Majority Information in Pic Edition
Make a character (can be Earth, Pegasus, Unicorn, Zebra, or Griffon) and join the Discord: https://discord.gg/DpqMkfz
Links for things you need to fill out:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uJMlXs0EeiEDK7PFmPbGjGG-xvsqw-My0dwDjxM25YA/edit#gid=0 [Quest Summary]
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1sKIFgHjA3FaANVlYSdEEIvjc4P6wwuy-ayXl66zkrQ4/edit#gid=550198482 [Daily Planner]Rules follow below.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Fyu7J_j3J_uOc75TPRxric7176I_t9LYNjjfrz9GeaM/edit#gid=265088743 [Census and Town Stats] Rules follow below.
NO RP IN THREAD!
Rules: [GMs can use any system they wish, the following is a rough gist of what everyone has been doing and how well they are at it]
Day Planner- Each day divided into 3 slots. Morning, Afternoon and Evening. Briefly describe what you do in each usually a sentence or two long about what you decide to do. Be it a job, a quest or just being a neet working on invention you'll slowly work and increase you skills over time!
Skill increases are based on Tier System with each daily progress put towards reaching those Tiers up to a max of 5. For every Tier gained in a skill you gain an ability and a bonus to your roll involving that skill. Quests allow for double skill gains based on what you did on it. While jobs allow you to slowly increase skills while making money all the while. [Note if other Gms wish to use different systems they are well within their rights to.]
>>30371269
Census Rules: This allows you to not only apply yourself to the town registry, but also keep track of the kingdoms' stats when it comes time for the updates in thread. Each phase is handled as Upkeep, Improvement, Economic and then Event. Improvement and Economic phase are where players will be given the option of voting on the improvements to the town, what to build in the area and of course colonizing the wilds around us! While Economic allows for the players to donate any bits they have earned to help fund the town! Every 1k Gold Bits equates to 1 Base Point for building or colonizing the lands around us.
>Current Turn: 6
>Stability Roll: 20vs24:Fail! Unrest up by 1!
>Unrest Reduction: 29vs24:Pass! Unrest down by 1!
>Economics Roll: 35vs24:Pass! BP increase by 11!
It's been a long while yet, near two months or so since our ponies had first arrived on the jungle strewn shore line from Equestria, despite the attempts of the local guard to handle crime and local disturbances there was an event. The event in question was caused by something only humanity would be able to pull off, who was best pony, surprisingly it wasn't caused by a discussion of the main cast from up in Ponyville! Instead the two local groups Weather's Feathers and Dandy Men alike have come to blows over whose the best pony in town! Outrage was in the streets as ponies from both sides refused to see reason in regards to their discussion. It has gotten to the point both have declared blood feud with each other!1/2
>>30371282
However not all is at lost as Winter Gale, local Party Hostess, with the aide of Belle Beauty, Weathervane and Dandelion were able to finally bring an end to the violence highlighting the two's strong friendship as a key reason why the two groups shouldn't come to blows over whose best pony. Thankfully the Dandy Men and Weather's Feathers finally listened to reason as their own idols asked them to get along, though there is some resentment from pranks pulled and punches thrown hopefully they will fade in time like all grievances.
>Town Stats
>Economy 18
>Loyalty 15
>Stability 11
>Economics
>Treasury: 19 BP Unrest: 1 Event: Town Event Roll: 80 -Dangerous Settlement Event- Result: 35 -Feud- Loyalty Check: 27vs24:Pass! Unrest only increases by 1!
>Town Quest: Build 1 Mansion for Beastly and Belle Beauty. [Reward: Keep 4BP, gain +1 to Economy]
>Options
>Expand borders- Activates in Discord event to clear the hex on map for colonization, increase kingdoms size, costs 1 BP.
>Build Cities-https://pastebin.com/6zQ6VZNc
>Improve Cities-Building List- https://pastebin.com/S6tBZiZ0
>Improve Hexes: https://pastebin.com/6J9KkBQT
>Edit Edicts- Adjust Edict levels as needed see list https://pastebin.com/2xgAxP9E
Votes Begin Now.Made a conversion to a better edition of the rules which when reviewing over the changes reveal that the gold found so far resulted in 8BP being found.
This has already been calculated into the end total for Treasury.Other changes include the build list and Terrain Hex Improvement links which have been updated to reflect this conversion. Be sure to check it out!
>>30371302
I personally vote for the town quest, then expand into that spice hex so we can get more dosh flowing into the town finally, and if we have enough BP left over, a road into the spice hex for easier travels.
>What's this: a Choose Your Own Adventure story about a giant mare and her friends, defending the megapolis from hordes of sea monsters!
>Previous thread: >>30249233
>Catch up in the archive: www.anonpone.com/bmh
>Life ain't easy for the millions of little ponies in the continent of Granda. Huddled up in massive cities called MegaStables, they fend off weekly assaults of giant creatures with help from their best weapon: Big Mares.
>Every year, new Big Mares learn to protect themselves and the land that birthed them. This year, young #21 was born out of a vat, her mind full of questions.
>21 has undergone drastic changes, reaching full adulthood. Still she seeks to learn the truth about the increasingly bigger monsters, to stop this menace once and for all...
>A new day begins in MegaStable 5, allowing you a brief respite in an otherwise turbulent life. No monsters, no thieves, no mafias, and all the time in the world to get out of your gigantic bed.
>With a slow yawn, you roll off the bed in a most gracious manner, managing to find your hoofing in all the confusion. Your wings are unfolded and drag along the floor, making scratching noises as the metallic feathers hit the ground. Making a conscious effort, you pull them back.
