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>>30326527
Opening with clop feels so strange

>Climbing up the steps to your bed, you go to put Umbra down
>But as you're about to drop her, she shifts her body weight around so that you land back first
>Laying on your back, you try to sit up to kiss Umbra, but she pushes you back down
>"Allow me." Umbra whispers as she leans down "Just sit back and enjoy, beloved."
>You feel Umbra breathe on your ear before giving a playful lick on the ear lobe
>Closing your eyes, you sink into the bed
>All the while Umbra is planting kisses along your neck
>Then down to your chest
>Each kiss feels like jolt of electricity on your skin
>"This is all mine..." Umbra says as she plants a kiss on your abs
>Eventually she finds herself at your crotch
>She sniffs at it a few times before giving it a kiss
>A shiver runs down your spine when her lips connect to the head
>"Oh how I missed this." Umbra says as she nuzzles her cheek on it
>You laugh
"It's only been about two week since wE-!" You say before Umbra runs her tongue along the shaft
>"Shh..." Umbra says "Just let me work."
>Looking down, you watch as Umbra takes you into her warm mouth
>Her tongue laps at your dick causing you immense pleasure
>It feels so nice having her lick you off like a lollipop
>Sitting back up, you place your hand behind her head
>You don't push down or anything, you just go along with her bobbing
"I love you so much, Umbra." You tell her as you rub her right ear

>>30326679
>Umbra takes you out of her mouth as she looks over at the nightstand
>"You took the lube out?" Umbra asks as she continues to stroke you
"Y-Yeah." You moan out "I think we should try it t-tonight, if you want."
>Umbra gives the head a few more licks before nodding her head
>"Let's do it." Umbra says with a smile "But what are those pink squares next to it?"
"You've never seen a condom?" You ask "Anyway they're type a contraceptive that-"
>"Wait a minute!" Umbra says "If they prevent us from having children then why would-"
>You silence her by putting a finger to her lips
"It'll help us when we try anal. Makes it easier for you so it doesn't hurt too bad." You tell her "You think I would accept something with the intention of stopping something like that?"
>Umbra smiles
>"You're right, I'm sorry for snapping at you like that." Umbra tells you "Let me make it up to you, my love."
>Umbra takes you as deep as she can into her mouth
>So far that nose is pressed right up against the base your crotch
"H-Holy shit!" You say as you place your hands on the sides of her face "W-What are you even doing with your tongue?!"
>Umbra's tongue feels like it's wrapped around your dick while she uses her magic to fondle your balls
>It feels like she's trying to milk you with this new technique of hers
>And it's fucking working
"U-Umbra! I'm about to-!"
>You grip the sheets of the bed as you unload your seed down Umbra's throat
>She shuts her eyes and continues to suck away
"U-Umbra, honey!" You tell her "I'm not a smoothie!"
>When Umbra finally pulls away, she licks her lips clean of any of your man goo before giving the now sensitive head a kiss
>"Delicious as always." Umbra says as she stands up "Now honey..."
>She lays down on the pillow and presents herself for you
>Her flower looks soaked already and all that winking shows you that she needs some help
>"Care to return the favor?" She asks
>With a smile you move in a position your face between her thighs

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>>30648985
Post sheets

>>30649004
https://pastebin.com/RaZG8KLM

>>30649004

https://pastebin.com/9aS5VFTs

>>30646719
I think coming to /mlp/ regularly should be a mental disorder.

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>>30646719
Bro, our (You)s are the most worthy currency. Everyone wants one of them. If we weren't here, how would you survive?

>>30646719

I'm willing to bet OP is a Glimmerfag.

"Applejack, Let ride"

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"Dude, just chill ooooooout. Do you really wanna discolor your aura over a silly comment? Let it go, AJ.

Wanna toke? You'll feel better."

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>>30645340
>"Y'all better stop callin' me a rulebreaker or else Ah am gonna hafta show you what a 'rulebreaker' might do to ya."

Also found it on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQpp82FzYJY

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>>30645117
I-it's beautiful
>that smooth, gorgeous animation
>they included derpy
>amazing singing
h-hold me brahs

Nice. It even ends with Panko smashing Twilight with a cake. Not more than 2 minutes until Tempest's attack.
We know now all 7 songs (who sings at least). And we heard 3 of them (parts).

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There is nothing to be ashamed of anon. Many people did. Including me[/spoiler[

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>>30644521
>tears start rolling down face as the song plays
>try to hold back sobs during the rest of the episode
>lay in bed and cry after the ending

Song still makes me tear up when i listen to it.

>AJ, Big mac and Applebloom will never hear their mother sing that song.

>>30644379
>again
>movie screencaps and studio files hidden in the depth of endless layers
theyve done this before?

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>>30644383
Yes. The second poster had this

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>>30644385
*the first poster


also this

Spider-Man Homecoming.
Nothing really changes

>>30644069
>Rainbow Dash is now Mark Zuckerberg

Fuck that would be retarded....

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>>30644069
The Dark Knight.
RDP: My Little Dashie is now canon

inb4 unicorn twilight

You're just talking about the one on the left right?

>>30643006
Why would she ever need to learn when there's no punishment for when she screws up?

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>>30643006
Her spontaneous and impulsive nature is part of her charm. She shoots first and asks questions later.

>>30643026
but its the same thing every time.

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>>30642087
Post sheets

>>30642093
https://pastebin.com/w7vFkeLu

>>30642093

>>30641653
Recurring character

>>30641653
He's a douchebag!

>>30641653

He fell for Fluttershy's vagina.

I mean, eventually he's gonna get her pregnant and the boy's gonna be locked up for like ten years or however long it takes for ponies to get old enough to leave their homes.

>>30640891

Because Fosgitthefuckout is the perfect shit artist to help drive away enough fans, allowing IDW the excuse to drop production so they can focus on "good stuff" instead of gay little pastel ponies.

Curnow hates the series and would kill it in a heartbeat, if Hasbro wouldn't rape their licensing agreements for doing so. This is their passive-aggressive way of trying to ax the comic.

>>30640925
Does IDW even publish anything good? I only know them for pone.

>>30640925
If IDW really wants good sales they just have to do what Marvel and DC did and hire a bunch of social justice warriors.

FiM won't end as long as it makes money.

>>30640695
They can make just as much if not more money and not have to deal with Discovery if they just release episodes on Netflix.

>>30640695
as much as I don't want it to s8 will probably be the last. toy sales are dwindling and EQG minis are selling like hotcakes.
>inb4 le ride never ends

>>30638968

>derpibooru filename

Try again

>>30638977
And who do you think UPLOADED it?

>>30638980


Not you. Now fuck off