Why should I become a brony?
>>30669954
Why shouldn't you become one?
>>30669964
People are judgmental fuckers.
>>30669964
I want to get into it, but I find the voices to be insanely annoying.
>Be Anonymous the Crusader
>On quest to drive the Saracens from the Holy Land
>Get Crushed by a 90KG stone projectile that was lunched 300 meters
>End up in Equestria
>Tfw you find out there's no Holy Land in Equestria
Wut do?
>>30669818
Crusade back to Earth, preaching the Gospel along the way.
>>30669818
Convert pones to Christianity and begin a holy war against the horses, obviously this is just gods way of saying I wasn't crusading hard enough
>>30669818
Find a way back to earth while preaching the Gospel to any creature.
And slaying monsters and dragons
"CELESTIUMPF WON!!!" Um, no sweetie, she lost, get over it. Luna won the popular vote by over 3 million ponies. Celestiumpf is an illegitimate princess who stole the moon from Princess Luna. Luna did literally nothing wrong, she didn't deserve to be banished to the moon. Celestiumpf is a joke, she is just a tyrant who eats cake all day. Fuck Celestiumpf and fuck white ponies.
>>30669756
cry more moon butt
>>30669799
FAKE NEWS
>>30669915
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>>30669754
She likes her animal friends a tiny little bit too much.
my fetish
Equestria Girls should be outlawed.
THE EQUESTRIA GIRLS UNIVERSE IS SO FUCKING BORING, UNNNGH.
butts lol XD
>>30669650
What do you want?
A undercover agent?
>>30669658
Yeah or a robot army!
You want to fuck underage mares
>>30668924
Damn right I do
>>30668924
This thread is bait and OP continues to suck cock.
>>30668924
didnt net enough replies in the other thread? ^:)
Should the CMC spinoff be live action or animated?
Live action, but with ponies, not EQG.
It should be shot in the style of a 90s sitcom
>It's a Starlight uses her magic to mess with free will and gets away with it episode
No wait that was Twilight
>>30667852
>and gets away with it episode
Wasn't she scolded for it by Celestia?
The fuck is anyone supposed to do. You can't beat what's omnipotent, so you just take it, smile and just hope that they will forget about you.
>>30667860
this
dyewts OP?
>Video is supposed to make us feel bad for Sunset and Twilight having a bad day
>Meanwhile I'm just heartbroken over the stray cat living in a box
>>30667550
cats are literally the worst pets.
>>30667550
I thought the same thing, but then again it's just a cat sleeping peacefully inside a big box covered with a blanket. Nothing is telling us it can't have a home, maybe he was just taking a stroll when the rain started.
>>30667550
Don't worry, I'm sure Sunset will take good care of it.
Hiatus ends the next week
page 9 bump
Hiatus ended this week. Not their fault you chose to watch Ausfag shit.
>>30668789
>Not their fault you chose to watch Ausfag shit.
98% does
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>>30658306
>>30658272
>segmentation fault
>redo from
>chpswd 646
>>As part of her attempt to convince Surane's Dreamers to join her cause, Nightmare Moon gifted us a vesel of
>chroot einerenereidas
>>theoretically capable of surviving the transition from Oneiros to
>>Although her request was rejected, the Illuminant Crescent is an invaluable relic of dreamcraftery and
>>Yet unused, as the tower provides us with the same posibilities
>>Princess Luna has avoided questions regarding her feelings on the mater.
>Redo from start
>...
>...
>...
>...
>Booting StablOS 3.4.0.0.0.1.5
>>30666522
>chroot einerenereidas
What?
>>30666546
...It's the computer's output?
>>30666566
I don't understand most of what it says most of the time.
"I like it," You smile; giving her fluff a quick nuzzle, "Moth ponies are superior cuddlers. You're like living stuff animals."
The fluff continued to call you, but you decide to stop before this gets any weirder, and before another priest walked in.
You manage to separate your hoof from her. She blinks a few times before quickly pulling her robe back up, blushing.
"Sorry," She apologizes, "Moth ponies are very sensitive to touch."
What do you do?
>>30666495
Well that good to know.
Let grab those plants and drop them at our house.
>>30666464
That explains the fluffy protection.
Add a donation or something before we leave.
What time is it?Would you mind adding the link to the previous thread for every OP?
>that episode
Holy fuck, fluttercucks are literally on suicide watch.
>>30666346
Wha happen? Did he tooker?
>>30666351
It's over f@m
>>30666346
What?! What happened?!
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>>30666135
I don't think she should do that.
>>30666135
Of course. After all, she's a Mary Sue.
>>30666135
>Starlight can go back in time and save Applejack's parents
>Applejack's parents were killed by Trixie's family
>Starlight doesn't know that and kills Trixie's ancestors
>back to present
>"Trixie, what's wrong?"
>"Starlight... Without my parents... I would have never even existed..."
Did the show ever recover from princess Twilight and the fucking castle in Ponyville?
Just wondering because I was chained to this board and show from 2012 to 2014, I lived through the Equestria Girls and Twilicorn shitstorms and the comedy gold Cons that ran out of money, and then left at the end of S4 before I could see how that castle would pan out and haven't touched anything FiM since.
Does nobody give a shit? Is there still beef over it? Are the episodes still as good?
>>30665510
Yes. We thought S5 was good and S7 is great so far. Watch The Perfect Pear.
>>30665510
No, this show gets any worse! The movie will be a box office flop and Hasbro is going to hell!
>>30665510
They've been using said development quite well. Ample episode plots revolve around friendship conflicts in different places.