>>30871351
I'd boop her right on her lovenub
And I'd keep booping everytime she winks at me
>>30871351
DON'T BOOP WHERE THEY POOP!
September is the new October.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Nd7pwlEBRE
>>30871317
>Cupcakes
>creepypasta
Just how dumb can normies be?
>pirate ship big enough for a whole crew of one pony
>it's dash
The movie is going to flop. Although, I bet the blind bags would fit this thing much better.
>>30871299
I want Pirate Dash to rape me
We knew it would flop after the script turned out to be total shit, newfriend
>>30873057
She's a terrible pirate. She is actually too kind and empathetic to be a pirate at all. So are other ponies from M6.
Except that love apparently makes you a super weak pussy that can't do shit anymore.
Like, I don't care HOW fucking thick that mole's hide is, the ENTIRE changeling hive shooting lasers at him would have fucked his shit up.
I mean, what's they do kind of just... flutter on him? Were they trying to vibrate like bees and make him overheat or some shit?
Changelings were absurdly stronger as *REAL* changelings before. can they even shoot lasers anymore in this form?!
>>30871179
If Pharynx was smart, he would've stayed a Changeling and watched as his pacifist broodmates died without their killer instinct.
Nature breeds out the weak.
>>30871195
>Nature breeds out the weak.
You can't really breed out weakness without the queen for your hive's reproduction though.
Their species is kind of on the way to extinction now.
>>30871179
>flutter on him
>a bunch of fruit loops see a big, hairy, muscular male creature (bara bait)
>immediately pounce on him
They were trying to initiate an orgy.
Daring Do didnt do nothing wrong and the 1488 suicide is a myth
>>30871116
Neigh/11 was an inside job.
Fuck off stormweenie.
>Daring Done? was 57 years ago
>>30871074
>two new threads up
>minute apart
>image
>medium
sad.
>>30871074
One day that will be true
There are zero episodes in season one better than this one.
>>30870944
I still want to have sex with her.
>>30870944
Party of one
Applebuck season
>>30870985
>Party of One
Pinkie goes mad for no reason and they go with the cliche "birthday party" surprise rather than an interesting moral about not always wanting to hang out
>Applebuck season
No. Nothing of note happens in that episode and AJ is proven to be worthless at farming in her very first episode.
I.
Work.
Alone!
>>30870633
http://pixelcanvas.io/@-10805,10080
http://mlpixel.org
>support mlpixel now!
>random kpop vids
You do realize we're at war right?
A war you started.
Your demands are a little...unique....
>"Come on p-princess, it's just an hour of cuddling"
>"We can do it in your castle, if it makes you more comfortable."
>"O-ok, half an hour but we'll be alone in the room. No guards or anyone watching."
>"Alright, 15 mnutes of VERY intense belly rubs and I'll withdraw my unending hordes of the undead from Equestria? Pretty please?"
>"O-oh I see... Can you at least like, h-hold my hand and step outside the c-castle so my minions see us together? They'll think I'm a fag otherwise."
>You are Anonymous
>You are one of the most-
>No, you are THE most powerful necromancer in all of Equestria.
>Forget Equestria, the whole world!
>You have a massive horde of undead ponies and griffons encircling the city of Canterlot.
>That's pretty high level necromantic stuff.
>You've besieged the capital of Equestria and even the Princess of the Sun cannot stand against you.
>That's top shelf.
>You're a winner.
>You won this war the moment you started it.
>Now the Princess will have to acquiesce to your demands, for she and her country are powerless to stop you.
>...
>She's laughing.
>Maybe she's relieved that her and her people will not be slain?
>No.
>No, she's definitely laughing at you.
>More specifically your demands.
>You didn't think you were asking too much.
>You've always admired Princess Celestia and wondered how soft her fur and mane was.
>You didn't have anything you really wanted to demand from Equestria, you just wanted to show that you could conquer it.
>Prove you weren't a two bit magician.
>You figured the Princess would read your demands and accept immediately.
>Instead she's here laughing at you.
>You decide to tone down your demands.
>Backpedal a bit.
>It doesn't help.
>The Princess refuses your demands and you sheepishly withdraw from her throne room.
Original prompt.
>>30632818
>>30562304
>>30870454
Let the thread rest in peace, you cuck.
>>30871016
Been away from /mlp/ a while and have a bit of an odd question. I doubt if anyone remembers it but I'll ask just in case.
Did we ever hear back from that one Anon who tried creating a pinkie pie tulpa but screwed it up and made it all glitchy and it would do nothing but scream?
I'm curious to know what became of him as I am adamant about discouraging the practice of tulpa-mancing and was intending on using this as a case study.
>>30870424
Tulpa threads are against the rules.
>>30870431
really? they used to be pretty popular 4 years ago.
>>30870424
>Forcing this meme again
What is he celebrating?
Being a plot device.
>>30870109
>"FUCK YEAH! I'M PROUD TO BE A KEK!"
>>30870109
The lifting of Rule Five.
How does tis picture make you feel
>>30869800
>rape
>>30869800
Like your mother should've swallowed you or scrambled you into uterine jelly with a coat hanger.
Is /mlp/ pro or anti skub?
>Skub
>ever
Fucking newfag
>>30869617
Which thread was it this time, huh champ?
>>30869618
Skub is cool shut your fucking mouth.
I want to force her to swim in my pee
>>30869557
>>30869578
She'll love it