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Maybe you're the normie

>>30534646
No, the autists do. Autists love repetition so they'll watch something over and over again. I actually download videos I like to watch repeatedly so I don't artificially increase the view counts.

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>>30534646

I want rape tsundere grouchy Bon Bon

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>>30533878
I want Rarity to rape tsundere grouchy Bon Bon.
That specifically is my fetish.

>>30533940
this
is
fucking
hilarious.

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>>30533534

>>30533534
Pinkie

>>30533011
>she doesnt have a jackie chan tulpa

>>30533011
1 week ago, a famous brony announced that he was taking a break from YouTube and Twitter due to a personal problem. He has never been heard from since.

>>30533011
>hwn pick you up with his strong, human arms and hold you to his chest
Why live?

>>30532324

It will finish when the show ends.

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The real question is Fallout: Equestria (aka Ashes of Equestria) will ever going to be finished?

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>>30532324
If you mean in the Mortal Kombat sense, then yeah, Hasbro could probably do that.

I don't want any episodes wasted on pink poochie

>It's your first day on watch as a newly recruited member of the Canterlot Royal Guard.
>And it is high summer.
>And you swear you've sweated off five pounds in this armor already.
>And you still have six more hours on watch.
>Thankfully it's been a quiet day at least.
>You try not to dwell on that thought too much.
>Because it's like baiting the devil.
>Just when you think it's going to be a quiet, boring watch, something crazy happens.
>And sure enough...
>With a blare of her ceremonial horn, a royal Herald announces the arrival of Princess Celestia herself in the forecourt.
*sweating intensifies*
>You have never been this close to Her Royal Highness before.
>You snap to attention, trying your best to appear the professional soldier you hope to be.
>"Goodness, it is hot out here isn't it? It's days like this I wish I could control the seasons as well as the sun."
>You feel her gaze as she surveys the guards at their posts.
>"Right. Come on, everypony."
>As the Princess walks into the courtyard, the Corporal of the Guard bellows, in his best parade-ground voice, "DETAIL! FALL IN!"
>Obediently, you take your place in the protective cordon that forms around the Princess.
>As you approach the gate, the Herald sounds her ceremonial horn again.
>Princess Celestia's horn glows, and the instrument is pulled out of her grasp and deposited neatly in the guardhouse.
>"You won't be needing that, thanks."
>The Herald appears momentarily flustered, but recovers quickly and calls in a clear voice, "MAKE WAY FOR THE PRINCESS!"
>"Oh, hush! Can't we just go for a short walk without all that noise?"
>The Herald actually blushes, and you decide to risk a glance at the Princess.
>She is smiling with gentle good humor.
>The street outside is not crowded, probably because of the midday heat.
>Most of the citizens have gone indoors to escape the muggy midsummer day.
>The few that remain obligingly clear the road and bow without being asked.

>>30530979

>The few that remain obligingly clear the road and bow without being asked.
>Princess Celestia keeps up her easy pace, exchanging greetings with some of the ponies who line the street.
>You tense up as you notice a small foal approaching.
>"Princess Celestia, do you think it will rain soon? The flowers are wilting."
>You move to place yourself between the child and your royal charge, but a large white wingtip stops you.
>Princess Celestia favors the child with a kindly smile.
>"You're right, it has been too long since they have had some water. I think I shall see if the weather ponies can arrange a refreshing shower this afternoon."
>The little pony's face lights up. "Oh, thank you, Princess Celestia!"
>With a gracious nod, the Princess resumes her walk, the well trained guards falling in immediately.
>You are amazed at the cheek that little foal showed.
>And even more amazed that the Princess treated it so courteously, as a serious petition.
>"Here we are!" the Princess calls, going inside a small shop.
>An ice cream shop.
>"Ah, Princess," a voice inside calls, "how marvelous to see you again!"
>You dutifully take your station outside the door, as you had been trained, along with the rest of the royal guards.
>"Good afternoon, Triple Scoop. The usual, if you please."
>"Of course!"
>Ice cream. Of course.
>Well, you could hardly blame her in this weather.
>You snap to attention again as the Princess sticks her head out of the door.
>"Well? What are you waiting for? Inside, all of you!"
>The Corporal and the Herald look at one-another, shrug, and enter the shop.
>The other members of the guard follow, as your jaw connects with the pavement.
>"Come on, rook," one of the other guards tells you, "a royal order is a royal order."
>You swallow nervously and enter the shop, immediately relishing the cooler air within.
>One of the shop ponies comes out of the back, bearing a tray filled with sundaes, which she proceeds to serve out to each of the guards.

