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>>30348239
Still the shy one

>>30348239
Flutterbitch
Flutterempowered
flutterfuckoffanonyoumeannothingtomenowthaticanassertmyself

>>30348239
She's still shy. Sometimes people tend to be out of character in front of their best friends/lovers idk if they are and it's always the shy ones, you know.

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>>30347540
I'd rather have a filly dominate me.

I live to serve my mistress

>celestia and luna will never use you as their personal cuddle buddy.
>you will never be pat on the head and called a good human.
>you will never be nuzzled affectionately and called theirs.
>you will never have their combined scents all over you to ward off anymare that gets ideas.

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>>30347480
Just snuggling up with her under a blanket on a cold winters day, the exact circumstances may vary but the core idea is always there.

I just want to be held by someone who loves me for once in my life.

>>30347480
I want Luna to force herself on me, then brand me so that I'm her property, and snuggle me until I develop stockholm syndrome.

>>30347537
A-fucking-men.

>>30347279
>making Twi a nigger
Fucking why?

Also the proper answer is rarara

>>30347294
rarararara does have the biggest ass in that pic, which triggers me a little as I feel Ponks should be the biggest.

>>30347294
her being so tiny there despite being the largest pony triggers me more

>>30347102
Tips and links:

Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f

http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.

Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/
Just a ton of guides on different writing tropes and themes: https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/
Podcasts on writing: http://www.writingexcuses.com/

A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy

>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.

*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.

>>30347111
Here’s some new stuff that didn’t fit in the second post.

A couple writing podcasts:
http://www.writingexcuses.com/
http://typehammer.com/podcast/

An archive of how to write pretty much anything:
https://curiosityquills.com/limyaael/

An idea generator:
http://writers-den.pantomimepony.co.uk/writers-first-lines.php

A worldbuilding forum:
http://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/

Yay. You're back

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Tails of Equestria rulebook here!
>>30231600
"Equestria Girls: Magic, Magic Everywhere!" here!
>>30244235

COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

712: Discordant Harmony - When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.

713: The Perfect Pear - The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.

714: Fame and Misfortune - Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.

715: Triple Threat - Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.

716: Campfire Tales - When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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cozy ponies

She got drunk on eggnog.

>>30346414
Kek. Headcannon accepted, Flutters gets confident as fuck when she drinks, but she only does it on special occasions.

>>30346446
Is this like Popeye and Spinach

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>>30346071
>he buys merch

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>>30346078
>he doesn't buy merch

Pinkie would hug anyone for free.

>>30345911
Australia is airing 3 new episodes over the next few days. Discordant harmony is plaing at 3:40pm ausfag time

>>30345920
Specific dates?

>>30345951
TODAY NIGGA

>>30345625
Fuck no.

Jesus christ that thing is repulsive

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>>30345625
How are you supposed to fuck a spider?

>>30345625
Squish with a rolled up newspaper? Yes.

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Celestia is bestia and the mareliest mare in Equestria.

>>30344547
agreed

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>>30343341
Crosspostan for emotional blackmail to make LaP continue lessons for socially retarded Glimmer

I think Rarity would get a kick out of this. https://youtu.be/2juNu52zNY0

>>30344399
It's kinda dumb but I like listening to covers of pop songs but in styles from older decades like 20' - 50's. Like Postmodern Jukebox. Also, Fall Out Boy and Panic! At the Disco

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>>30344445
>Forgot to mention waifu
She would probably wouldn't like it as I get the sense she would like more rock style or heavy metal music like Aerosmith and Led Zepplin.

>>30344196
He just needs to find a new job.

[FOSGITTED]

>>30344196
We're sorry all the way to the bank

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>>30342959
It was just a prank bro, I still like the show, I just like shitposting even more

>>30342959
quit being delusional it's complete shit now.

>>30342959
I love everything after season one.

It is kinda annoying how most of the folks on /mlp/ can't seem to stop whining like a bunch of entitled brats that the show has moved on without them.

ANOTHER QUALITY THREAD

>>30342538
Anypony but Twilight