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Dude I would without a doubt eat a cake made entirely of Pinkie's shit, and I'm not talking marshmallow frosting

>>30329832
I don't like cake so no.

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>>30329832
Pinkie is bad at her job. That's one of the funny things about her character.

That said, the writers are worse at their jobs so any consistency of character is out the window.

>>30329826
> The Starlight Glimmer and the Out Of Character Remane6 show.

>>30329826
Not better than Haber, but better than Vogel.

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>>30329826
>handling the season
>Implying they're not doing Vogel's bidding for the Poochie Glimmer show.
Which is a shame because almost all the non-Poochie episodes were good. Hell, even the Flurry one wasn't a complete disaster, and that's saying a lot.

>>30329604
I'd probably just make it Twin Peak with ponies.

Pony butts every scene

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>>30329622
This, to be quite honest.

It'd be TV-NC17 and be full of memes/obscure references.

>>30325581
all of them

proud of all of them

fluffy ears and chest fluff. No, i'm not ashamed of it. To be ashamed is to be regretful, I do not regret how I live.

>>30325581
Bestiality of course, and funny enough futa.

Luna's Magic Wand was pretty much my gateway into a ton of shit.

>>30324853
Ugh everything? They always sucked.

Their comic books were always cheesy garbage with generic stories straight out of a 90s comedy cartoon.
They always, but always hired the most talentless faggots in charge of the art and dialogue.

>>30324969
I don't think anyone behind it ever actually really liked the show.

>>30324969
>They always sucked.
The first year was quite good. Everything after that was shit and remained being shit, though.

I don't see ebook version being available.

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>>30324604
Same, I've been looking all morning. They already have an expansion

>>30324620
Its not an expansion its an adventure.

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We need to reform the anti-Glim league.

Will you join us again Shimmer?

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>>30323913
You're jelous that Glim will never be as sexy as Sunset.

>>30323869

let's be honest here

reformed villains are hot as fuck

the patrician choice is a threesome with Starlight as a pony and Sunset as a human

>>30321844
Well if I had to...

>Chrysalis helps free Tirek and Sombra
>Two part Glim Glam power hour

>>30321848
>Free sombra
He's fucking dead

>>30321844
well, sombra had a pretty nice redemption arc in the comics honestly.
>inb4 comics aren't canon.

>>30320770
All shitposters come from the same tree.
If you look closely all glimmerfags/barbiefags are also redditors/b/tards which are australians, canadians, mexicans and really dumb americans.

>>30320784
I don't think that's entirely true, but I could believe it anyway.

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>>30320770
Imagine that.

>>30320284
But... this is a sign of the end. Hasbro's original market is LEAVING.

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This put a smile on my face. Thanks anon.

>>30320284
Proof?

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and soon Sunset will too

>>30311491
That guy is completely gay anon, your headcanon destroys itself

>>30311498
Flash has the nice guy role now, meaning he will end up masturbating to a photo of Sunset while she fucks guys like Bulk Biceps

>These past few days have been hectic at the MegaStable 5 research facility.
>After the threat of a thief trying to steal trade secrets from the director's office was thwarted, a massive search was launched. The authorities were contacted, and the central branch of the Big Mare Hero Project alerted. A network of spies and information trackers was put on full monitoring work, to make sure no unauthorized data made its way into the dark nets.
>An exhaustive search of every single computer in the facility, including those of the big mares, was carried out with expensive, high technology equipment, as well as magic tampering devices. It was found that only one copy of the documents was made, and the type of hard drive disk used made it impossible to directly copy it to another device without the intervention of a computer. The possibilities that Dandy Rump made a escape with any data are slim, but everyone's on tilt.
>As you go over these thoughts, you slowly roll off the bed, stretch and clean your face to start the day off. Shadow Cloak and Con Job have been integrating nicely, the unicorn teaching you and Illumina more about the mysterious art of Wan Kan Din Sao, perfecting the basics and allowing you to understand the flow of combat better. After only three days, you already feel empowered.
>Returning to your room, you turn the computer on, to find a series of mails. A notification from the vlog service, reminding that you haven't recorded anything in quite a while, and a message from Tamiya saying that an offer from Dual Pharma has been made for a sample of the chemical needed to work on the big stallion formula, as well as a call to speak with Dime Fang about the possibility of spending such money.
"Well, I could do that right now..." your eyes go glossy over the contents of the mail. You could also record a new vlog, but you need to figure out what to say... you can do anything, really. Maybe Illumina is at the VR room now?

>>30249244
I thought the deal was, we say some stuff at the speech, and then they give us what we need. Whats the big deal?

>>30249244
We should check the mail first. If one of them is storm we should tell her the good news about dual pharma.
Then go talk to Dime fang.

>Why a new thread though?
One gen moves too fast and I tend to have to reexplain what this is on a decent basis, so this thread was made for that. Also, I feel like it needs to have a separate thread because I kinda feel like it takes away from the memery. The other gen moves at a snails pace and well, I feel like it's better to consolidate into one thread.

>Where is the first league's playlist.
Here it is. http://derpy.me/4a4ov

>What's the schedule?
5/13 - Preview(Plus Qualifying match) - Done
5/27 - League Day 1(8 matches).
6/3 - League Day 2(8 matches).
6/10 - League Day 3(8 matches).
6/17 - League Tournament.

>What's the rules this time.
30 minute(game time) time limit. Means about 15 minutes real time. Win by pinfall, submission, countout.

>Is it still going to be around 4PM EST Saturdays.
Yes, that is what I'm planning on.

>Why isn't my waifu here?
More than likely she made it in the top 8 of the first league to not be demoted. Those were, in order, Chrysalis, Dash, Sunset, Luna, Vinyl, Pinkie, Twilight, Fluttershy.

Welp, with Day 2 almost upon us, here's the list of matches for tomorrow.

Group A:
Rarity(0) vs Berry Punch(0)
Octavia(3) vs Princess Cadence(3)

Group B:
Trixie(3) vs Bon Bon(0)
Starlight Glimmer(0) vs Treehugger(3)

Group C:
Princess Celestia(3) vs Adagio Dazzle(3)
Derpy Hooves(0) vs Spitfire(0)

Group D:
Applejack(3) vs Maud Pie(0)
Sonata Dusk(0) vs Lyra Heartstrings(3)

Sorry I didn't throw up the thread as soon as it went in the archive. Things got pretty busy on my end. I do wish it would stop getting dropped to the archive though.

Ref Anon is doing better than expected at reffing the matches.

Piss is disgusting

>>30164007
who is it

all I see is that rainbow pride dude

Nude edit when?

>>30331947
>implying she hasn't already figured out

She knows OP and has never been more disappointed in you. now ripped that ass back open and stick your sick in it you know it's going to happen inevitably also post pic

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>>30331947
Oh.

Ok.