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Seems right...
Also: Penis!

>>30533681
https://www.google.com/search?q=andrew+ryan&ie=&oe=

>>30532387
I hate her anyway.
I don't like cowardly women.

What if Discord is gay?

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>>30532400
What if FLUTTERSHY was gay?

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>Everfree Forest.
>The canopy of thick branches and countless leaves rustled and shifted in the ever-present breeze that blew through the trees with careless abandon.
>The song of nature harmonized with the constant squeaking and creaking of your brand new old wagon, The Planetrotter. Both you and Strawberry pulled the carriage still smelling of fresh paint in tandem as Sombra and North Star rode lazily in the back.
>As you marched, you couldn’t help but fidget with Celestia’s gift in your telekinetic grasp.
>The Element of Loyalty gleamed with a blue color so bright it could have made the clear sky jealous.
>You still had no idea what it did.
“Blast it all!” you lament, making a show of shaking the gem like a crying foal.
>”Celestia’s tears, Pocket!” Fields says “Getting angry won’t make any progress, just wait until your’e calm and maybe you can come at it with a clear head.”
“I haven’t even tried anything yet.” you say with a heavy sigh. “I don’t know where to start. The Sister’s didn’t exactly leave us with an instruction manual.”
>Berry furrowed her brow in thought “I’m sorry, I don’t know what to tell ya. How do magic items usually work?”
“There’s normally something solid and defined, like a mechanism. Some of them work by just thinking about it. Or, maybe a trigger word?”
>You stop and ponder a moment.
“Loyalty! Or, uh, harmony!” you shout at the gem.
>Nothing happens.
“Didn’t think so.”

>…

>After a long trek deeper into the woods, the beaten path proves to be quite a bit less so. Hard-packed dirt gives way to dead leaves leftover from autumn and twisting paths around Everfree’s gnarled oak trees.
>It becomes much harder to get such a large wagon through the increasingly narrow passages between the ground, the rocks, and the trees.
>Eventually you all agree to stop and set up camp since your only option is to hoof it if you wanted to continue.

>>30531990
Sageing so I don't kill too many threads with my TL:DR story
>You and Berry find a decent spot to hide the Planetrotter, taking time and careful effort to make it blend in with the forest just enough to not be spotted from afar. You weren’t too concerned about thieves, as nopony really goes this deep into Everfree without good reason.
>You secure a tarp over the carriage just as the other finish setting up the two tents.
>With the work finished, the four of you gather.
>”So, is everypony ready?” Berry says, looking about the circle of her peers.
>”Are you certain that they would be here?” Sombra asks. He cranes his neck and surveys the calm, quiet forest. “We’ve no hard evidence to go on that these fey would even reveal themselves to us.”
>”We don’t.” Strawberry says simply, gaining a look of incredulity from everypony. “We have faith.”
“In what?”
>”Destiny!” Field’s exclamation was completely serious and completely enthusiastic. “You can stare at me like that all you want, but I feel like we were meant to find the breezies.”
>You shake your head slowly and with a small smile you didn’t mean to have. Even after knowing her since foalhood, Berry can still surprise you.
>”You are quite the optimist, miss Fields.” North Star says. “It’s refreshing to find somepony who still believes in destiny these days.”
>”Destiny or not.” Sombra says with a much more down-to-earth tone “we are still looking for a needle in a snowstorm.”
“Isn’t the saying “in a haystack” though?” you ask.
>”I find my own metaphor to better suit the probability of this venture succeeding.”
>Strawberry rolls her eyes.
>The four of you gather your wits and start off in a direction that Berry says leads further into the deeper depths of Everfree.

>>30532003
>Berry advises you all to be quiet both in voice and hoofstep, as breezies scare easily, and to keep your eyes alert, as they are quite small and can blend into the woods.
>Sombra’s metaphor was looking more and more accurate with every hooffall.

>…

>Soon, Celestia’s great ball of light recedes and gives way to the pale glow of Luna’s night, as was the ritual since time immemorial.
>Hours of walking through the woods with hardly a shred of conversation to quicken the time and they saw neither wing nor hoof of any so-called breezie.
>Frustrated, you spark up a campfire and unfurl your bedroll, not looking forward to the morning’s hunt.
>The others were not as eager to sleep, however. They stayed up to break bread and swap idle chatter.
>You drifted in between the twilight of waking and sleep, the barely-heard voices of your comrades ushering you to dreamland.
>With no warning, Berry pierced through the fog of slumber as she posed a simple question. “So why are you traveling with us anyhow?”
>This caught your attention, drawing you back to consciousness.
>”Interest, I suppose.” came Sombra’s alto voice. “I was quite on the fence about a quest from the Sisters… until I saw that tree.”
>He seemed to hang on the last few words of that sentence.
>”It was quite lovely, wasn’t it?” North agreed.
>”Not only that,” his normally impartial tone was filled with foallike wonder. “It radiated magic the like of which I’ve never before seen! Oh, if I could have just a day to study it… I’m glad I didn’t win the tournament, otherwise I may never have had the chance to experience such a thing.”
>”Why so hot and heavy?” Berry laughed “It might be a magic tree, but it’s still just a tree.”
>You didn’t have to look at him to see the ghastly expression on Sombra’s mug.

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>>30529469
fuck you nigger

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>>30529369

>>30528645
Who are they, OP?

>>30528645
It's because those literally whos get normies into the seats

>>30528654
Some famous people that hasbro decided to cast just to make a quick buck instead of hiring actual talented voice actors. They do this bullshit every season, and it's at it's worst here.

>>30524645
Rainbow Dash always dresses in style.

