So, way back in The Show Stoppers, it's established that:
>Scootaloo is athletic
>Sweetie Belle's talent is singing
>Apple Bloom is talented in crafts
But the CMCs just don't realize it yet. AJ and Twilight do, and try to encourage them to nurture what they're good at.
What happened to that? It was just dropped? I didn't enjoy Crusaders of the Lost Mark because of this. The creators didn't go with the natural route and instead gave them uniform marks and a ridiculous "greater cause".
>>30482938
hack writing
>>30482942
This.
The CMCs are probably some of the greatest wasted potential in the showbeside the lore.
>>30482938
I know, right! But woe, the Status Quo is God. We can't do anything new or interesting.
Applejack is barren and will die alone.
Good.
>>30482784
[Citation needed]
>>30482784
No she won't
I would develop a business partnership with Applejack so that I could be with her. I would earn her favor by taking interest in her farm and all kinds of apples. I would get her to agree to go out with me.
I would take her out on the town, and I would take her to the carnival, where I would win her a giant stuffed apple. I would walk her home, and get her to agree to go on another date with me.
I would take her out to dinner and walk her home through the apple orchards. I would propose to her under the biggest apple tree in the field. She would say yes, and then we would make sweet love in the orchard under the moon's light.
I would find out that she was pregnant and I would tell her that everything would be ok, that this was the start of our new lives together, and that I would always be there for her.
I would marry her in Ponyville with a simple, non elaborate wedding. We would go back to the farm and make love for the first time as a married couple.
I would be there with her in the hospital as we waited for hours for our little girl to enter the world. I would hold her hoof and tell her that I loved her and that I would never leave her side. She would give birth, and I would hold our tiny, warm little filly that was the product of our love.
We would raise our daughter on the farm, teaching her the basics of farm work and all kinds of crops, but especially apples. I would stifle a tear as I looked at my daughter and saw just how much she reminded me of her mother.
I would put the fear of God into any colt that wanted to date my daughter. He would eventually propose to her and we would be so happy for her.
I would hold back tears as she started her own life and had foals of her own.
Me and Applejack would retire from the farm, sitting on the porch in the warm sunlight, reflecting on our lives. We were happy and, most importantly, we were together.
>There are seriously people who can't appreciate both FIM and EQG
How does it feel to be unenlightened?
>>30482730
Time for some late night shitposting, huh?
>there are seriously people who got into mlp for the little ponies and aren't interested in Monster High Bratz doll mutants
Wow. Amazing.
>>30482730
Better than eating shit just because it has "pony" in the title.
>>30482747
>There are people who bait this hard
Are puppets /co/-related?
>>30481859
Post that on /co/ and see how quickly Barneyfag screeches.
are dogs /v/ related?
>>30481859
Yes.
>>30481871
Doges are related on all boards.
drawfag here, suggest shit.
>>30481767
Flutteshy wearing a ushanka
>>30481793
This
Preferably saying something in Russian, too
>>30481767
>drawfag here
prove it
Why was this allowed?
>>30481486
i want to willy the filly
>>30481486
give me that pineapple pizza
>>30481486
>That story where Featherbangs grows three dicks and fucks all the CMC at the same time.
anyone know what happened to them?
Okay Class Today`s Homework:
Eat A Stick Of Butter
>>30481159
What does she know about good sushi?
>>30481232
That you have to use the freshest ingredients for the best product.
>"Leave No Hooves kino to me"
Yeah, all one more TV movie of it in 2018.
>>30481156
>Confalone's talent is now wasted on ugly abominations
WHY HAS GOD ABANDONED US
>>30482409
>implying
God is dead and always has been since this ride started...
and we killed him
I can't a-alow you to snuff out the flame, if thats okay with you.....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8tuWvGee4T0
>>30481109
What's your strongest attack run with your tail between your legs.
I'm here to become the dark lord and take Equestria into the age of man you can be second in charge if you want.
>>30481109
I've seen Dark Souls prompts all the time, but nothing comes of htem. Seriously, I need some good Pony Souls green. Is it just a hard topic for writefags to tackle?
>>30481736
No no no bad anon do not intertwine Dark Souls with pony.
Besides the last thing we need is another FOE and how would you write a Dark Souls green?
>he's not coming back
>>30481035
probably not.
>>30481035
Nope. His interview pretty much cements that he, just like fans, thinks the current set of writers are shit and that the direction of the show is bad.
He probably Regrets ever having created poochie in the first place.
>>30481052
>he, just like fans, thinks the current set of writers are shit and that the direction of the show is bad.
So he's a fucking idiotic.
What's a good site to watch the show on now?
KimCartoon appears to be compromised so I need a new cartoon site to watch from
>>30480482
download them all in 720p or 1080p if youre not using a potato and watch them on your pc like the rest of modern society.
>>30480482
yayponies
>>30480489
>>30480494
Can't download. I'm a phonefag
They just asked you to buy them some beer, cigarettes and Funyons. They give you the money. You can keep the change if you do. What do you do?
>>30480445
notify their love one and keep the money.
>>30480445
Buy them non-alcoholic beer. I doubt they will notice. I'll buy them the cigarettes but I'll cut off the filters and get the harshest ones possible so they get a bad first impression. And then I'll buy them the funyons cause there isn't much bad about them.
>>30480462
DEM AIN'T YORE FUNYONS! DEM'S FOXY'S FUNYONS!!!
711: Not Asking for Trouble
Written by May Chan
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5r0ari
Legends of Magic #4 is storytimed here!
>>30457665
Ponyville Mysteries: Schoolhouse of Secrets and The Tail of the Timberwolf are still storytimed here!
>>30444953
Sometimes it's tempered by mood but Rainbow Dash's enthusiasm still overflows in much of her life. There's just so many cool sights to see, places to go, and awesome activities in general that not even holding however many jobs could suppress. Is she still the captain of Ponyville's weather team, for that matter, or has another pegasus assumed those duties? She's got the skills for it but they may need at least a deputy chief for times she's called away. One with at least half the gusto of Rainbow Dash herself!
>>30478202
Previous thread.
Hey mlpg, remember those baby mice I said I found? Well they survived a day and a night, still starving to death and squeaking.
So I wrapped them in a towel and fed them warm milk from a small dropper. I couldn't help myself, I hope my waifu would be proud of me.
>>30480418
Nigger
>country filly
In this topic we post pictures of two or more ponies or equestria girls, and we say which one we would fugg first.
For my OP pic, I'm taking Sour Sweet first.
>>30480256
Non I'm fine.
>>30480256
I only need one girl in my life, my waifu
"Anon's Guide to Poner Belly Rubs" by Anon
*Step 1: Place poner on its back.
*Step 2: Apply firm pressure to the poner's belly and rub.
*Step 3: Bully the poner by fat shaming them; continue rubbing its belly.
*Step 4: When the poner becomes embarrassed and/or defensive, relocate your rubbing to its teats.
*Step 5: While the poner is still surprised by step 4, begin pinching and playing with their teats.
*Step 6: If the poner starts blushing and becomes docile continue on to step 7, otherwise repeat from step 2.
*Step 7: Fug the poner.
>>30480099
>>30480099
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in poner.
>>30480129
What if pony wanted you to stay inside and clamped down on your dick?