What did you get her?
>>30405147
Extreme birthday spanks.
She won't be able to sit down until next years birthday.
>>30405147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94qjHzRIMm4
>>30405147
I got her a 5-
5 dollar-
5 dollar foot looooong.
>when the Dragon Lord wants to summon all the dragons of Equestria, those dragons will all receive an itchy, bright glowing aura that will only be removed once they answer the call
Why wasn't the big dragon from Dragonshy there?
He most likely would have instantly won.
>>30404837
Anon that would require that writers watch older episodes.
>>30404837
Maybe dragons only get that big when overwhelmed by their own greed, they're too feral to be lord of anything.
>>30404837
Because it's super obvious that he only called the children.
Luna assumed it was a "Call everyone' call, in reality the Bloodstone Scepter lets him actually target any dragons of a specific age, hinting at greater powers it's capable of and that there's more to controlling it than the basics. Luna, the characters, knows very little about dragons and assumed it was a broad and unwieldy thing, but in reality it's a tiny little toothpick that would take a dragon his size a lot of control to hold properly, let alone control. They showed, not explained, that he only called kids, because they assumed you'd pick up on that.
They trusted children more than you, anon.
This is my wife, say something nice about her.
>>30404685
At least she's not Marble.
maud deserves rape
>>30404685
Her brain is a rock she is mentally retarded.
Trixie is and always has been a mare. Stop spreading rumors about her!
I want to comfort a self conscious Trixie
>>30404673
She's whatever you want her to be
>>30404727
I want her to be my waifu
Healthy filly edition
711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
ToE: The Curse of the Statuettes Showcase here!
>>30386843
Friendship is Magic #55 is storytimed here!
>>30355226
The first movie prequel comic should be out Wednesday, too!
>>30400786
Previous thread.
>filly
>>30404538
I like mine with chives
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
712: Discordant Harmony -When Discord invites Fluttershy to his realm for tea, he worries she won't be comfortable there and begins to change it and himself with disastrous results.
713: The Perfect Pear -The Apple Siblings learn about their parent's love story and find out that they're half Pear.
714: Fame and Misfortune -Twilight Sparkle's publishing of the friendship journal has unintended consequences when ponies start to argue over who wrote the best lessons.
715: Triple Threat -Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there.
716: Campfire Tales -When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation.
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
'ELLO THERE HORSES. WE'Z A BAND 'O ORKZ FRUM /TG/, AN' WE'Z 'EARD ABOUT YOU'Z "FRENSHIP" AN' 'OW IT'Z A LOT LOIK OUR WAAAAAGH! ENERGY, BUT WIFF MORE LASERS AN' STUFF. WE'Z WANNA GET SOME O' DAT POWA, AN' FOIGHT A BIT TOO!
>>30404509
This is fake and gay.
>>30404524
YOU'Z FAKE AN' GAY.
>>30404509
I'd still tap that Rarity
Hello doe's anyone know a way to get to the mlp Universe? if so please tell me
>>30404351
>>30404351
>>30404351
join https://discord.gg/P6dstMt
>Starlight isn't a mary sue
Coming from the website that openly called Nicks a mary sue
>>30404259
>Nicks
It's Neeks, dude.
>>30404272
just wanted to avoid user filters friendo
>>30404259
>Admits she's ludicrously overpowered
>But she's not a mary sue because I say so :^)
Fuck this guy. Thing is I actually DON'T consider Starlight to be a mary sue but his reasoning is piss poor.
Because god dammit, we're that sad.
>>30404206
Poems can also just be about pones in general
The color orange
The same color as the fruit
Yet you like apples
Wait that's a haiku, shit.
>>30404334
Haiku's are poems too, right?
Would you watch anime with her?
Would you cosplay with her?
Would you go to Neighpon with her?
>>30404147
Yup.
Yes.
Absolutely.
>>30404147
I think you meant to post this in mlpg
>>30404147
I guess
Maybe
Knowing the place, I'm going to bring some soap
Timber just finish his story of Gaia Everfree.
And now it's your turn, what story would you tell?
>>30403710
The Ugly Barnacle
story of Gayer Everfree
>>30403710
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the principal of a school called CHS
ITT: /mlp/ argues over what the best fan fiction is.
>>30403265
Nice slide thread, faggot
Past Sins with Benefits
>>30403265
>best
How about "least terrible"
Fuck.
Just watched Applejack's parents episode first time and I am so sad now.
Please help me somehow before I'll fucking die.
>>30403203
Kill yourself, faggot
Board could do well to lose retarded newfags like yourself who think every little thing warrants starting a thread
>>30403203
You must kill your mom and then kill her heart
>>30403215
>>30403228
It's not helping It only got worse
>7 years (ok more like 3 in universe)
>5 cute, young mares
>saviors of the world multiple times over
>the only guys they've managed to attract were a metrosexual hipster and a NEET faggot
what's the matter with them
>>30402788
FIM was never made for that
>>30402788
>5 cute, young mares
>>30402788
Who's that one in the hat at the end
I don't recall seeing them in the show before
>loves to make people happy
>confirmed party animal
>addicted to sweet-induced endorphins
Pinkie is almost certainly a huge slut
>>30402756
Happiness looks like fool's gold to those with rose-tinted glasses and jaded hearts
she's rather childish, though, i think of her as a sweet and innocent pony
>>30402756
She is, and that's okay.