>>30524645
I prefer Twilight as a unicorn

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>>30524645
A Royal Problem is the only bad episode the Lady Writers have ever written, but it's fucking terrible. Not only it's the absolute worst episode in season 7, it's one of my least favorite episodes in the entire show. For my own sanity, I prefer to think that it was written by someone else. I'd rather rewatch Honest Apple 20 times before watching ARP again.

Fluttershy Leans In is one of the best episodes in season 7, and The Best Fluttershy episode since Hurricane Fluttershy.

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Stop roleplaying now

>>30520127
I want to lick Filly's bellybutton and blow a raspberry on her tummy.

>>30519564
who?
Is that an OC of starswirl?
Doesn't he have a grey beard?

>>30519572
Is this a meme?

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>>30519582
oh you have DONE it now, boi

>>30518240
Capper
>Capper is a sneaky con artist - clever and eloquent, on top of possessing a great singing voice. He was once a posh noblecat, but then the Storm King seized power and he lost everything he ever owned. So he resorted to tricking clueless victims or stealing from them with sharp paws. In essence, however, he's not a bad guy.

Queen Nova
>Once ruler of the powerful hippogriff kingdom, whose inhabitants were half-horse and half- bird, Queen Novo had to flee when the Storm King invaded her realm with his troops. After that she transformed herself and her subjects into seaponies (half-horse, half-fish) with the help of hippogriff magic. Today she rules the underwater kingdom of Seaquestria and enjoys the good life: Coconut martinis and massages from a squid named Jamal. But even though she doesn't admit it, secretly Queen Novo dreams of returning to her old life on land. She is Princess Skystar's mother.

Celaeno (this one hasn't been accurately translated yet, Google-tier below)
>Once bold adventurers and pirates, Captain Celaeno and their airship crew have to go [missing] Nowadays, to settle down the courtesy of the Storm King. But this has an end, as Celaeno discovered the ponies on board. Suddenly she remembers again how brave and dignified she once was. In the end, they and their crew play an important role Princess Twilight and her friends before the Storm King.

>>30518243
*just posted better translation
Calaeno
>Once daring adventurers and pirates, nowadays Captain Celaeno and her airship crew have to content themselves with doing messenger services for the Storm King. But this comes to an end once Celaeno discovers the ponies on board. Suddenly, she remembers how brave and dignified she used to be. At the end, she and her crew play an important role when it comes to saving Princess Twilight and her friends from the Storm King.

>>30518243
>Coconut martinis and massages from a squid named Jamal
Sounds like she's getting some of that Big Black Tentacle.

Updates coming in a few hours

>>30480993
I was just about to bump the last thread and it died.
bumpo from 9

>>30481607
I find it really ironic that the thread died a single post after I thanked the bumpers for keeping the threads up.

It's no really problem though, that one was mostly finished anyway. And it made me update the pastebins.
>>30475110
>Pulling your lips away from the embrace, you keep your nose pressed against hers as you look into her eyes.
“I missed you.”
>”I think I missed you more.”
“Yes dear.”
>”Glad to see you still remember that phrase.”
>You give her a quick peck on the lips before returning to a more comfortable sitting position.
“So…”
>”So?”
“Oh never mind.”
>”What is it?”
“I’m just thinking too far ahead.”
>She nudges your leg.
>”Go on, what was it?”
“Well the first one isn’t even here yet, but I’m thinking that we should have more than just the one.”
>”Says you with the easy half of the job.”
“Hey, I have to deal with you during the pregnancy. And I can’t just run off to the military and avoid it now.”
>”Well… I guess that she would deserve a little sister or brother.”
“We don’t know that it’s a she yet.”
>”I can tell.”
“Yeah, I remember you forcing me to paint the room pink.”
>”I do wonder if she’ll take after me or you. I haven’t heard of many crystal ponies marrying pegasi.”
“Well if she’s lucky, she’ll get your looks.”
>”You use that line on all the mares you meet?”
“Only the ones I marry.”
>”Ones?”
“Well there was this one time in Las Pegasus…”
>”Choose your next words very carefully.”
>She jokes.
“Actually I’ve never been there. I’d recommend a vacation there, but it’s never really been that interested in that kind of stuff.”
>”Well what about me?”
“Are you into that?”
>”No.”
“Well there you go.”

>>30534976
A bun in the oven

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>>30534976
Now I'm hungry and horny after listening to that

I would make something quick with her, like angel hair with shrimp and Alfredo.
To me, sitting down for a nice meal is more important.

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"Triple Threat: "Spike accidentally invites Ember and Thorax to Ponyville on the same day. He's sure the two new leaders are not going to get along so he does all he can to keep them apart and cover the fact that the other is there."

Hopefully not super fucking cringy, really hope Lady Writers have this one.

>>30534832
>Roleplaying
Delete this

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"Campfire Tales": "When their sister camping trip is ruined by Fly-ders, Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash tell Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, and Scootaloo the stories of their favorite legends; inspired by the tales, the girls make the most out of their new situation."

Sleepless in Ponyville 2.0?

>>30534603
The new episodes are like two weeks away and we have a movie approaching too. But right now, sure, there's nothing to talk about.

SDCC panel is a few days away. I'm going to film it and upload it for y'all.

>>30534603
>new episodes are like two weeks
prove it.

>>30534155
Rainbow Dash is a mare

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>>30534155
What if Daybreaker and Nightmare Moon were actually the ORIGINAL names/forms of Celestia and Luna?

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Princess Luna was sent back to the moon right after Elements of Harmony so Celestia could still reign supreme. The NuLuna is simply Nightmare Moon's essence extracted from Luna and reformed to be good.

Since when?

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>>30533779
Since just now

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So few good Zecora pics