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"Hey faggot, wanna stop breaking the rules?"

By:SystemOfaClop
> Your life is incredibly boring.
> Nothing special or enticing ever happens, it's just a constant assembly line of the same shit every day.
> You're known as the asshole around the school.
> But honestly, are they wrong?
> You sit idly in the Biology room, you managed to dodge it for a couple years with Environmental Science and Anatomy. Now you know how water and willies work.
> You feel a tap on your back from your friend, Logan.
> You know it's him because he's the only one who does that.
> Logan was a big guy with red hair and glasses, he's pretty polite, pretty much your total opposite.
> Turning around, you whisper at his request to get your notice, trying to not attract any attention.
"What?"
> "You know that Twilight girl?"
"What- yeah, why?"
> He's talking about Twilight Sparkle, the hidden apple of the school's eye. You've never seen her but you've heard that she's SUPER smart.
> Kinda hard to believe that there's someone so smart they get their own classroom to learn in.
> Almost like a ghost people "say" that they've seen but you'll never believe them.
> "Some other girls spotted her at a café or something and gave her a bunch of shit."
> Why does that matter to you?
"Why does that matter to me?"
> The gentle giant leans in from his desk, lowering his voice.
> "Because people like that usually get demented when they're bullied, keep an eye out."

>>30515903
"Don't you think you're being a bit over dramatic? I doubt the genius formerly known as Twilight would just shoot a bunch of people because she's pissed."
> A smile walks along Logan's face, pushing back his rosy-red cheeks.
> That's the face he makes when he's got an idea.
"Logan, I swear to God if this is some stupid shit..."
> "No way, Anon. I think after school we should try to find her."
"Got any ideas?"
> He scratches his chin while looking at the ceiling, thinking of a plan.
"Ok man, don't hurt yourself. We'll just go to the front office and tell Dean Cadence that we want to take Twilight out for some fun."
> "Dude, she's gonna think we're rapists."
> Logan does have a plan but perhaps you can make Dean Cadence think you've turned over a new leaf?
> Hours pass as you and Logan devise your plan, getting to lunch you two meet up with your shorter pedro-pal, Ian.
> Your stocky companion walks up to you two, greeting you with his usual rudeness.
> "What's up, queers?"
> Logan jumps ahead of your beginning sentence with a confessing answer.
> "We're gonna save the school."
> Ian's face scrunches in a laughing confusion.
> "You two, you're gonna save the school?"
"Well we were going to incorporate you in the plan but since you want to be such a faggot about it."
> And like that, he's in.
> You sit at your usual table with your companions, telling them what your new idea was.
> "Wait, so Twilight is going to kill everybody?"
"This is all from Logan but yeah. Since that's going down I thought of something..."
> Ian leans in closer, his upper body covering most of the table.
> "And that is?"
"We're gonna make her think we're with her, then, when we have her trust... We stop the attack and be credited as heroes."
> Logan looks down at the table, slightly pouting in a mental pity.
"What's up with you?"
> "She looks really small, Anon. I don't want her to get hurt but I don't want anyone else to get hurt either."
> Ian puts his arm around Logan's wide wingspan

I want to dum inside Markiplier

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>which the current mlp doesn't have
I'm not even sure if you're baiting or just pretending to be retarded, so I'll just leave this here

>>30515448
>>30515456
maybe answer the question, or you could shout "bait bait bait" like a safe little snowflake.

>>30515132
Yes.

>>30515132
>comics
>canon
you drank the koolaid.

>>30515132
anon that was just marketing to get people back into reading the comics again

you fell for it hook line and sinker

>>30514500
All of them.

Foe

>>30514500
Most of them.

>>30514271
>2011
Nigga /mlp/ didn't even exist until 2012.

>>30514271
show is kinda bland right now. Friendship lessons is a boring premise and it's aimed too much at little girls. Hopefully in the later seasons it turns into just another tv show but with ponies.

Come here so I can vomit all over your dumb ass.

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>>30514244
>start to read a fic
>it's in second person

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>>30514244
>Writefag deletes his entire pastebin

>>30514304
Why? Why the fuck do some of them do this?

>>30514205
Spike was great in a shit season. I'm sure he will do even better this season seeing how well season 7 is doing.

>>30514205
Hi VGAddict.

>>30514205
Considering the characters he's with, it will probably end up ok.

>>30513802

Ask him if he wants to have a threesome?

>>30513802
Can we go to the candy shop after words?

>>30513802
I slap his ass and then get raped by him and his crew.

Do horses even have 2 coats?

But cuddly, for sure.

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>>30513354
Horses get pretty shaggy in the winter.

>>30513349
Cuddly. Always and forever.

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>>30513078
But, he acknowledged in the end.
I think what you have in mind was that he should have acknowledged before not in the end.
However, that would make him be humiliated as the leader of the tribe.
The show made the best end possible, but you with your ("feminist cartoon") mentality wanted him to be humiliated in the front of all the tribe, I have to say try another bait next time.

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>>30513078
he should not have acknowledged it. his role as prince is to be a strong leader for his tribe. asking someone, never mind an outsider, for help would make him look weak and instill fear among the yaks because they're now worried they have a weak leader which will bring hard times. he knew he needed help, but was stuck in a position where he was powerless to solve the problem and was not allowed to show it. pinkie saved the day

>>30513282
The same way Rainbow's parents "acknowledged" they were going too far with their cheering, this was only subtly hinted at but didn't actually happen

what?>>30513075

>>30513075
Literally who?

>>30513075
>wuh oh! slide thread!
I fucking hate this board

welcome to ensemble casts

k

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>It's a "writers make a new character that will only be in one episode when an already existing character could fill the role just fine" episode

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>>30512803
S U I C I D A L T E N D A N C I E S

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Still love it and won't ever stop.

>>30512803
I love it. Always have and most likely always will no matter the quality.

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>>30512768
That's a cute colt.

>>30512768
-licks lips furiously in satisfaction0- s-shota edits when?

*dabs*
*double dabs*

It'll be gone tomorrow in exchange for Hasbro money to keep 4chan alive, I recommend a shitpost fest.

Op will die in 3 years from brain cancer.

>>30512641
We hit 10 million posts on April 20, 2013. That's a little over a year after the board was created.
20 million came about on October 2, 2014. That's about a year and five months or so.
30 million didn't arrive until May 2, 2017. That's over two and a half years after the 20 million mark.

We are slowing down. The end is inevitable. It ended too soon, I want to go back!