>Today's going to be a good day, and to signify this momentous occasion, you're going to hug the first pony you meet, big or small. Nothing shall deter you from this, and as soon as you exit your room, you come face to face with Shadow Cloak, who's probably returning from her morning patrol. The fortunate unicorn will feel your fluffy wrath.
"Mph" you simply slump on top of her, covering the mare with a tight hug.
>"UH... good morning?" Shadow replies, trying to process the situation. "Listen, I think..."
"I don't care what you think. You were the first pony I saw, so you get a big hug. That's how the world rolls" you assert, tightening your grip. After a few more exhilarating seconds, you let her go. "Good morning, Shadow" you continue with a smile, as if nothing had happened.
>"Y-Yeah... so, I'll be going in a couple of days" Shadow retreats a step. "I'd like to give you a few pointers on how to use your power to explode things, just in case you ever need it. So how about today we have a sparring match between the three of us, and then I can spend the rest of our time teaching you the basics?"
>>30351676
Ok, after breakfast.
>>30351676
Sounds good.
Death by Glimposting Edition
Welcome to /hhh/, your international supplier of horsecock!
Previous thread: >>30303192
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/9gnUFz7E
Discord: https://discord.gg/NH7DVEW (18+ only)
What are their names, /hhh/?
>>30340455
Cute Hors and Cute Pon
>>30340455
Edgar Allan Pone?
Previous Thread >>30234325
>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.
Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
Kid Icarus ROM Hack: An alpha hack for the NES Kid Icarus game.
https://filebin.ca/3NORheK9hIFr/hope.ips
>>30316101
That Author List is kinda depressing in a way.
>This list is for the sole purpose of keeping track of the writers
>Nobody is using names when they post stories here
>>30316195
I mostly write short one shots now. And I forgot my trip
https://pastebin.com/u/CYOA_AiE
>>30316233
Are you the "Today was a X kind of day" guy?
Now that's what I call T H I C C
>>30312943
t-turn around
>>30312943
hey nice shitpost thread my dude
I strongly desire more of this.
Do we have wandering drawfags available?
Sgt. Reckless was a real horse who served in the US Marine Corps during the Korean War. She was known for delivering heavy loads without help from a handler and for eating everything from blankets to poker chips. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergeant_Reckless
Let us honor her service.
Previous thread >>30271681
>>30312898
Guess I should post the rest of it.
>>30312932
3/3
>another shitty general
She's not wearing anything under that costume, is she?
>>30303759
How'd I fucking know another low effort barbie spam thread would be started with muh 'image'
Kill yourself, faggot
>>30303765
>kill yourself
No
If I asked Pinkie to let me suction cup my mouth to her anus and then tell her to release as many farts as possible, would she let me?
ITT: threads that last for weeks, Voiceguy chases a stream, the ethics of teleportation, nominations, general shitposting, easthorse, it's ok to write /ss/ as long as the shota isn't human, rape, the endless disappointment of Hard Reset sequels, writing, nominations, competent authors take on a shitty prompt, autistic story requests, not writing, tech support, and don't forget to vote!
Tired of nice sites with a charm? Can't tolerate citicisms of any kind? Don't care either way and you just want poni stories? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
>FiMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):
Winners:
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>How do I write fanfiction?
Ezn’s guide - https://eznguide.neocities.org/
Politics and the English Language - https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/
Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
Setting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0
>Can you pre-read my story?
Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled and give us a link. Most will ignore it, but a few may take a look at it eventually.
>Reviews and riffs:
https://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
Previous thread: >>30112913
First for fimfic is dead and will never recover
>>30243011
Everything is ruined forever now.
I think I'm going to like this villain.
I'd like it if he is accually defeated in the end, but he's definitely gonna end up being reformed and it'll be cliche as fuck.
villain or not
all characters contribute with their own comedy...
that will define the movie more than saying:"Woah.I'm the bad one,surrender now or I'll kill you!"or "We are the heroes and we are the only force to save this menace"
>>30417857
He'll be defeated by some unexplained deus ex machina bullshit as they always do!
It may not be perfect, but it's cute and fun enough to draw a LOT of people in, and that's all that really matters to hasbro.
The naysayers pointing out flaws is beside the point. It's going to do REALLY well, simply cos its cute, and mlp is doing well in general.
So, when do you think they'll start making the next film?
>>30417715
I hope it becomes as popular as Zootopia or something. Lord knows that the mane streem meteor are going to make hate pieces against us again and ruin it for everyone.
>>30417715
While the trailer had lots of obvious problems, from weird facial expressions, to missing muzzles, wrong shading, and one hell of a bad CGI, I hope it will be great.
>>30417744
I think It could even do better than Zootopia. Maybe not on quality, but in sales. Every girl is gonna want to go and see the pony movie.
I haven't watched mlp since season 2 episode 1 premiere. have I missed anything?
>>30416928
No.
>>30416928
Sauce?
>>30416958
Chigusa
Who was in the wrong here?
Everyone.
>>30416669
the labor force that was hired to do a specific job and completely ignored their superior to do their own shit.
>>30416677
that what the lesson SHOULD be
but you know the writers were aiming at "muh artistic freedums" kind of bullshit, a subtle cry for help without referring to Hasbro directly
I want her to kick my ass.
why is she so much bigger than normal ponies
me tooand then rape me
>>30416542
and then cock vore right
I wanna fuck the birb
>>30416305
so, does she have teats?
>>30416305
>"I heard you had blue like I wouldn't find out about it."
>>30416305
Use this thread to find horsefuckers to see the movie with. Post your location, see if there are any nearby horsefuckers.I'm in Australia, Queensland
>>30415708
>going out your way to support this shit
Why?
Tooele, Utah.
>>30415708
Do any of you fag bronies have jobs?