in an episode.for me, I want to see Seth MacFarlane write an episode and Bo Burnham write and perform a song
Pic unrelated but I thought it would be eye catching.
>>30322605
I want Donald Trump to grab my waifu by the pussy.
>>30322605
Dave Willis
I'd really rather MacFarlane stay away from pony.
I dunno who else I'd want as a celebrity voice though. I was pining for Weird Al and now I'm satisfied. William Shatner is just a bonus.I really hope he sings Shatner-style.
I guess Terry Crews could be a lot of fun. He'd be a Minotaur, obviously.
Gimme a prompt that I can write in a 1-3 posts and I'll try to do it. Wanna get better at writefagging.
Also I'm about 4 shots deep so don't expect my best work.
>>30321093
>Glimmy adopts Nyxie, but Nyxie is being a bad pony and an annoying cunt, so Glimmy decides to solve it her usual way
>>30321131
hahaha
no
The Mane 6 become drunk and Spike is the only one who can save the day
How's season 7 holding up guys? Has there been any more cute interactions between these two?
>>30320215
I don't know about you autists, but I'm loving it. The only episode I didn't enjoy was the Buttershush one.
A lot of the episodes have been really good. Like, REALLY good.
Anyway, that's just my opinion
>>30320215
>How's season 7 holding up guys?
I'm liking it so far. Except for AJ's character assassination in Honest Apple, Pinkie's unbearable stupidity in Rock Solid Friendship, or the entirety ofA Royal Problem, which was my least favorite episode so far, everything else has been pretty nice.
>Has there been any more cute interactions between these two?
Not yet.
>>30320215
It's okay, I'm hoping for some more emotional stories, but it's fine, the same as always.
Look Anon, stop being such a faggot about this and just sign the trade agreement.
It's mutually beneficial for fucks sake.
Your empire needs gems for your nobles and we need precious metals for our industry's.
What's it going to take?
Do you want me to suck your dick for it?
Or maybe you'd prefer I marry my sister away to you like some cum sleeve?
What's it going to take?
>>30319280
Anon was holding in a fart this entire meeting.
He wondered to himself....if he coughed loud enough would she notice if he passed a little gas?
>>30319280
Actually both thing are part of the agreement.
They are the small letters at the end of the agreement.
So please, start sucking while I sing this and then we inform your sister about our engagement.
I want legal immunity
One of the main things that drew me to this show years ago was the high levels of comfy.
I feel that this fandom has lost sight of that.
Let's try to regain some of the early years comfy with a nice comfy thread.
I'll dump some nice pics I got. Post whatever, pics, fics, irl greentexts, show greentexts, shitposts, just as long as it's comfy pones.
It's what it's all ever been about amirite?
Gonna dump some of my fav comfy pics
>Ready for a full day at the beach with mommy, sweetie? Don't forget your floaties!
"I'm 24, mom"
>>30215795
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive 2.0
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>Trippy_Shippy
Change of view - Ded https://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain https://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
Linguistic Walls https://pastebin.com/4sXpk2QJ
>Crimson
Bathtime https://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon https://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues https://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1
>Blue Feather
Good Morning Sunshine https://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM
>AfterHours
Ten Years https://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped https://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime https://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick https://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala https://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day https://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
Camping Gone Wrong [EqG] https://pastebin.com/BDh8TQzG
Ten Years: Sleeping Through the Night https://pastebin.com/eXKhXGTZ
Ten Years: Nightmare Night https://pastebin.com/9Z1ihdJh
Just Pretending https://pastebin.com/5yLC320R
Nightmare [EqG] https://pastebin.com/7HAeaNuM
>SomeFag
Memories Of Anon https://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7
>Unbirthusiast
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09
>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
https://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP
>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E
>LoreLove
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw
Beachside Bum Fun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/4n0aJTVF
>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
https://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN
>>30215803
>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi
>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend https://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story https://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa
>Woofr
Morning for Momlestia Thread https://pastebin.com/3igfBZYv
>Anonymous
Anon and Celestia play in the snow http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/#20486449
Growing Up (young Anon) [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/vKwqA7XJ
Bathroom Break (watersports, young Anon) [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/JUrNqtF3
>Faggoat
Mama Celestia [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/SwmMJTkN
>Mr. Zed
https://pastebin.com/cV0Qv4hm (unfinished)
>Ditherer
The Westmost Edge of the World https://pastebin.com/LKrb1cdE
>>30215811
Momlestia archive
Every time I look at you Anon, All I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18634110/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18720076/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18780065/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18822963/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18863855/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/18931039/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19007389/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19070626/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19159471/
#5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19209388/
#6 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19237477/
#7 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19285044/
#8 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19390548/
#9 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19479388/
#10 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19583100/
#11 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19687089/
#12 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19827068/
#13 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/19947205/
#14 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20111754/
#14.5 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20244209/
#15 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/
#16 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20629973/
#17 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20790596/
#18 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20978531/
#19 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21360623/
#20 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21620837/
#20.1 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21639886/
#21 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/21986248/
#22 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/22650134/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23100597/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23432726/
#23 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23503970/
#24 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23701855/
#24 Take 2 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/23905846/
#25 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/24411666/
#26 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25247204/
#27 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25679302/
#28 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25808368/