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>A moment of silence passes as the unicorn takes in the Doctor's orders.
>He doesn't look too confident, if you do say so yourself.
>The kind of expression of not getting what you expected, like ordering an ice cream and finding out that they only have the worst flavour left.
>"I...well that makes sense, b-but is there anything else you can do?"
>Doc Pill's face is as neutral as usual.
>>"Not unless you mind staying here. There's only so much we can do without more data, and that takes time."
>The younger stallion shakes his head.
>"No...no, I'm sure. I'll have to get back to my house, but I can come back tomorrow! How's that sound?"
>Pill shrugs.
>"Do what you must. It's getting late though, you may want to get moving."
>>"Right."
>Norm goes to leave, brushing the chair aside as he moves.
>He nearly trips out the door. Pill watches the pony introduce his snout to the wall with a reserved expression.
"Uh...maybe I should walk with him? Make sure he gets home alright?"
>>"...perhaps that's for the best. You could work on your bedside manner."
>He leans in to whisper to you.
>>"Get the feeling that his problem is something more..." He taps the base of his horn. "...mental. Keep an eye out."
>The Doctor steps past you and magics the door open in time for him to fall on his face.
>>"Right then! Why don't you come back tomorrow and we can do a more thorough checkup? My assistant here will make sure you get home safe."
>Norm is helped up and dusted off in Pill's telekinesis and the two of you are out not a moment later.
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>>30600853
>Anima's buildings aren't tall enough yet to completely block out the sunset, giving the street a good bit of illumination as workers come to light up the street
lamps.
>Your charge directs you through the streets as you keep pace nearby, with thankfully much less crashing this time. He's mostly silent otherwise.
>Personally you're beginning to wonder if your first thoughts were correct. Electrolyte/salt imbalance *is* the most direct cause, but...
>Doc Pill suggested it could be more...psychological.
>But Norm was adamant about not getting treatment so you will just have to oblige for now and wait for him to come back tomorrow.
>...no reason you can't try to figure it out in the meantime though. A recently Cutie Marked pony overuses their talents for spellcasting and just so happens to
get the consequence they were always told they would? A little fishy, even foul play is unlikely.
>The walk is relatively short, just a few streets away from the clinic. He stops at the end of the road.
>"Okay...I think that's all. I'll go in the rest of the way by myself, don't want to make them suspicious..."
>He smiles lightly and holds his hoof out towards a blue post box.
>"Thanks for bringing me back, I-I'll be back for a check-up tomorrow, promise!"
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>>30600858
"You're going back home like this? But...you're blind."
>Waving your arm in front of his face to say 'Hey, I'm over here', you drag him to properly face you.
>"Not just yet! I can still see things in front of me...just not really far things."
>His brow furrows to hold a mild squint.
>Closing your eyes with a sigh you shake your head.
"Still, I can't just leave your alone. Why would your family be suspicious anyway? Won't you tell them about..."
>It took but a moment, but all you see is the retreating rear of the pony growing smaller as he trots down the street.
"...right. See you tomorrow."
>You make haste back through the streets with nothing left to keep you out.
>It's getting late after all, and you'd rather not spend it outside if there's nothing to do.
>Part of you wanted to ask if he'd noticed any other issues before this supposed blind spell, but you feel like the answer would be either insubstantial...or something embarrassing he wouldn't admit to.
>Either way...
>You're almost back at the clinic now, the cobblestones and signboards taking on familiar looks.
>The sound of something hitting a hardwood floor echoes down the street, followed by crashing.
>It's hard to tell, but it almost sounds like...
>You push the clinic's front doors open with your magic and step inside.
>The front end looks...quiet. A door hangs ajar down the hall...a certain patient's room.
>But you see some signs of dropped equipment on the floor.
"Hello? Doc?"
>The door slams shut behind you, pushed with some unseen weight. It makes you jump.
>Doc Pill glares at you from the side, the rest of his head not very mobile due to being...embedded into the door.
>He snorts, tail flicking in annoyance.
>"Heart...you've got some explaining to do."
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Okay, so, here's the thingIt's been months since I last ran DNH and coming back now...I don't feel any more into it. I like the world I've made and the characters, but the plot has been less than interesting, to put it lightly.I want opinions on this. I just wanted to try longer updates for about a week just to see how it'd turn out before I have to go away for a few months, and after these few days of RL getting in the way...I can safely say that nothing new has come into my head. And seeing so few immediate replies takes my motivation for a nosedive because it felt (and still kinda does) like there just isn't much interest. Not that I can really blame anyone. Story's bad, this whole in-quest day has been nothing but fillerI'm close to declaring the plot unsalvagable and making plans to restart the whole thing, rehash the plot, do it over with hopefully even less mistakes next time.I feel like there are things I should've done better,
but I'm doubting I can fix them easily with the current state of things.
