Had to make the height of the file smaller than usual because of 4chan 4mb file size limit.
Full height one will be posted on patreon.
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>Suddenly Jesus H Christ
>>30430972
>Eros.
Is he going to make them all fug?
>We needed Glimmer!
(You)
>>30423920
Funny how accurate it is.
Welcome back to Nebula! Last time: You arrived at the new solar system and land on the planet. After a short journey you find the escape pod, before you could leave with it your group is attacked by some strange creatures. Only being able to escape after Cardea provides a distraction. You all soon return to the landing pod with minor injuries and the escape pod. You and Quiet Vine tend to Cardea and Eagle's wounds before opening up the escape pod. After a rocking greeting you manage to calm her down enough to learn that her name was Lanakila and is the sister of Moana. You spend some time with Cardea and have some fun with her. You, Cardea, and Quiet Vine then head back down to the surface to look for some food, finding a Victorian-like city after some time. Now trying to decide what to do.
Crew List:
Rust Bucket (MC) (Earth Pony) (Engineer/Electrician)
Quiet Vine (Unicorn) (Botanist/Zoologist)
Eagle (Pegasus) (Mechanic/Army Reserves) (Injured)
Fedot/Coccinellidae (Diamond Dog/Changeling) (Trader/Diplomat)
Cardea (Drazken) (Robotics)
Lanakila (Pālākiō) (Singer)
Kahurangi (Pālākiō)
Moana (Pālākiō)
Sai (Ship A.I.)
Javaxia (Outpost A.I.)
Κηφήνας (Drone)
Kokua (Drone)
Estimated Journey Time: 9 months
You start to think about just going out there, but you decide against it.
"We should check the other planets," You say, "I really don't want to go out there. If we have no luck with the other planets then we'll come back."
"Alright." Cardea says.
Quiet Vine doesn't respond, simply looking out at the city with a look of thought on her face.
What do you do?
>>30419173
What are you thinking right now Vine?
>>30419215
"What are you thinking right now, Vine?" You ask.
This causes her to jump a bit before whirling around to face you.
"N-Nothing," She exclaims quickly, "absolutely nothing at all! Heh-heh!"
What do you do?
>>30266559
You are a lewd futa earth filly. You are having a lewd adventure.
Save loaded.
Number of times cum: 9
>>30400327
It is morning. You wake up to find yourself still in the clubhouse with Cherry. She's still asleep but has cuddled up beside you as the little spoon. Your joints are sore from sleeping on the wooden boards all night and your undercoat is all crusty from wasted precum, both yours and Cherry's. You're still quite pent up seeing as you didn't actually get to cum last night. As you lay there idly with her you hear footsteps up the ramp of the clubhouse. You clutch onto Cherry and gently shake her awake just in time to hear a knock on the door frame. Cherry groggily gathers her bearings and asks who it is. Her mother, sounding quite exhausted, asks if she will be returning to school today. Cherry hesitates for a moment while looking at you but says with a sigh and a smile that, yes, she'll be returning to school. Her mother replies with some tension in her voice that it's a good choice and that breakfast will be on the table for you both whenever you're ready. She then walks back into the house leaving you alone again with your special somepony. Cherry flops down on you again, forcing you to the floor. She sighs and says she really doesn't like school but she'll go if you keep going so maybe then it won't be that bad. You both lay there lazily in the pile of blankets for awhile until she breaks the silence and asks you how many times you've "done it".
1. Tell her everything including about the club
2. Tell her almost everything, leaving out the club, school staff and her mom
3. Tell her just the unicorns and the pony who tried to blackmail you, Lemonaid Spritz, leaving out the rest
4. Tell her just the unicorns
5. Don't tell her anything just yet, remain silent
6. Tell her it doesn't matter but ask if she'd like to be next
7. Ask her how many times SHE's done it
8. Ask her if it matters to her
9. Boop her snootle
8. Also what does she mean by "done it"
Holy shit I thought you died also 6
Happy Independence Day horsefuckers. What are you doing to celebrate your hard earned freedom this year? https://youtu.be/VWgsdexkv18
>>30451819
>hard earned freedom
lol. you didnt do anything. you just got lucky growing up in the right country
Working.
>>30451819
I'ma snuggle my wiafu extra hard to protect her from all the noise
Can I get a happy and cute poner thread?
I need something to cheer me up, my dog of 17 Years died this morning.
>>30446231
>>30446928
>>30446934
Basic intro go.
