>You only get up this early for her,
>This was obvious to you now, but still...
>You fucking hated running.
>But you certainly didn't hate her...
>The familiar clink of her prosthetics come racing up behind you, and you smile.
>She's going to lap you... again.
>She swats you with her tail as she races by, and turns to look at you.
>"Catch me if you can, Nonny!" she yells.
>Like usual, you are filled with determination to catch up, and push yourself forward.
>You chase her around the track, and she looks back to see that you're much closer than before and giggles.
>He mane flies, her smile bright...
>This; is why you get up in the morning.
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>>30415319
>Get overtaken by crip horse
>Oh no you don't!
>Vibrate at speed of light
>Leap into sky and engulf hors into bum
>Cripple horse is now braaaaaaaap horse :DD
Haha braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
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>>30415350
Something slightly touching
Followed up by this...
/mlp/ at its finest
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>>30415350
Never change, you despicable excuses for human beings.
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>>30414746
I won't rape you.
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>>30414746
I won't rape you
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>>30414746
Your parents abandoned you because they knew you were going to be a failure.
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In the movie why doesn't The Glim just unload a level 80 beam super on the invading force? Or make duplicates of herself and spam magic at them? Or just turn back time and solve the problem beforehand.
I wonder if they'll even bother to write her down for this.
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>>30414598
There's something called plot armor. And Twilight could do the same
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>>30414598
A better question is where the fuck Discord going to be during all this?
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>>30414624
There's something called plot armor. And Twilight could do the same
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>There has been someone at Hasbro/DHX since 2008 that has actually legitimately hated a small cartoon dragon enough that they draw him getting murdered as official concept art
>They actually believed him constantly getting shit on was something appealing to the audience
Did anyone ever laugh at Spike eating shit? I'll admit it was funny the first few times but man it eventually got to the point where you expected it. It's pretty insane how much the creators of the series actually seemed to have a grudge over him of all characters. Why?
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>>30414283
Nearly every cartoon or TV show thrives upon one character being beat up upon.
>Big Bang Theory had Sheldon
>Drake and Josh had Megan
>SpongeBob has Squidward
>MLP has Spike
What's the difference?
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>>30414318
The dedication to it that bordered on a personal grudge for a cartoon character.
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>>30414283
There's nothing funny about just seeing somebody fall over, unless they're fat.
There has to be some kind of setup or circumstance that makes it funny.
If Spike getting hurt were actually a joke it would be the most overused joke in the series.
I fucking hate Spike but that doesn't mean I enjoy watching him sustain injuries while everybody laughs.
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>5 hours since the trailer dropped
>absolutely no porn
i'm fucking disappointed in y'all
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There's already porn of capn birb
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>>30414088
An entire pirate ship of parrots amuses me to no end.
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So the trailer had a lot of Pinkie Pie lines. I think she was given more speaking time than anyone else, even Twilight.
And all of Pinkie's lines were her being a retarded flanderized so-random little screech owl.
Why was this so prominent in the trailer? Does this kind of thing actually attract people to the movie?
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>>30414040
>that's not pinkie's character
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It's foreshadowing her death in the film climax
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>>30414040
>kids actually love randumb, who coulda guessed?!
>let's not play on this on the fucking trailer to our biggest budget movie ever
Good thing you'll never work in the business Anon.
You wouldn't last a fucking week.
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So is /mlp/ lifting its ban an anthro after the movie hits?
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>>30413876
An exception has already been in place for canon characters. Anthro versions of regular ponies will still be bannable.
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>Capper will be lusting after Rarity
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>30413895
But the movie isn't canon
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My Only Contribution to the Fandom.
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You did good anon
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It's better than mine.
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>>30413853
Can I have the version without the brazzers?
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MLPFEMTORPG -- That trailer though
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https://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM
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https://pastebin.com/6dTx6i08
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I didn't see Sunset Shimmer in the trailer.
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>>30413501
Not part of the same continuity
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>>30413501
I didn't see starlight having protagonism on the trailer.
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>>30413501
She's still in the other universe, dumbshit.
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guess who's coming to the big screen anon!
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>Glim is fucking canon
>Glim WILL be in the movie
S*nshitfags BTFO worldwide
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glimmy glammy
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>>30412468
>Glimmer
>canon
Keep dreaming
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You see Sunset poop what do?
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>>30411710
Hide dougmonster threads
Ignore dougmonster posts
Do not reply to dougmonster posters
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>>30411710
Apologize and close the door.
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Offer to lick her anus clean
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ARE YA READY
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>>30411583
No.
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>>30411583
Yes.
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>>30411583
No I'm not ready at all! In fact I've got lots more planned!
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ITT: garbage that held the franchise back 2017-06-28 10:17:54 Post No.30411561
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ITT: garbage that held the franchise back
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this thread
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>>30411561
The fandom's refusal to accept the changes found within the show.
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>>30411561
Finally, a thread I agree with
Any tips on cleaning a severely dirtied Plushie? So I was an idiot and slept with a Sweetie Belle Plushie for about 2 years and I just tried to clean her but the original color won't come back. Should I un-stuff her, and then bleach the minky?
>pic related
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>>30411184
Holy shit how little do you shower?
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>>30411184
Dear fucking God Anon, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>30411184
Yo get deze ZOOMED WORDS in de sgreengap :D:D:D