>>30530986

>When the guards all have sundaes, the shop owner places a banana split in front of the Princess with a flourish.
>"There you are! I made it myself, just how you like it Princess."
>The princess lifts a spoon with her magic and takes a small scoop.
>"Delightful as always, Triple Scoop!"
>As if on signal, the other guards tuck in to their sundaes.
>"If you or your guards need anything else, just let us know!"
>The princess takes another bite.
>You can't really believe what you're seeing.
>Your sundae untouched, you keep glancing into the street, sure that some miscreant will take advantage of the situation.
>Turning your attention back to the shop, you find that the Princess has moved, and is now sitting at your table, across from you, with her banana split.
*sweating intensifies some more*
>Never mind that she apparently crossed the shop without you noticing or even hearing it.
>This is the Ruler of all Equestria, eye-to-eye, with you.
>"You're new to my guards, aren't you?"
>After a hard swallow to get your heart from your throat back into your chest where it belongs, you manage to stammer out an answer.
"Y-yes, Your Highness."
>She smiles warmly at you.
>"I can always tell." she takes another bite of her banana split.
>"You should probably eat that before it melts," she says, indicating your sundae.
>Talk about feeling self-conscious.
>You try not to wilt under her gentle gaze as you hesitantly pick up your spoon with your horn, dip it in, and transfer the ice cream to your mouth.
>She smiles as she sees you enjoy the cold, creamy goodness.
>"Where are you from?"
"Er, Baltimare, Your Highness."
>"The shining gateway to the lands beyond the seas," the Princess remarks.
>You can't help but smile as she recites the city's motto.
>"It has been a while since we visited. I shall ensure that you are included in my retinue when next I go there."
"Thank you, Your Highness,"

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>>30530533
Has anyone ever seen anonfilly and nyx in the same room? I didin't think so!

Nyx is a pure little filly

Anonfilly is a raging slut.

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>>30531167
Or is she? >>30531160

http://www.spike-el-clopero.org/
Always check here first

>>30529449
Thanks bro

>>30529449
How good was it?

>>30525038
Find Nyx!

>>30525038
Equip octopus as our new hat.

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>>30525107
You feel like a pone squid now

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Posting this pic again because it's too cute.

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I hope I didn't fuck up this time, 'cause I'm off to bed. G'night /dash/.

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Dashie a sexy pony

>>30476495
SOILED IT!

>>30476495
I could've lived with the fact that you shitstains existed before, but now? Now you're tampering with one of, if not THE best episode's characters. That. Is. Unforgivable. And so, it is with finality that I say: KILL YOURSELVES.

>>30476572
how will we ever recover from such spite, woe is us

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>>30462297
Good thing, was about to call (OP) a fag for using the other pic before you deleted

>>30462297
I don't see why anon doesn't use a rock since maud said rocks for some reason harbors magic if it's enchanted by a unicorn or natural or some shit, I don't see why he doesn't use this trick with Twilight then absorbs the magic in the rock.

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>>30461468
Is Waxworks back?

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>>30462069
Should be. He usually OP's these threads. I been missing this in my tracker.
>>30461468
I like the pastebin archive, verry pretty!

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Keep it bumped for Wax