Either option won't be happening anytime soon though.
There's a snake in my boot
>>30600572
Among cowboys, 'snakes in boots' used to be a euphemism for drunken hallucinations.
>>30600572
And a cap in your ass
there's also a rock hard cock in my pants
>rape
>dad is a unicorn that was able to maintain a barrier around the entirety of canterlot for an extended period of time
>mom is an alicorn
>shattered solid crystal with a shout
>able to teleport and create barriers even with her magic curbed
Is Flurry Heart the strongest pony in Equestria?
>>30600101
>Strongest Pony
Think again.
needs to be nerfed
>"Wow, Flurry! You're the strongest pony in the Celestia academy! I'm putting you on a recommendation to be enlisted in the Celestia Military!"
Oh great, it's HER again. How would you get annoying party horse to leave you alone when you're not in the mood?
Kiss her.
>>30598724
Tell her to go play in traffic.
>>30598724
Offer to help her with a party on a day that I won't be so busy.
I know she can do it all herself, but I also know she wears herself out planning parties and sometimes need a helping hand.
*blocks your path*
>>30598683
I'd fuck it. Shame it's a male, but if its dick is like its tail and also glows in the dark, I'll forgive that.
>>30598683
Colgate thread
She's called Minuette
>>30597209
She'll always be Colgate to me.
>>30597168
Her name is actually Minuette, Anon. Amending Fences aired awhile ago.
Whats going on with BronyCon this year? Seriously could not find One Mane 6 Or Princess to come to the con? I know the fandom is slowly shrinking, but come on not one Mane 6 VA at the biggest Brony related convention in the country? This list is something I would expect at a smaller convention. I mean they have Vincent Tong AKA Brad and Cathy (Spike), and Daniel Ingram, but they rest are background writers of the show and other C list staff. I guess now they Horse Famous People like Black Gryphyn is big enough to be a "special guest" now. Thoughts /mlp/? are you going to Bronycon this year and saving loads of money on autographs as well?
>>30597021
wasnt there some major drama with celestia (nicole oliver) last time?
i dont blame her for not wanting to go.
>>30597031
I don't know about this, can anyone explain?
>>30597021
Good thing I went when the M6 was there for the EoH panel last year. Maybe they're all busy this time around? I'm just going to buy stuff/take cosplay pictures to whore my new photo site.
Movie Prequel #2 is out on iTunes, Kindle, and other digital comic mediums.
Previous comics can be found here:
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They can also be viewed online here:
http://iwatchitfortheplot.romesilvanus.io/Pony/Comics/
why?
mouthbutt is best pony
>>30596541
Where is this from?
>>30596541
Well she always did talk out her ass. A real shit talker
>working on side of road
>2 horses off in distance
>look up 5 min later
>horse friends are right on the fence-line
>proceed to use post-pounder to put metal sign in ground
>LOUD
>horses trot away 5ft, but quickly come back
>does one of those toothy upper-lip raises
>laugh at the interaction, get back to work
>spray-paint wooden stake
>horses bolt 200ft away and never come back
Maybe they're tired of being spray-painted pink. You wouldn't know anything about this, would you anon?
I only use light blue.
I only dye their manesand give them hormones
>>30595303
I've got a post-pounder and some spray paint for horses *unzips dick*
Welcome back to Curse Quest! If you have no idea what is going on, you can catch up or read other quests here:
https://www.anonpone.com/curse/
So what is this? This is a quest about a young stallion and his friends journeying across the wide land of Neighxico, and hoping to find the five magical relics that can hopefully undo the curse. Along the way, we've met historian mares, skeletal archmages, shadowy beasts, expert chef changelings, small plant-like dryad ponies, and all number of other things. The only question is what we will find next!
Where we last left off, we were exploring a mountain with our young pegasus guide, Jubilee, and Laccolith had just fallen into a river, so we had stopped for warm up cuddles. Meanwhile, Dorchadas was somewhere on an airship, enjoying his own adventures.
>Scarves and socks, and even a couple of horse blankets, were passed around with the intention of helping fight against the cold weather present at higher altitudes.