>What is /mlp/ Waifu Wars?
/mlp/ Waifu Wars is a Wresting League where various mlp canon(possible AU) waifus wrestle each other in a videogame called Fire Pro Returns. So one show you might see Sunset Shimmer vs Starlight Glimmer, and the other you might see Celestia take on Derpy. Think of this like the 4cc, but on a smaller scale and involving only mlp and wrestling... and possibly more explosions.
For a clearer look note the two highlight videos.
First Main League - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gdZuRpZXZY
First Babbies League - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GZZC1kdhRU
This place is just discussion about various ideas and such that I have. As I said in the last thread there's several things I want to do.
1. Allowing 'Waifu Coaches' to come in and change the AI of their Waifu. Then again, the FPR system is quite... unique in it's AI, so you'd have to know the game or read some sort of FAQ to run it.
2. Add more Waifus by 2018, at least have Fetus League Going on.
3. Possible time switch for convenience, maybe running two days a week.
4. Betting/Prediction system.
You can give your thoughts on these if you wish, or shoot any ideas you might have my way.
Also, there's a strawpoll going on for the Waifu coaches. http://www.strawpoll.me/13228773
This is an idea that would be... probably a lot of fun to do. Mainly what you'd be tweaking as a coach would be the behavioral AI. See, there's three %age switches.
One that goes from Sensible to Risky(Do you go for possibly the damaging high-risk moves or play it safe)
One that goes from Pinning focused to Damage focused(Do you just quick pin repeatedly instead of doing damage to help your pins)
One that goes from Not Flexible to Flexible(Do you stick to your strengths even when it's not working or do you adapt to your opponents style?)
Anyways, yeah, fire away with comments.
>>30352604
What's happening in this picture? It looks kinda kinky...
>>30352941
... It's just a wrestling elbow drop in a bed.
Maybe I should stop using header images.
I take it no one wants to help their waifu, alrighty.
What happened to the tulpa general?
Is there anyone here with a tulpa?
>>30461078
having a tulpa in the OP post auto-sages the thread so you're not likely to get 10+ replies OP
Also I believe it's banned too.
They all killed themselves
>>30461078
This is not a site for nut cases.
Eh, I can fuck these.
>>30460012
Fishposting is the new barbiefaggotry.
>>30460019
No, you know you like it.
>>30460012
>implying
I thought the last few threads of this faggotry was all ovipositor shit
You all just want things up your ass
>tfw bald, barely in the movie, and infibulated
I sorts have s headcanon that Starlight is addicted to masturbation and that's what she's always doing in Twilight's castle when she isn't in the screen and why she doesn't have friends.
>>30459867
That's a nice headcanon.
>>30459842
>tfw the star of multiple movies
Anon my left tit is retarded! Also I pulled the tag off of a mattress
>>30459797
What are good for again?
>>30459804
Fuck you auto correct!!!
>>30459797
Dafuck?
Just watched the movie, I give it a 6/10 only because capper was FURiously masturbating during every song.
>>30459243
So was I
>>30459243
Was Tempest Shadow masturbating at any scene?
>>30459250
Tuns out her horn was under her tongue the entire time.
I love how the toy cards and these story books give the ponies so much personality, while in the actual cartoon you can't even tell them apart from each other.
I'd like /mlp/ to come up with their own short simple stories which make their background ponies, ocs, pony of choice feel filled to the brim with personality.
As you can see the writing is really simple, yet effective.
It can be humorous, badass, interesting. For some reason all of these pre G1 cartoon children's story books are extremely funny when taken out of context. I'll post some.
Exploitable.
http://starbat.deviantart.com/art/G1-Ponies-Character-Sheet-Page-One-373411266
http://starbat.deviantart.com/art/G1-Ponies-Character-Sheet-Page-Two-387490764
http://starbat.deviantart.com/art/G1-Ponies-Character-Sheet-Page-Three-433398477
Here's 3 entire sheets filled to the brim with G1 character descriptions. They're even more eloquently written than the originals and with far more liberties taken compared to the originals.
There is no God. We murdered him long time ago.
Good. We didn't need him.
>>30458717
CANON
>>30458717
You can't kill an imaginary character.
Just saw the trailer.
I'm gonna be sucked in again, hmm?
Better catch up with the show.
Pic related, my emotions at the inevitable
>>30458452
where did you see the trailer?
>>30458452
I would say welcome back, but the ride never ends, and you can never truly leave
>>30458452
Welcome back, anon.