RIP, your waifu. She was delicious
>implying eating my waifu isn't my fetish
>>30471004
My waifu isn't a pony who did you kill.
>>30471004
>Implying I haven't already eaten horse steak
It's pretty good honestly, very lean meat.
Would you tame her snake?
>>30470779
What does that mean?
>>30470779
what snake?
>>30470791
she has a penis and it can eat you :3
What could possibly go wrong
IT BEGINS
The children don't even know of the best episode of season 7 yet...
>>30470501
Even a worse idea than balancing an active nuke on your nose while walking on a thin rope over a lava pit filled with snakes
>"But don't worry. You've got three not-so-secret admirers right behind you!"
>>30470413
Who?
>>30470413
cock vore the local colts for my amusement my admirers
>>30470413
The flower sisters?
The object immediately to your right is going to be what saves Equestria. What is it?
I'll start
>Bottle of cheap-ass gin and/or a nailgun.
A can of deodorant.Anyone else make a deodorant can flamethrower when they were a kid?
>>30470279
I did.
We also used it as propellant for potato guns. Shit was cash, yo.
>A ham sandwich.will save Equestria
I dunno how this works, but it's a pretty good sandwich.
>>30470273
>a wet tissue
Need i explain?
How is Canterlot financially sustainable?
>>30470243
Old money circulating with old businesses. No one really loses or makes money, it just goes round and round, like the pumping of a heartbeat. It's also why Rarity will never get her own boutique in Canterlot.
Taxes from Earth pony peasants
>>30470256
That would create a racial tention 100% absent in the show
>ITT: We hate on mudponies
Why are they so useless?
>>30470138
>no horn
>no wings
That's why. They're just a shit version of pegasi and unicorns.
>>30470138
>why are they so useless
>great at agriculture
>strong as fuck
Unless you think eating isn't important then yeah, earth ponies are pretty useless.
>>30470138
I wonder why Faust didn't give them any powers or an extra appendage like the others.
She
fucking
dyes
it
>>30469883
>being shallow enough to care
You don't deserve a waifu, fag
What episode
And Fluttershy uses tail extensions.
Spike introduces Starlight to Oubliettes and Ogres. What happens?
>>30469776
It will happen with spike and ember big mac and sugar belle and discord and Fluttershy
>"Ill use magic to make the game more fun"
>everything gets fucked up
>"now I know not to use magic when playing games"
>my little pony~
>>30469776
Hopefully she winds up getting into it and starts GMing campaigns with plots and themes that reflect how fucked up she still is in the head.
But she'd probably still be a killer GM.
How do I get to Equestria?
>>30469401
well everyone knows suicide fags dont make it. in order to keep competition low anons are encouraged to do such.
It's a reward for making it through life here. If you kill yourself it won't happen. Any accident or terminal illness you don't intentionally cause you still qualify though
>>30469461
What about war?
What if you're drafted out?
Thoughts?
Cancer
>>30469391
>>30469391
The sooner we admit this, the easier we sleep.This show has failed. The concept, the sheer thought process behind its existence, has been terminated by money and other temporary factors. This could've been a cult classic. It could've done what it wanted to do in a select amount of time and talk to its appropriate audience. It was a show that did what it did well enough. Then we had to happen and completely delude every microscopic aspect of the show. As long as we exist, which will be for a long time, this show will trail along progressively drifting further and further from what it was originally meant to be.
gr8 m8 no d-b8 i r8 it an 8 i h8 2 b in an ir8 st8 but its my f8
I love eqg so go fuck yourself
All meming aside, which ponies do you honestly think have had sex with each other at least once? In my opinion:
Lyra and Bon Bon (super obvious)
Applejack and Rainbow Dash
Applejack and Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash
Fluttershy and Tree Hugger
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash
Rarity and Coco Pommel
Twilight Starlight Glimmer
Twilight and Trixie
Starlight Glimmer and Trixie
>>30468998
Cadence and Shining Armor
Mr and Mrs Cake
Twilight Velvet and Night Light
Bow Hot Hoof and Windy Whistles
Pear Butter and Bright Mac
Cloudy Quartz and Igneous Rock
Mr and Ms Shy
Rarity's parents
>all memes aside
>posts memes
Memes aside, your list is just faulty, anon. Realistically none of those ponies are lesbian. Maybe Tree Hugger is bisexual, maybe Trixie is lesbian, and maybe Dash is lesbian. L/BB are obvious.
Lyra and Bon Bon
Tree Hugger did her weed thing and hippie thing and experimented at a burning horse festival
Maybe fluttershy kissed dash when they were fillies, that's just me throwing random out there.
Other than that, not many lesbians.
>>30469017
I don't think any of them other than Lyra and Bon Bon are lesbians, I think that because mares seem to outnumber stallions 10:1, bisexuality is extremely common among mares in Equestria.
...you will go to Equestria when you die and it will be exactly as you always wanted it to be.
>>30468871
thanks Anon I'm looking forward to it
>>30468871
Can't wait to go I will remember you faggots and not forget.
>>30468871
Templates:
http://imgur.com/a/PT8Ki
http://mlp-pixelcanvas.herokuapp.com/
Building:
>Octavia http://pixelcanvas.io/@-238,1196
>Vinyl banner http://pixelcanvas.io/@-347,1263
>half a dozen small projects from the previous thread
Other:
>Finishing up 4CC coat of arms http://pixelcanvas.io/@-921,793
>Protecting tiny Rainbow Dash from /r/Esperanto http://pixelcanvas.io/@-30,1018
>Background cleaning
Notices:
The Esperanto flag is attempting to expand into pony art (http://pixelcanvas.io/@-79,1065). What we do about this scenario is undecided
Previous thread
>>30458555
>>30468806
nigger
>>30468806
Pony pussy
>>30468806
Please don't make the threads this early. We always wait until page 9 or 10.And I had a more up to date OP ready to go and have had for the last several hours, including all current projects and pic related.
Spriting guide:
https://gist.github.com/anonymous/8a519954a29d6ac1418ab2b200b82a06
Building:
>4CC logo http://pixelcanvas.io/@-929,751
>Turntable banner below Vinyl (possibly pending minor edits to the shading) http://pixelcanvas.io/@-387,1258
>Octavia portrait http://pixelcanvas.io/@-245,1176
>Brazil banner below Octavia http://pixelcanvas.io/@-263,1258
Relocating:
>tiny Woona (not yet started)
Other:
>Placing the outline for the remaining southern portraits and murals
>Background cleaning
>Hispachan is building a portrait of their own OC above Cadence if you want to help them out http://pixelcanvas.io/@-1035,1045
A vote was held last night on whether the BRAZZERS filly banner going under Cadence should be blue or pink. The current results are a 6-6 tie, so anyone who's not voted yet should do so. http://www.strawpoll.me/13367603 >>30463961