>Lithy practically drooled over them, as Basil smirked at her. Cap put on a scarf with some confusion, while Archie decided on a nice blanket.
>"So, how much further do you think it is? It feels like we've been on this mountain forever?" Bottle Cap asked politely.
>"Well, it can't be too much further, but I've never been all the way to the top." Jubilee admitted. "There's some difficult terrain ahead, and- Well, you'll see."
>Looking up the trail, there were more and more rocks, and the rush of water still quite loud nearby.
Who would you like to be today?-Clueless Cap?
-Lewd Lithy?
-Distant Dorchie?
-Amiable Archie?
-Buggy Basil?
>>30576536
>>30576536
Clueless Cap.
>>30576536
The real mc, basil
The shattered planes.
Lands beyond what is real, a thousand small realities, all complete with their unique dwellers. The natural order and peace reigned in each of them. In the past.
But now that the portals have opened, outsiders poured in the planes, searching for glory, and ready to crush what or whoever planned to stop them.
Even if some planes had to collapse.
You’re a hydra. You lived in your jungle until the Diamond Dog attacked. They destroyed your home plane, and now you’re in exile, searching for a new home. You are Faze, and your sisters are named Fangs and Froth.
The dogs have to pay. But they’re hiding in The Colony, a plane fortified by outsiders and ruled by a demon, and you don’t feel up for the task yet. Tori, a tengu in search of glory and strength has joined you and your sisters in your quest. After resting in the Winter Calm, you’ve decided to go find the Amazons of the Wild Steppes, which you hope to recruit for your quest. While you were travelling through the Steppes, you found a strange seemingly abandoned hut.
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Inventory: barrel of water, 2 days worth of food, 3 backpacks, 3 water cans, a planar guide (book), 1 gems, 8 pearls, a 10-feet wide crepe, the skull of a bone golem, a sleeping potion, a stone-skin potion, a broadsword, an arm plate, a bear trap, a bundle of bolts, a toolbox, a net, some rope, nylon string, several hooks and stakes, three gas masks, a jar of terrine, a crowbar, a pouch containing marbles, a knife.
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“Sleep will have to wait, then.” You declare, much to Fangs’ annoyance.
“Huh, and what about dinner?” Froth retorts, worried.
“Umm… we can eat while we go there.”
The news seems to reassure your sister a little, and it’s while gnawing on your food stock that you travel to the next curiosity in sight. It takes you a while, and the sky is nearly completely dark when you arrive. As Tori described it, you’re facing the skeleton of a beast which has been made into some sort of tent. The Steppe is still completely silent.
“Yabai, Faze-san.” Tori mutters a complain in your ear. “I’m no night owl. I can’t see a thing!”
The truth is, you can’t see much more either.
Your sense of smell, however, is formal. This hut smells like diamond dog.
>>30504941
The smell is still fresh. Though you can't see the dogs right now, that may mean they're about to come back to this hideout later.
“Let's try wating them out.” You declare. “I can smell there's been some dogs in here very recently.”
And wait you do. For a while, there's only darkness. And you almost doze off. Because you share the same metabolism with you sisters, it is almost impossible for only one of your heads to remain awoken while the others sleep. And Tori has to nudge you back to attention when something happens.
Some flickering light has appeared in the hut, without anyone coming in. And then there's the sound of something heavy being displaced for a second. After that, there's only indistinct light noises coming from the hut.
What do?
>>30504952
Try to listen in.
Comic issue #57 had a preview shown.
Why do you still share these? I thought this board gave up on the comics ages ago.
>>30607830
Someone has to enjoy these.
Unpopular opinion thread?
>Season 1 is far and away the worst season in the show, the best episodes in season 1 would be mediocre in season 5
>Some Pony to watch over me is a better episode than Winter Wrap Up and Best Night Ever
>The CMC have been consistently written well since season 3 and are the best characters in the show
>Show would benefit a lot from moving towards different characters as the mane 6 have been the worst part of the show lately
>Both Seasons 1 and 2 are the worst of the show
>Season is the best season
>Sunset Shimmer is the only EQG character that has the actual personality of a girl in highschool(excluding the take over the world part from the first 90% of the first movie)
>Applejack is the best of the main 6 by a far fucking mile.
>CMC getting their cutie marks the way they did was a perfect end to their hunt for CMs.
>Anthro porn is just as good as pony porn.
>>30602127
It is unarguably the cartoon of the decade in every way.
>>30602127
Fluttershy suck ass until season 5
>>30601818
makes me smile every time I boot up my PC